#slash nobody here

[bylovesfirstkiss]

you guys just don't know how to write angst anymore. putting people who say they like "toxic yaoi" in my dni cause they have no idea how to actually write toxicity

#I feel like a lot of this toxic blah blah stuff is fancy internet lingo to avoid accusations that you just enjoy abusive dynamics #without actually developing them or doing anything interesting. like if you're gonna say you love toxicity and codependency #and then just make fluff and smut about it without actually taking the time to explore and deconstruct it #then you're romanticizing it. are you not? #especially when the pairing in question has had extremely negative (beyond the scope of basic enemies to lovers) encounters in canon #just because you're using cutesy tumblr.com lingo doesn't mean you're absolved of actual development #and I'm saying this as someone who really likes this kind of trope because it gives room for monumental character exploration #and as a victim of abuse myself. I'm not saying write an essay I'm just saying why hype up how toxic and shitty they are for each other #just to turn it into fluff/a meme. like the actual negative parts of the dynamic don't matter? I though you guys condemned romanticization. #it's genuinely fascinating how the internet will deem one pairing abusive and bad but another with the same dynamic is just toxic yaoi? #I'm not sure where the line is drawn but you can't have your cake and eat it too. #and if you're going to try tackling a dynamic that's heavily abusive (“toxic”) then you can at least try to #justify it in a way that isn't just 'um well funny fandom meme ☝️' #you just want to skip all the development and get straight to the gushy parts? fine. not saying you can't. I can't tell you what to do. #but it does massively cheapen the dynamic and make it seem like you don't actually care about the characters you just want to ship somethin #I HATE CANON X CANON!! #slash nobody here #decrees

[catball]

seriously if we are friends lmk if i can just ramble about cute boys to you i thought i found friends to talk about hot boys with but theyre kind of insufferable

#slash nobody here #im just trying to talk about emo boys and theyre always traumadumping no lets talk about tripp pants

[griancraft]

Draw the fat hermits fat you pussies

#this has been in my drafts for a bit #slash nobody here

[animutate]

vagueing about someone in the picos school tag rn sorry. he does not fucking look ;ike that on my god oh my god. hes supposed to be UGLY❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ HAVE YOU SEEN HIM. YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT HIM .

#slash nobody here #there is a popular artist in the tag at the moment and the way they draw him makes me feel angry. not going 2 name names

[unusualshrimp]

anyone else get a physically sick feeling in your stomach when you say smth important that matters to u

#what if they are even /slightly/ mean! I'll die #slash nobody here

[p33p33p00p00]

was literally looking at old dms between me and an old friend and bro. i was literally Eleven years old why would you tell me this

#she literally #'WHAT' #'W H A T' #'OK YOUR DEF OVERWEIGHT YOU NEED DIET-' #i was eleven. my brother in christ #this was YEARS ago but im still pissed over this. i was a fucking child with awful body issues bro why would u tell me this #slash nobody here #oh emmet brickowski we're really into it now

[marshmellowtea]

ever see a post from someone where you’re like “i like most of your other posts so i’ll refrain from blocking you but you’re on thin fucking ice i s2g” 

#slash nobody here #if i'm venting about someone on here you can generally assume it's not about my followers just fyi ahbksljdbgkl #i try not to do that because that's just. not very nice lmao #but i'm. mmmMMMMmmmmm. thin fucking ice for this person #marshy speaks

[lonezonez]

why am i ALWAYS in a situation where two people im friendly with are in a relationship and then they break up terribly and then i have to pick a side or something

#why do people...? #the cycle of me making friends and then they date and then they hate each other #if i had a nickel.... #slash nobody here

[september11th2001]

i was gonna vague abt some ee artist who doesnt even know i exist but this applies in general. do not fucking interact if you call me a Twink im so fucking serious

#vie.txt #IM 15 IRL AND IN SOURCE U FREAKS. #slash nobody here

[vilevampire]

if you're gonna leave a mean comment targeted towards me in one of my reblogs (not even my original post) just so I'll get notified and therefore forced to see it (when I otherwise wouldn't because . again it's not even my post) I think the least you can do is @ me in it . like if ur gonna pick a fight then pick a fucking fight properly . don't be a pussy send the hate directly in my inbox let's fight each other to the death

#slash nobody here #lucasings

[inkskinned]

i hate how commodity and capitalism has ruined so much storytelling . i hate how sequels and prequels and whatever else all ring like merch sales; i hate that i as an author have to include any social media following i have as a marketable trait; i hate that everything feels like a xerox of a copy of a dream of a memory.

i hate that my nostalgia has been turned into profit. i hate that companies fear consumer backlash so no real commentary may be made; i hate that companies care more about quantity over quality. i hate that so many artists and creators are being overworked to the point of complete collapse rather than being allowed to tell the story their way. i hate that every point of representation has to be fought for. i hate it i want us all to go back to living in a cave .

when you sit with friends over a bonfire and the night is getting long and people start telling this slow, almost hypnotic story - in this quiet voice, like they don't expect you to listen while they say the most fucked up shit you've ever heard - that is storytelling. who cares if the punchline is car hand hook door. storytelling has always been about community, about us all sitting in the dark, choosing to fill the silence while the last embers are dying. we forgot that storytelling is spellwork. hallucinating together, our breaths held, waiting for the ending we already knew was coming.

#this is specifically due to my rage and undying hatred of megacorporation #disney. #and specifically bc i think there COULD have been a really good series of new #dinosaur island t rex movies #if they had just fucking gone the distance #stopped with the fucking bad CGI #and made the whole thing about late-stage capitalism #do you wanna know what would ACTUALLY sell and work on the big screen more than a trex screaming in front of a volcano #(u absolute jerkweeds)? #so they've rebuilt the island and the park. but the narrative is 100% #that nobody wants to fucking work there and it feels AT BEST cult-like and insular. nobody is paid well for this #at EVERY possible place they are cutting corners. the dinosaurs might have higher walls #but the handlers are paid 5.34 an hour due to island laws. the corporation has RFID tags in their costumes which they are forced to wear #the employees are not allowed to drink water in 120 degree heat bc it would be upsetting to guests #u know real things i experienced working for disney #(but it was 8.90) #anyway it turns out the park CEO knew the risks and just didnt care bc bottom line BAYBEE. #it would be so much more sobering and fucking GOOD if it was like. scientists being like ''i am an environmental scientist'' #''after the epa was slashed this is literally the only job i could find. i literally HAD to take it or i couldn't feed my family.'' #''i hate what i do. i am disgusted by it. i literally CANNOT STOP because the company also charges us 400 dollars a week to live here'' #the dinosaurs escape EARLY in my movie. like minute 45. and then... 1 week later #the park reopens. #half the staff are missing. they're just fucking gone. it doesn't matter tho the company tells everyone to work 2x as hard #that those people weren't loyal enough or they are tragic heroes bc they died doing what they love #and the movie isn't like ''wow dinosaurs scary!!!'' it's... #that in a global fucking pandemic disney kept sacrificing employees. #but it'll be disguised bc the pandemic will be dinosaurs. #this my beloved is what we call an ALLEGORY but unfortunately certain companies have never heard of them #allegories require critical thinking and that doesn't test well with audiences

[utahlive]

No episode today (i have a test i gotta study for booo) :( However in usual “no episode today” style, I’ve got some behind the scenes stuff! (+ answering asks). I’m really glad you guys like hearing about this part of the blog :D

It’s a little long so I’m putting it under the cut

So my latest method of answering asks is to write a quick outline/reply and save it in drafts (as opposed to what I was doing, which was copy pasting asks into the notes app and writing replies there. dont ask whats wrong with me; I dont know). Anyway this specific comic had its first ‘script’ (shoutout to @/ghostburface for the ask)

I usually draw out what I imagine happening and then add text to hit the points im aiming for, but I did the opposite in this one. I had a lot of trouble figuring out the actual visuals for this one

(For the record I tried to find the original price of the glasses on the las Nevadas merch page but it wasn’t there. I remember losing my mind over the price tho)

attempt/draft 2 (sort of) since I wasn’t sure about the layout. I was really hoping to just have three panels (as you can see by the “if 3 that would be epic” note above)

And then I transferred it digitally! I did go over the script in DMs with my friend so it ended up as it did I did see one person pointing out the whole “rose colored glasses” thing (shout out to you fr !!). I had a lot of meaning I was going for with this one but I have a hard time finding a middle ground between “so obscure its not there” and “way too obvious”

I also wanted to answer some asks (as per usual :3 because I love talking with you guys)

I wish he would grow it out!! However as anyone who’s gone from short to long hair... the awkward phase is NOT pretty. I did hear on one of his streams he might cut it when the EP comes out rather than the album. because he’s a coward (but I can’t blame him)

who doesnt feel like ripping up their pillow though, amiright fellas? Shout out to all the utahlive fictives out there (I’ve heard of reported sightings). Would love to talk to you guys some day <3 It still baffles my mind that this blog leaves any sort of lasting impression on people (for reals though, I hope you guys are ok!!)

this one isnt directed at me but I just think its funny you say this because summer 2022 I went to the Winchester house with my friends, but we all decided it wasn’t worth the price so we just checked out the gift shop and walked around the outside for about two hours. it’s actually very pretty! super cool architecture

this one is under the “what would you recommend I get at the gas station”

It’s also not a question but I think it would be funny to let you know I wrote and queued that post (and the other one posted that day) at like 5am I don’t know how I missed it because I usually check my posts the next morning before they get posted I know it’s bad I’m trying real hard to get my sleep schedule to be normal (this post is sponsored by melatonin tablets)

GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY 🤺🤺🤺

I assume you’re talking about the mcytblr sexyman poll?? Im already making predictions and bets in my head on this one but Ill be fighting for MY meowmeows till my last breath

#utahlive #4th wall break #back to the 2nd ask I have considered making a discord server for this blog but ive gone back and forth on it a lot #I dont wanna act like im a big deal and be like woah hey look at the discord server I made for myself that nobody asked for !!! #ur here for wilbur. im here for wilbur. this aint about me !! #the homestuck one is slash j btw !!! I love u guys #I’m currently reading jt myself #haven’t met vriska yet #behind the scenes

[animutate]

you are all being evil to autism swag summit btw and i mean this. is it that hard to not be a piece of shit to people online youre making it look like it is

#slash nobody here #why is there discourse over. a tumblr poll. eat some grass or smth

[jils-things]

y'all gotta chill with the mrs campbell i already have enough suffering in discord 😩😩😩😩😩 ITS BEEN ONLY 2 WEEKS IM SO EMBARRASSED

TRYING TO RUB THE NAME ON MY FACE ISTG!!!!!!!!!!!! YALL BETTER STOPP OR ILL THROW........... NOT ROCKS. I'LL THROW THE EIFFEL TOWER AT YOU

#slash j of course im just so embarrassed because literally nobody knows him yet here u guys are 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

[p33p33p00p00]

now why are some people predicting gabriel is gonna show up in fraud. i saw the same fucking thing for violence. are you stupid

#SLASH NOBODY HERE #just. more youtube shit #LOOK AT THE PATTERNS OF THE LAST TWO ACTS. HE IS NOT SHOWING UP IN FRAUD!!!!!! #also heresy and treachery were both mentioned in the act 1 interlude. treachery. like both of the other last levels of the acts #has Two Levels. instead of four. are you guys Stupid. #fraud also doesnt fit him anyways (2 me) #anyways yayyyyy new weapon variants coming soon. genuinely so excited

[teenyweenyeenymeeny]

I don’t have a Big Official Do Not Interact list but like. PLEASE know that I do Look Through almost every blog that interacts with me 💀 and I Will block you if you Primarily engage with Any sort of weight shaming content. I do not want you here ♡

#Slash Nobody Here ♡ because if you’re seeing this I HAVENT blocked you :D #this doesn’t just mean reblogs by the way. if your likes and follows are public please assume that I’ve at least glanced in there #and if you’re liking things like posts Fearmongering about how awful it would be to be a certain weight or shape #then trust that I don’t want you anywhere near my blog ♡ #this doesn’t Just mean fatphobia [although that is the Majority of what I see and I am not Downplaying that issue at all] #no body type is Worse than any other. no body type is Better than any other. #a person’s body tells you Nothing about their lifestyle or their health or their personality. #I love you fat people I love you skinny people I love you muscular people I love you people in the middle somewhere