#so if you feminize eddie pls leave

[im-not-a-joke]

hcs on the losers club? ive been waiting for the green light. okay sO here's the thing: Reddie's Wedding with drunk Stan giving a speech

Jamie I love you this is an amazing request

Reddie Wedding Things

- they’ve been engaged since eddie turned 18 in 1994

- (eddie proposed on the day after his birthday)

- once gay marriage is legalized in the US in 2015, they are immediately on it

- they have been waiting 21 years for this, they are going to make it official asap

- mike and ben are huge help when it comes to planning

- they decide on a color scheme of red and gray

- bev tries to convince richie to let her make him a dress

- “i would rock that, but my parents are going to be there”

- instead of roses, they go with chrysanthemums and yarrow

- richie does let bev put yarrow in his hair and he looks fabulous

- stan is richie’s best man, and bill is eddie’s

- (its definitely because theyre best friends and totally not because of a pact they made in the seventh grade)

- maggie and went are there to support their gay son and their other gay son that isnt technically related to them yet

- sonia isnt there but FUCK sonia

- went walks richie down the isle

- as soon as richie sees eddie, he bursts into tears

- eddie also cries but he lasts like 5 minutes longer than richie

- the entire losers club is crying by the end

- (especially mike and bev)

- both the wedding and the reception are small, they just want it to be a friends and family thing

- ben and mike go absolutely feral on the dance floor

- they drag bev in with them, who drags stan, who drags bill, who drags richie and eddie

- suddenly, it’s like theyre kids again, dancing all together at bill’s house instead of school dances, because they could have more fun on their own.

- their first dance is to the song somewhere only we know by keane

- instead of throwing a bouquet, eddie takes the chrysanthemum pinned to his lapel and throws it

- bill catches it and everyone is like 👀

- everyone gets absolutely wasted

- at one point stan stands and is like “hey, id like to say some stuff about the newlyweds”

- bev immediately starts recording

- bill is an anxious drunk so he tries to stop stan but stan brushes him off

- “these two have been my best friends for my entire life, and i love them dearly, especially you, trashmouth”

- “...even though you keep me awake until 3 am with your random questions...”

- “i may act like i hate you, but i wouldnt be here without you, and im really happy things worked out for you two, because i really dont think i wouldve won a fight against eddie”

- richie proceeds to use this in rebuttal every time stan makes a comment about hating him

- basically, stan’s speech is half roasting richie and half being sappy

- they all clap for him at the end and he does a ridiculous bow

BONUS

- richie comes out at his next show

- “im taken, ladies and gentlemen, by the best person ive ever met, and i didnt think i would be doing this this soon, but im really feeling it tonight, so this one goes out to my lovely husband, eddie kaspbrak-tozier”

- it goes over very well for both of them

#i really liked doing this #hopefully you like it! #reddie #friend jamie #grandchild jamie #carson rambles #also please request more losers club things i love them #another note: #we do Not feminize eddie on this blog #so if you feminize eddie pls leave