#she is snooty she is prim and proper. she is so full of shame it is unreal.

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ouuhhg i crave to talk shit abt my dnd character but! alas! im out of avenues to talk about her!! because normal human conversations are reciprocal and i literally just want to talk about all the silly intricacies of my silly little girlie to some very polite hypeman. its soooooo selfish (... elfish, for the pun) but god. tis an itch i crave to scratch. i want someone else to understand her as much as i do (even though the playing of the dnd game will do this. but.)

#she's silly!! she's awful!! i love her!! she's just a sopping wet cat of a girl!!! #she's ess//ek cri//trole and mercym//orn lock//ed tomb's horrible spiritual offspring #she's a drow. she has eye damage from her divine deity. she can cast dancing lights at will. she cannot see in the sunlight. #she's a failed wizard she failed out of uni she ran away from every one of her problems and now she has new problems #she doesnt realise other people are as sentient as she is. she's a fucking peace cleric who's primary mechanic relies on knowing this. #she is snooty she is prim and proper. she is so full of shame it is unreal. #she cut ear holes in the matriculation robe she stole from her uni before fleeing the grounds having committed fraud for 8 months #she's got to be everyone's best friend. she wants to talk no one one ever again please and thank u. #she irons her robes. she lives on a boat. she's never seen the ocean before. she wishes she never had. #she's near entirely support-build because no one can die near her. ew. yuck. so rude. #her dad is a cleric her mum is an accountant her siblings all have families and mortgages and she's the gay art student cousin #she's way too proud of the worst parts of herself and she doesn't even know it. #she thinks she's supposed to be a paladin. she wants a very polite email exchange with the moonstone dragon who ruined her retinas. #she has a rapier strapped to her back and she won't ever use it. #i love her so much. character of all time. to me.