You’re an Angel
aka 🚨 MENACE ALERT🚨
More Angel headcanons (ft. David) under the cut!
- Had angel fang piercings for a bit in college
- Cannot pick a favorite color, it changes every single day
- Spotify is their best friend; they have the most specific and niche playlists ever
- Professional photographer!! So skilled!! Fuck canon interpretation why does everyone have an office job!!
- “I saw this one hack on TikTok-”
- Gets super anxious when David works later than planned bc of Inversion trauma :D
- Once the clock hits the time his shift/event was supposed to end, they’re texting him every 30 minutes to check in. David understands and is eager to respond the moment he’s able to
- Changes wardrobe styles at the drop of a hat
- Blasts music through their headphones and dances a whole ass routine while cleaning the house
- David fears for their hearing, always shouting “I SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO HEAR DOJA CAT FROM THE ACROSS THE HOUSE, ANGEL.” But the dancing is honestly impressive so he lets it slide
- “What if I dyed my hair blue?” “Do you think I’d look cool with pink hair?” “Should I dye my hair purple one day?” “How about like a really dark kind of burgundy?” proceeds to never dye it
- 186424742 Minecraft worlds, they’re a skilled builder and sucks ass at PVP
- Scarily good at mental math, like, they can be like a walking calculator it’s so odd. Helpful for helping Davey with calculating pack expenses though! Too bad they can’t spell for SHIT
- Had a gymnastics phase that lasted forever until they fell in love with photography
- Can (and will) give Davey one hell of a chair dance 😳
- They’re very crafty! Lots of their house decor is DIY but looks store-bought
- David knows no peace when it’s time for bed bc Angel is practically moshing in their sleep. If he doesn’t act as their weighted blanket and smoosh them into his chest so they lay still, they’d probably wake up half way across the house
- Their laughter so contagious it can cure every ailment within a 20 mile radius, especially when they accidentally snort
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ok i feel like asher is one of those guys who posts babe CONSTANTLY on all of his social medias. constantly posts them on birthdays, special occasions, every other tuesday, when they make a great breakfast (so everyday). he just gotta show the world how lucky he is
milo would post sweetheart on like big events like anniversaries and like national partner day or smth. most of the photos he and sweetheart have of each other are like ‘for my eyes only’ and they feel a bit more like a private couple ya know
david hasn’t used any social media in a decade. he has no idea how it works. however, with some prompting from asher, david posts angels and his engagement rings and also a few photos from the wedding. angel, on the other hand, has a finsta that is literally 99% just close up photos of david’s face. they post every other hour on that account and post the nice ones on their main
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The Great Lo Meng - Kid with the Golden Arm 👊💪🐸
T-shirt 👈
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Guys I’m gonna tell you my dream I had about Mr David Shaw
I walked into the kitchen only to see the most juiciest, most jaw dropping, eyes watering, heart stopping, seizure inducing, flash warning, ass ever. And you wanna know who’s ass It was? It was Mr Shaw’s, and it was vulnerable. ALL defenses down, not a hint of danger is to be suspected. So I fix my aim and I set my shot. I approached slowly and I reeled my hand back and BOOM ass = slapped. Then I RUN. AND I WAS RUNNING FAST. THERE IS AN UPSTAIRS AND I GO UP THERE LIKE A BAFOON. I’m at the top of the stairs and I see a mini closet. I hide in the closet behind a wall of clothes, and I wait. I hear something coming up the stairs and it’s Mr. Shaw in his wolf form, he was not happy. So he passes by the closet and I think I’m safe. I was not. He comes back towards the closet. He sees me. And that’s where the dream ends
That’s the dream good night
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