#six feet away

[deanmarywinchester]

i like this substack article I found while googling jamie loftus’s book on hotdogs. it’s like a poem on the subject of “you can do whatever you want forever” to me

#this is how I felt when I planned my first vacation without my parents and when I moved to nyc and every time I take a train on my lunch #break and when I wear something I sewed #etc. it feels like there’s a lot of things im getting away with and its a fun little reminder that sometimes you can just do things #my posts #unrelatedly obsession with Jamie loftus continues. jamie are you (six feet tall) free on Thursday when I am free

[pointyshorts]

Warning; Saddest Thing Ever </3 she LIED about needing to do that math homework

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #funtime freddy #fazbear frights #millie fitzsimmons #count the ways #she told the idiot she would be back to die and he believed her #now she comes into the workshop just to stand six feet away from him and just stare at him mockingly

[alynnl]

Morgan Fey really gives Manfred von Karma a run for his money as far as being a terrible parent (and person.)

#she is EVIL your honor #Ace Attorney #Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations #not giving away spoilers #but just when you think she was bad in Justice for All #she gets worse in case 3-5 💔 #her and Manfred von Karma belong six feet under #and in the same layer of Hell

[feluka]

on today's episode of 'what on earth is wrong with that guy?' my father saw my graded sheet and my TA had written 'thank you :)' with a smiley face on it and my father asked me who wrote that. and i said my TA. and then he said 'is the TA a boy or a girl??' and looked deeply concerned when i said it's a man and then he kept prodding me to translate for him all the notes and corrections on my sheet 💀

#i promise you sparks cannot and will not fly between anyone in a six hour workshop #we are all in a caffeine fueled haze and bent over awkwardly over our desks until we can't feel our feet #and by the time we submit our sheets we're like 'if the TA gives me a bad grade for this i will hold onto him and throw us both out of the #the window like in that one scene in sherlock holmes 2' #i want to know what he pictures when i go to class #he already watches from a distance like a freak to make sure i go through the door before he leaves #(because it doesn't occur to him that if i wanted to sneak away i could still let him watch me go through then wait for him to go then #go out through another gate??? campus is big it has lots of gates) #weird man. hope he gets better soon. all that obsession can't be good for his health

[countess-of-edessa]

“are the girls going to help you make pierogis?” well no one else is fucking gonna are they? no one else in this house has functional fucking hands apparently

#every Christmas i think about the time we came home from mass and my father said “finally! now we can relax.” and sat down at his computer #and played video games for the next three hours while my mother and sister and i stood six feet away from him in the kitchen making #200 pierogis. #it’s crazy considering the amount of stuff he gets done for him on a daily basis that I would never even think would be done for me by anyo #like bed made for him/all meals/all dishes/food put on his plate for him because he refuses to do it himself/pretty much all errands #whenever he wants tea he just says that want out loud and it gets brought to him by magic #i mean or anything else! he once said “did you say we were having cappuccinos today?” just to no one in particular and we all knew no one h #had said anything of the sort. and then he was given one! #of course he goes to work from 8-6ish every day but other than one day a week it’s remote and has been for years and i can hear him #he is pretty much never not on the phone gossiping with someone #and i don’t begrudge him having a not physically intensive job or anything but im just trying to think of the things he has to do #he makes my mother mow the lawn. i do it when i am home because i think that’s disgraceful. #if my mother begs hard enough he'll do the least amount of yard work possible if it’s something we can’t physically do by ourselves. #but on a daily basis it’s just go to work/eat the breakfast brought to you/eat the lunch brought to you/come downstairs eat the dinner made #for you/play video games until you go to bed in the bed that was made for you in the morning #and on non work days it’s just eat/video games/bed #and like all this to say #he complains more and has a worse attitude than anyone I have ever known in my life #whenever he encounters a minor inconvenience he's talking about how it never ends and he never gets a chance to rest for once #literally any day that’s not spent in complete and total stagnation is considered a failure #he hates when my mother and sister and i are happy like we can’t even play music and laugh in the kitchen while we cook and clean up after #meals because it distracts him from his video games and his YouTube videos about video games and the war in Ukraine #he gets mad when we laugh too much lol like dude you’re pretty lucky you have daughters who can have fun while doing the dishes #considering you haven’t done them in like 20 years #word to the ladies out there btw: my parents used to clean up after dinner together when they first got married. so watch out lmao

[labratboygirl]

head in hands . that fucker has not changed a BITTTTT

#casually spills guts #tgis is about my abuser #because he always finds Some fuckihn way 2 crawl into my brain even after i cut it off w him 5 months ago #woke up 2 a text from a friend (whos still Technically Friends with him but . still understands that hes a piece of shit) at around midnigh #text said something like “god [[ABUSERNAME]] is a fucking idiot” #and i was like YOU BETTER FUCKIN BELIEVE IT what did he do this time #and they proceeded 2 tell me he did the same shit he did with ME to someone ELSE #imgonna lose my mind . im so so glad i got away from him when i had the chance #i am Convinced id be six feet under by now if i never left him

[itstimeforstarwars]

Not enough business owners give adequate thought to their restrooms tbh. Nothing bugs me more than a place that has clearly been overthought to the nines only for their bathroom to be difficult to get into and poorly laid out.

#chit chat #i went to a restaurant tonight #their toilet paper dispenser was six inches above the floor #their paper towel dispenser was nearly six feet above the floor #and neither the path to the sink nor the path to the handicap stall was wide enough for a wheelchair #they weren’t fucking wide enough for a scrawny rat who can worm through anything tbh #also the locks on the door were large hook-and-eye things #and when you locked them the door was still a full inch away from the wall #it was. infuriating. #i understand that this is my pet peeve and I’ve been weird about this since seventh grade #but come on #waiting rooms and bathrooms are places where customers are going to spend a lot of time #put in some fucking effort

[missoneminute]

I am 100 percent not a kid person. I don't have any, never wanted any, don't particularly enjoy their company. And yet when I spotted Katia carrying Billie-May backstage at Solfest I was 100 percent this meme.

[whynotimtired]

Mike verbally confirming that bc it's Will's pov we just aren't seeing mike looking at him. He looks at him, oh, he looks at him all the time, he notices everything about Will. That he's moping that he's rolling his eyes that he wasn't talking (that he was ignoring him) and that ruined his entire day. He looks at Will, Will just doesn't see him. So we don't either.

#lack of mike pov literally going to put me six feet under #st5 i am waiting PATIENTLY #because will's an unreliable narrator we are missing key parts of mike as a whole character which is WHY he seems so shallow #ruined his entire day* #*said after his gf was publicly harassed #mike let me inside ur head i swear i will clean up after im done #mike wheeler #byler #byeler #will byers #stranger things #mike wheeler is gay #i love slowburns except when i dont #quite literally exactly like that time i read an extreme slowburn & when i finished it there was only one chapter left to be uploaded- #-and the main character STILL HADNT SAID I LOVE YOU #YOU CANNOT IMAGINE HOW FRUSTRATED I WAS BC THEY STARTED OUT ALREADY IN LOVE THEY WERE JUST TORTURED FOR 40 CHAPTERS #have to spend my time inside the head of this dumbass who refused to confess and also somehow is too stupid to see that they love u back #anyway yeah thats what this feels like. like im one chapter away from the end #technically were like 8 chapters from the end but thats irrelevant to my metaphor

[sinecosinewheel]

kalameet is a motherfucker. hello what the fuck is this

#wheeltext #dark souls posting #sorry at one point kalameet (without doing the buffing grab attack) did their darting forward attack and it did my whole health bar #worth of damage. fromsoft are you telling me that did 1001 damage??? or that one time kalameets tail hit the ground like six feet away from #me and i still got damaged somehow

[facetsofthecloset]

I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE SCAMMED IN MY LIFE

So I bought this cheapass Halloween tablecloth and I’m not refolding it for a pic but basically in the packaging you could only see the bat print

BUT

THERE’S A HUGE BLANK SPACE IN THE MIDDLE URGHHHHHH

Look I get it’s a tablecloth and that’s the bit your dishes are gonna be covering anyway so why bother BUT IT’S SUCH A CHEAP MOVE

And like yeah it’s a cheap plastic tablecloth pretty meant to be one use BUT STILL

I wouldn’t care so much if there was any indication on the packaging that said the print was only on the sides but there wasn’t, and the way it was folded up to not show any of the white just feels scummy urghhhhhh

#I know it’s not a big deal but I’m already upset bc I can’t find my big Halloween poster thing I painted three years ago #and FOR SURE thought I had put away in my closet #I was SO CERTAIN it was there BUT I CANT FIND IT 😭😭😭 #and I don’t have time to paint a new one #it was like six feet long I folded it up and put it away somewhere BUT WHERE #why was it not in the one place I was so fucking sure it was arghhh #anyway this tablecloth was just salt in the wound and I need to take a break from decorating now >:/ #ramblings

[margoshansons]

Everyone keeps talking about the homoerotic tension between Goncharov and Andrey—especially with that final scene—but I don’t see anyone talking about Sofia taking Katya’s hand and offering her a life away from Naples and the mafia and the heartbreak that both of them face when Katya turns her down only to realize that Goncharov’s love for her has always been conditional on her and her family’s support, which is why Katya faking her death and reuniting with Sofia at the end of the movie juxtaposed with Goncharov and Andrey’s falling out and confrontation is INTEGRAL to understanding the themes of the movie, in this essay I will—

#goncharov #katya goncharov #katya michailov #sofia #goncharov 1973 #martin scorsese #goncharov meta #it’s about the solidarity between two women who always felt trapped #‘but katya’s a war criminal’ so?? she’s the best character in the movie die mad about it #also the fact that Katya’s able to run away with Sofia and finally be with someone who loves and appreciates who she is outside of her fam #vs goncharov unwilling to leave behind the mafia life and taking down Andrey with him because the past is always something #you put in the ground #it’s something you bury six feet under rather than face it #goncharov burying his past vs katya living for her future #it’s so good #unreality

[pokedcheck]

the whistle went but also. don't touch my goalie man

#please stay six feet away from our crease we're already struggling #leafs lb

[ongreenergrasses]

anyway this incredibly triggering nightmare of a week is OVER. i will be safely away from all of it for a few days and then get to do it all again next weekend 🫡

#this again. is too complicated to explain on this blog but boy oh boy when someone looks the same and makes the same faces as your abusive #ex boyfriend and you get to be about six feet away from them for at least three hours a day for a week??? that is Bad News #this is gonna be a Rocky story #.txt

[bravevolunteer]

🔥 you know. you know.

send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

ahem…. fuck the mimic theories and fuck the current state of f.naf twitter and the way people act about it in general oh my GODDD

… edit this got long enough for me to need a read more LMAO

for anyone who isn’t aware ( stay that way you’re better off ) like we unfortunately are lmao the tftpp books are bringing in a new wave of theories about the mimic ( an.. endoskeleton?? programmed to mimic human behavior ) and its possible involvement in security breach… what i’m talking about here is mainly the claims that actually the mimic IS what we refer to as both glitchtrap and burntrap. it’s… honestly not even the theories themselves that i dislike so much as the way people have started acting about them??

i’m not exactly a fan of the idea that this out of left field character who is not hinted towards in the games AT ALL is actually what’s behind everything post ffps primarily because no matter how long they’ve been dropping those crumbs in the book, it is simply a bad writing choice to me to have your supposed main antagonist rely on supplementary material that is NOT well integrated into your main media at all. it’s different than things like, say revealing william and henry’s names in books or the logbook being used to support theories, because they are already characters that had sufficient evidence for their involvement in the games. no matter how much the books have influenced the game’s timeline before, i just don’t think this specifically is really that great of writing ( “it’s f.naf it’s all bad writing? okay and i can critique it JDKDHF ).

and that’s what really gets me: specifically f.naf twitter right now is RAMPANT with people jumping to conclusions and dragging people through the mud for having the audacity to? not agree with them? first of all, a lot of it feels like a GIANT misinterpretation because people seem to think that those who are doubtful of the mimic change think that glitch/burntrap is actually william afton fully resurrected from the dead. i don’t, i never have, to me glitch has ALWAYS been some sort of force created in order to act like william, something that is NOT actually william’s soul but is undoubtedly influenced by his past presence ( of course this doesn’t apply to people especially in the rpc who do portray it as actually william, rp is even more “do what you want who cares” to me JDKDJF ). no one is saying that they want william’s soul back and kicking, but people will constantly dismiss doubts about mimic with “you were complaining about william coming back but now that he’s not it’s an issue.” the theory is still shaky at best ( relying on the mimic potentially witnessing the mci and copying william which is why it exists as burntrap— the mimic’s behavior doesn’t match up with this enough to prove anything ) and it’s made even worse by only a few people posting concrete information and the rest just making baseless claims about proof that isn’t actually there.

i … got carried away lmao but overall what’s annoying me is the fact that it seems like the general fanbase is leaving NO room to disagree or not like a writing choice without straight up being aggressive towards them. obviously don’t be an asshole IN people’s theories, but if someone is just expressing what they think? that is NOT grounds for harassment?? there is NO NEED to act like someone is personally betraying you just because they have a different interpretation or critique of the text. it’s just so wild to witness this when it comes to a series that has ALWAYS been about different interpretations coexisting… let people talk about how their opinions without belittling them for “just being angry that the story’s not what they expected”

i leave with this

#sorry this is so fucking messy and incoherent but you know what. so is this shit that’s going on LMAO #ITS JUST ON MY TL AND I DONT WANT IT THERE… GO AWAY! #just as much as you should let people enjoy things in their own space you should… also allow others to speak critically about media lmao #just bc im in the Details Are Difficult To Grasp And You Have To Rely On Theories fandom doesn’t mean i always think it’s well done #ANYWAY. WORK TIME. JDKSHF #⁂ ･ﾟ: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc #braveburned #⁂ ･ﾟ: i feel more free than i have in years‚ six feet in the ground ➛ answered

[25shadesoffebruary]

Pai how the hell did you allow that boy to get you over to a sofa to be able to wrap his arms around you and practically sit in your lap.

#now his hands are down your shirt…sweetie YALL could have been standing six feet away and still had this conversation #I’m not going to criticize you too much because o know you’ve been working your ass off trying to even get sky to talk to you but sweetie #that conversation could have been an email #love in the air #love in the air the series