#sipping coffee. reading through the tags. reliving the days of being 13 and arguing over teenage mutant ninja turtles w internet strangers

[smarterthantheaverageloser]

Reading up on the current Dream drama like a suburban mother listening to her kids explain the lore of the game they've been playing in the woods for a month

#'he's a dranti and I'm a mangoball so we're enemies and we're gonna fight to the death' 'oh that's nice dear' #I have the tags blocked because I genuinely cannot stand minecraft smp youtubers or whatever they call themselves nowadays #but god do I love peeling back the hermetic seal from time to time to watch some good old fashioned stupid discourse #sipping coffee. reading through the tags. reliving the days of being 13 and arguing over teenage mutant ninja turtles w internet strangers #knowing they will all pretend this didn't happen in five years #it has all the trappings of good ol' tumblr discourse tm #drama. bloodshed. doxxing threats. twitter hysteria. random slang terms for positions on the issue that I have no hope of keeping up with #from the outside #ah yes. a 13 year old calling another 13 year old a predator. exquisite. therapy for one million years #oho! a 27 year old defending some random internet man to the death! telling middle schoolers to kill themselves! #unmatched. what is wrong with them? the world may never know #'drantis dni' I like your funny words magic man #no idea what a dranti is #sounds like a low level dnd monster #johnsense #love minecraft. no idea why it drives people insane #watch me not tag this and still get death threats