what if we were soccer champions going to the nationals π₯³β½π and our plane crashed in the wilderness βοΈπ₯π² and now it's winter and everyone is starving π₯Ίπ₯Άβ so we decide to sacrifice one of us π€ππ€·π»ββοΈ and you pick the queen of hearts card πΈβ€οΈ so i have to kill you now βοΈππͺ but first i put on you the necklace of my dead homoerotic best friend who we ate a few days ago πβ οΈπ©ββ€οΈβπβπ© and i tell you to turn around and i hold a knife to your throat πͺπ but then you turn back around and tell me to look you in the eyes when i kill you ππ₯΅π©Έ and we were both girls π³π³πππβ€οΈ
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