#shoutout to DADGUT for parts of the transcript here

[cakeofthepan]

Absolutely baller DM move from Anthony here, with a little bonus teen talk at the end.

[Audio Transcript:

[Instrumental Mambo no 5 plays in the background]

Anthony: Abe G-o-u-l, Abe Goul. He is in band and he plays the trumpet.

Erica: Wait

Taylor: And your finger

Erica: What if it’s an anagram?

Scary: [Gasps]

Erica: What if it’s not really Abe Goul?

Scary: Let me log it.

Link: I mean, there's a student named Abe Goul.

Scary: Oh.

Anthony: Yeah, that's his name.

Link: No, Erica, I don't want to discount it. Maybe there's another kid is—

Scary: Abel Hugo!

Link: —that is an anagram of Able Goul tho—

Will: Able what?

Scary: Able Hugo!

Matt: Is there an Able Hugo at this school?

Anthony: No.

[Laughter]

Anthony: And he goes—

Abe: [harsh breathing] One, two, [pause in rhythm] three, four, five. One, two, [pause], three, four, five.  

Anthony: And he points at the hair and he goes—

Abe: A little bit a Monica…

[laughter]

Will: [yelling, off mic] No!!

Anthony: And he points at the teeth.

Abe: A little bit of Erica…!

[group laughter]

Freddie: [yelling, off mic] Oh, no!!

Beth: No…!

Abe: A little bit of Rita was all I needed!

Will: No!

Abe: A little bit of Tina was all I seed!

Matt: Boo!

Will: Boo!

Abe: A little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little...

Freddie: [laughing] Boo…!

Anthony: And then your anagram device in your pocket goes—

Anagram Device: [mechanical] Alert. Alert. You misspelled Abe Goul. It didn't have an H in it. Reconfiguring,

[Music cuts out]

Anagram Device: ddt-ddt-ddt-ddt. Lou Bega!

[uproar and laughter and claps]

[Music returns]

Freddie: No…!

Anthony: And he goes—

Abe: A little bit of Jessica here I am—

Anthony: And then he points at you, Scary and he goes—

Abe: [to the rhythm of the lyrics in Mambo Number 5] A little bit of you makes me your man!

Beth: No!

Anthony: And he puts the trumpet to his mouth and he goes—

Abe: [shouting] The trumpet!

Will: No— [laughs]

Freddie: Oh, no!

Will: [off mic] Gah!!

Freddie: Goddammit!

Anthony: And he blows into the trumpet, and…

[Music fades]

[air horns and Skull Trumpet]

Anthony: …he disappears.

Freddie: And Elyse even called it, you say Abe Goul

Anthony: Yeah

Freddie: And she goes “what if it’s an anagram”

Will: Mmm Hmmm

Freddie: Anthony, what was going through your head in that moment?

Anthony: I was like “NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

[Laughter]

End Transcript]

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