Say hi to this year's Freshmen!
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"-and I think I can make a paste to rub on glasses that might let me see ghosts! Clearly, I mean, eithout having to, you know, smoking a bunch of herbs that open my inner eye."
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"Shoot. Bennie, bro, wake up. Don't you have morning class?"
"Mmm? Shoot!"
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"Wait, is this even our room?"
"Do you actually care?"
"Hmmm . . . nope! It's got a double bed and that's good enough for me."
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"You throw really great parties! Um, except for the cow. And Basil joy-buzzering me."
"Yeah! Can't someone call campus security about him?"
"I think he has, like, diplomatic immunity?"
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"So college really is a full time party! No one tell my dads."
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"So how's college treating you?"
"Umm . . . kind of cutting into my social media time, but some of the classes are-"
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"I told you that bridge breaks when you step on it the wrong way!"
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"You're adorable."
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"You're letting that coach bully you. Your poor muscles."
"You gonna come down to the field and complain, bro?"
"If I have to!"
"My hero!"
"Ooof!"
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"All right, bro, I've got the towel on. You can turn around."
"A freshly showered Josie! That's what I like to see. Mmm, you're still damp."
"Haha, is that what does it for you?"
(Ed. So they woke up this morning with two bolts! No changes at all. Same hair, same fitness, same job levels (none) etc. etc. I guess they both looked around at the cast of dormies and they each decided that actually their high-school gf was the prettiest?)
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