#so uhm. good things come in weird packages??? I love my bby

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DHMIS OC - Christopher the Radio Clock

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screw it you guys are getting EVERYTHING I HAVE about Christopher bc being sick means more time to be creative AND I STITCHED TOGETHER A NEWER VERSION OF HIS STORY AND RELATIONSHIPS AND SOME A LOT OF TRIVIA AND AAA

EDIT: I've realized I don’t have a drawing of him in object form oh my g o d. but the second my charging base gets here you get to see the bby clock!!!

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Story

After the events of 5, the other residents of Clayhill hear concerning sounds, smell blood and notice that no one has left the house in about a month (well, it was June 19th the entire time but it was a month's worth of June 19ths) - this leads to the police showing up at the trio's residence.

Doi answers the door, disheveled, confused, and seemingly very anxious and depressed. When asked about the suspicious things the other townspeople have noticed, he innocently (and awkwardly) tells the police everything. He gets the story across well enough, though, and his mention of seemingly crazed teachers drugging and force-feeding him Duck cause the police to stop and, with the unnamed head officer in disbelief and Deputy Johnson deeply concerned, they push past Doi (who really doesn't try to stop them, he's relieved to see someone with the power to help) and investigate the kitchen, suspecting this child has been under the influence of some drug coming in through the vents. What they find instead is, alarmingly, a blood-soaked kitchen scattered with empty cans, feathers, what looks like vomit, and most disturbingly, everything is strewn with what little is left of Duck. They immediately take Doi into custody for safekeeping, and take the blood-soaked microwave as evidence. Unbeknownst to them, this microwave is Jonathan, the husband of the sentient fridge. Fridge is distraught as soon as they take him, immediately donning a black handkerchief and veil and mourning his (visibly not dead) husband, before declaring that he's sending their adopted son, Christopher the Radio Clock, to live with Big Ian for safety. Unfortunately, Christopher is currently locked into sort of a dormant state and cannot take human form, no one feels that safe wandering too far from the residence and Big Ian doesn’t appear to be home, so Tony assists the fridge in mailing him away. Something goes very wrong. Christopher winds up at a particularly hectic, dazed post office right in the middle of Clayhill, and rather than being sent to the safety of Big Ian's house, he winds up being mistaken for a simple radio clock order and is shipped far away, to a small hospital in North America. He's mistreated here, often being thrown off of the lone surgeon's desk, having his buttons violently hit, being forced to exhaust himself by playing soft rock for days on end, getting screamed at for something as small as playing the wrong channel...and he's often left to witness horrific, and usually failed surgeries while ordered to stay in object form - this, with Christopher being so young, only around 11, renders him incapable of switching to his human form out of pure confusion and fear. Eventually, the surgeon becomes lenient with letting the young clock switch forms, likely because he's quit caring about Christopher entirely, and the boy is often seen wandering the children's waiting rooms in human form, reading the array of books there to comfort himself. He's frequently left with untreated wounds from the surgeon's abuse, and can most often be seen sitting on a colorful rug, covered in band-aids and poorly applied butterfly closures he's found for himself, attempting in spite of his dyslexia to enjoy the books at his disposal. One day, the surgeon loses his temper, as he frequently does, but Christopher is in human form and winds up badly injured due to a fall off the desk and an unfortunately landed scalpel. His injuries are entirely neglected by the surgeon in favor of a caffeine binge while the hospital is empty, and as Christopher flutters in and out of consciousness (and probably slowly dies), the radio waves he constantly emits interfere with those around the hospital. Unbeknownst to him, or the surgeon, Tony has taken on the task of tracking him down. The clock is insanely smart with timelines, and has managed to hunt down the exact location Christopher was shipped to, though his intimidating nature certainly helped him along when it came to interrogating people. Completely alone save for Laptop, Tony has travelled to North America, located the hospital with the help of Colin and the radio interference, and used his own powers to render the doctor incapacitated before healing Christopher, escaping with him, and using the laptop to contact the other teachers and get help in shipping the three of them home. He also tips off the police, landing the surgeon in jail for his litany of crimes. He doesn't stick around for this, however, and quickly gets them back to Clayhill.

Aftermath

Once home, it becomes clear that Christopher, in spite of his insistent optimism, is deeply, deeply traumatized by his stay at the hospital. Mere mentions of organs, the sight of injuries, or even someone humming the right melody (thanks to the surgeon's affinity for certain channels) will send him into a dissociated state, where he quits responding to anything, the lights in his eyes shut off and his pupils turn grey. He refuses to talk about it, often covering it up by instead rehashing his favorite books from the hospital stay, though the household notices he also quietly refuses to play soft rock, and his eyes water at the smell of coffee, orange soda, or red meat. He clings to Tony, the fridge, Bread Boy, Doi, and the now-returned Jonathan, often silently refusing to be in a room that doesn't have one of them in it. They've noticed his change in nature and have - especially the older ones - gently tried to nurture him back to his once bubbly, innocent personality, though no one is sure if it's working. All they know is that Christopher is still polite and dutiful, continuing to practice his singing for the day he might get to teach, and following in Tony's footsteps as a clock, looking up to him as though he were a third father - a sentiment Tony deeply shares. Everyone in the household is protective of him now, even Bread Boy and Doi, both younger than he is and traumatized for their own reasons - the latter for obvious ones, and the former because he genuinely thought he was participating in a song about being healthy before it all spiraled into hell and he had to watch Doi being drugged and devouring his one remaining friend. They treat him like their own brother and cling to him similarly to how he does them. Hopefully, with enough love and support, and the help of time, Christopher will start to heal, and fulfill his natural role alongside Tony - teaching time to the other residents in Clayhill, particularly to the trio should they wind up reunited again. His future might have a glimmer of hope in store for him.

Appearance

In human form, Christopher is pale, short, petite, and freckled. He has fluffy blond hair, and swirling green irises that glow whenever he's awake. He wears a simple beige, long-sleeved shirt, and a brown sweater vest with eleven buttons over his heart - red, blue and green, with four small beige buttons in the final corner and four bronze buttons underneath. He wears matching brown shorts with visible stitching, knee-length white socks, and brown loafers. He almost always has his olive green newsboy cap with him. He has a gap in his top front teeth. If you ask him the time, his sclerae will go black, and bright green numbers will show up in place of his irises - the hour on his right, the minute on his left. The seconds are counted by his heartbeat.

Reference: (tw blood for the one of his actual person)

He has a thick London accent, and if he's happy (which he usually is), he forgets the concept of an inside voice. He's very polite, if a bit socially inept, and his default expression is wide eyes and a smile.

He will scream “HELLO, SIR! I’M CHRISTOPHER! WHAT’S YOUR NAME?” at you from 6 feet away as his default greeting. Once you’ve exchanged names, he’ll simply yell, “HELLO, ___!” should he see you. Luckily the residents of Clayhill don’t mind.

Bonus

Technically, his full name is "Christopher Pamela Roy’s’s the Radio Clock Song the Talking the Boy Clock Clock", due to a sudden and severe computer error.

He was created pretty much accidentally by Roy.

His favorite color is green (”mostly awake-ish bright green! Like computery eyes!”).

His song would've been about technology, time, and music, but due to his youth it wouldn't have been very polished. It doesn’t help that he's been assigned so many topics to cover at once.

Given time and the chance to polish his lesson, he likely would’ve ended up teaching them about the importance of getting enough sleep, maintaining high energy throughout the day, and keeping a schedule. There would have been a heavy amount of piano, synth and for some reason 808s in his song. He wouldn't have hurt the trio, though it's unclear how much they would’ve learned - it would likely correlate with how well the radio clock was able to craft his song before it was time for his lesson. Chances are after the lesson, the students would have adopted Christopher, with Red and Duck caring for him in a similar manner to Doi. Doi would've seen him as a new friend, and been genuinely interested in Christopher’s lesson. Roy is virtually unaware that he's even made Christopher. Conversely, Christopher is only vaguely aware of Roy.

Roy was likely attempting to make an updated version of Tony, sort of like the Laptop to his Colin. To make him more palatable, particularly to Red and Doi, he made him youthful and technologically advanced. He just gave up, or forgot, halfway through, and the details for Christopher as a teacher seem to have filled themselves in. One would expect Tony to be offended by these origins, but he’s far too attached to Christopher to mind. He’s more preoccupied with teaching the boy all he knows about time, teaching and musicality. If the events of 4, 5 and 6 had never happened, after his lesson he would've gone around waking up the residents of Clayhill at their preferred times. He would have lived with the trio and done his best to be of help. He loves grape juice, but believes that the black grapes he consumes are really something called “blue grapes”. He swears he used to have a friend, another accidental teacher, who was a grape juice box. He was blue, which might lead to this confusion. Roy has absolutely no memory of making said juice box. Christopher insists he was going to be part of “Dad and Bread Boy’s band”, and that his name ended in “-im”. He can never remember the first letter. The date "June 19" is lightly burned into his time-displaying eyes. He's convinced he was born with this feature, and that June 19th is his birthday. His birthday is really April 25th, which, to the entirety of Clayhill, is just the 25th 19th of the 4th June of whatever year it is. Christopher, who would be confused by this, simply celebrates on this day with each passing year. Should they all be alive and together again, Red and Duck, with the help of the Fridge, have a tradition of baking him a sticky toffee pudding cake each year. He doesn't age, but the trio is happy to celebrate the day he was created regardless.

He sometimes malfunctions and wakes Tony up at 6:00, by screaming “BEEP” repeatedly. At first Tony thought it was a prank, then sleepwalking, then a prank by Roy. It turns out this is just a sign that his batteries are leaking.

Conversely, when his batteries die, he collapses wherever he is. He doesn’t have any warning (e.g. sluggishness, severe malfunctions), so Tony has made it part of his routine to check Christopher’s batteries every Sunday at 8:40, giving him time to change them out if need be before he insists on bathing the trio.

He tries to copy Fridge by doing the chicken dance, Tony by reading the newspaper, and Jonathan by putting unopened food in his mouth and spinning on his heels. Fridge and Jonathan think it’s adorable. Tony is equal parts annoyed and amused.

He has also tried to copy Tony by turning to human form, clinging to the wall, and switching back. This led to him promptly falling on the floor, losing a panel and a battery, and Tony panicking and crying while trying to find the missing parts and attach them to an unconscious Christopher.

He probably called the police when Christopher didn’t immediately wake up. It turns out he just put the battery in upside down. He gets extremely embarrassed if anyone mentions this, and now simply sweats nervously and weakly chides Christopher whenever he gets too close to falling off of something.

He tried to copy Tony’s dance. Tony is now extremely self-conscious because he’d never actually seen that dance before, and Christopher makes it look silly. Tony has literally woken up sweating because he’s convinced no one who’s seen his dance will ever take him seriously again.

Tony looked exactly as ridiculous as he worries he did, but the trio didn’t actually pay attention to his dance when he did it, still trying to process what exactly he was doing off of the wall.

The same thing almost happened when Christopher copied Tony’s opera, but Tony has too much of an ego about his voice to mind Christopher’s exaggerated impression of him.

He has to consciously avoid spelling his name out as “Kristafur”. He has made this mistake more than once, but it doesn’t bother him and endears his fathers. 

Fridge has a drawing of his, signed with the misspelled version of his name, attached to his door with a magnet. It’s never coming off.

Christopher gets along with everyone in Clayhill.

#dhmis #don't hug me I'm scared #oc #dhmis oc #don't hug me I'm scared oc #christopher the clock #my pointless rambling #ok to reblog btw!!! not to say ''pls do it'' but if anyone wants that's spiffy #what's...what's the word for headcanons if it involves ur oc and his actual canon #hmm #I'm tired lmao I'm gonna post this already #any feedback appreciated~ #also *cough cough* surgeon simulator is referenced here pretty heavily in Christopher's story bc it inspired so much of it *cough hack* #actually most of his backstory started as a joke during an rp with my brother at a restaurant #so uhm. good things come in weird packages??? I love my bby #LOVE HIM #ok I added a couple things but I think I'm done bbye #OK I'M DONE FOR REAL NOW I BROKE THE SITE A LITTLE BIT #luckily all I lost was a tag update #enjoy the work I have put into existencing my son ;A;

[mikkock]

Uhm??????? Unacceptable?? Please tell me more about your OCs in that last art? I demand it? I want a full report on my desk before morning? Cite your sources please?

Oh no,, you’re asking,,, about my own faves,,, sorry to everyone, but I guess im never going to shut up ever now. (i already don’t shut up ever, what have u done, im now going to speak so much that society will collapse AT LEAST)

But for real. I enjoy pretending I don’t have faves, I love all my kids the same, buT WE ALL KNO THAT’S A LIE, those two my fave bitches (they snatched that title from the last two faves, rip to them, and they also snatched, n I must really make that clear, the title of “the bitches with the most AUs from the previous previous faves. Their power.)

SO. Get ready for a ride, table of content: them, their respective character, their story, and the pLETHORA OF ALTERNATE STORIES I GAVE THEM because i must yell about all the versions of my kids i have (non-exhaustive cause its that serious bro, but ill take extra time for the universe depicted in that art just for u bby). (tbh if clamp is allowed to sprinkle their fave gays in all their universes so am i, except they aint secondary characters there, every story is just theirs. love that concept.)(itll be so long you’re getting a whole novel even if i have to post it in two posts)

So~ Em twos. Dari n Wei-wei as I call em, or Dumbass n Egg if you wanna get friendly.

They’re my proudest instance of “oops i made a squad of characters, and two of them just accidentally were so perfectly compatible and complementary oh no I guess they’re in love now.” And then they became my favourite. Cause I guess their potential was too much (jk its bc they hot)

cuties.

I spent ten minutes wondering which to introduce first cause dang son, I want to talk bout them both so much shefjgfdg

First, as I technically designed him first (like ten minutes before the other), my man weiwei. if u ever saw my art its impossible that you havent seen him at least once. cause i’m legit always drawing him. cause im in love bro.

Demonstration : here are my computer scribbled weiweis of 2020 so far (with a few daris there n there they’re a package deal), that i could find, and they do not include all the paper sketches that i’m too lazy to take pics of. (i just been drawing him with so much hair these days that’s illegal, his brand is baldness)

But anyway, he’s CHEN Chia-Wei, he’s 21, he’s Taiwanese n I love him. Two very important facets of his character when you meet him: he doesn’t talk, and is absolutely, in every single dimension, built to make you fall head over heels for him.

He’s (in the “canon” storyline if i may call it that since it’s def not my most developed one but oh well) an art student, mostly paints but is also great at photography and videography (his vibe is busy hectic pieces with strong bold colours, lots of harsh edges, and very people focused).

Aside from that, he’s also super into fashion, and because he’s part of the rich boy squad (the “im broke so im giving half my characters wealth in compensation) he Can and Does exhibit some quite funky fits when he feels like it. (maybe a reason I draw him a lot, since my fave thing is pretty boys in weird ass clothes)(and then i also draw him in just casual shit cuz tittiful men in plain white tees you know. there’s just something about it.)

Small compilation of outfits. ft me and my band handwriting roasting outfits that id also kill to own but ok u know.

He digs music. (i make playlists for my OCs and i gotta say, his is the best one, i spent so many hours researching it, “arranging” it etc n its still a work in progress but dude. she got many moods my fave part is when it suddenly turns into so many cheesy ballads also she’s enormous cause im as wordy in playlists as I am in writing.) listens to a lot, n also he can play piano n guitar. cause you know. heartthrobs got to win your heart with a song (and if he’s alone he can even mumble some songs, who knows maybe even sing em softly, definitly a sight to stumble on accidentally). Big main artists that have his vibes are Hello Nico, No Party for Cao Dong, n Circa Waves’s “what’s it like over there” album.

He does a lot of sports. He ain’t fit through magic, rip to him. He’s got a serious routine, and it’s a time he likes to use alone, cause nothing like running at the break of dawn, alone with your thoughts, which you can just easily forget through the exhaustion of a workout session afterwards.

he also eats. A lot. Food is just good, bro. (the canon story is def happening some place europe aka his biggest struggle is how expensive food is here. outrageous.)

He secretly loves super cheesy movies. the dramatic romcoms??? the cute shows that are just so cute and worriless?? anything involving soulmates??? yeh dude. he watches it, he reads it, he listens to it, and he may cry about it, but no one will know. That’s the one true guilty pleasure. (and he definitly has a collection of romance dvds, books n manhuas in his old room back at the family home. where no one can see it. perks of studying abroad. no one can see ur hoarding of material that clashes your image. “yes i watch edgy experimental things haha yes i love those smart people movies of course wow the philosophy…” and then immediatly goes to watch the trashiest predictable but oh so sweet dramas all night)

While he doesn’t speak (as in with the mouth) he can communicate in a bunch of language, due to having moved around quite a bit. On top of his native mandarin and hokkien, he’s fluent in English, so he can use those to write, and is also fluent in TSL, and pretty good in HKSL (and from that, other close-in-syntax sign languages). So he doesn’t have trouble getting around, but then he is also overall quiet in public (with close friends and over text though, that’s another story, that’s where he gets chattier, and also where you may get more of his true personality). Also, he can speak with his sister. That’s pretty cool bro.

I was going to say he’s a very “hides his true colours under a shell” type of character but you know, for an egg character, that’s pretty ironic. We love poetic cinema.

He presents himself as a very laid back, chill detached dude, going with the flow and all that great stuff, and masterfully mixes just the right doses of mysterious, flirty and calm to just go around vibing. But ain’t that jUST THE MILLENIAL’S ILLNESS, those dANG KIDS, going around, gettin relationships but never intimacy 👏😢 (there’s more to it dont leave)

First of all, before you see the Drama, the Turmoil, the first thing you notice when you really do befriend him is that he’s c h i l d i s h, he gets sulky when things dont go following the plan, he gets whiny n jealous for not getting attention , he gets competitive over stupid challenges, and way too playful if you start teasing, and when he gets flustered too…you think you get cool stoic dude but actually you get a dude who’s reacting to things with way too much intensity, and boi i thought u were gon be mature what’s that why have you been pouting for three days over losing a bet come on- That���s mostly coming up when he interacts with his sister, but the closest you are to him to more of it you get to see.

He’s also an affectionate dude actually. Like physically. As in you’ll get spontaneous hugs. He’s come nap on your shoulder. That’s a perk of befriending him if you ask me.

Also he tries to look so cool, so tough haha. He’s actually a lil sensitiv boi. he gets fluffy, he gets flustered, he heart eyes. you turn around and he’s gazing at ya as if you were the whole universe. he gets a mini crisis for holding hands with his crush. ya know. he’s secretly a softie.

nerd.

Then in the “what he doesn’t show” (my fave part), where you stock all the anxieties, all the trauma… Obviously there’s a lot of anxiety here (selective muteness being a symptom of it, he hides the other ones very well) mostly fear of inadequacy, of abandonement and of loneliness. mmmmmmmaybe that’s why he was v reticent to continue pursuing that one guy he was into when he realised he was just a tad too into him oh no is that some,, like?? some lovey-love?? cant have that im afraid of gettin heartbroken bro. Aint that sad for a someone who’s one true goal is just findin someone to love and to be with forever, the struggles of yearnin for a soulmate when there’s nothing you fear more than getting attached to a person and letting them see you and your flaws.., delicious.

Now tho (because its so alone speaking about a character on their own and i just wanna get to the part where i can speak bout em together and how they bring out bits of each others ya kno, the good kush….), Dari…

He’s pretty, i must say, and got the funniest hair to draw, and comes from the most opposite background to weiwei’s.

Darian Andriev PARVANOV, also 21, comes from the remote Bulgarian countryside, but i still love him (this makes it sound as if i wouldnt normally love someone from the bulgarian countryside. its not what i meant. by default ud remind me of my son so you’d start being liked if u came from the bulgarian countryside) Now for the first instance of “wow, the complementarity”. The first thing i thought making Dari was that he looked too cool, and that he obviously was a dumbass, and mostly that he was physically unable to shut up. (o fuck he’s me)

best picture i could find of him. He’s got the dilemma of “wow he looked so pretty n cool until he opened his mouth” 

He’s ALSO an art student (cause they were initially created for the purpose of filling the gap of “i have ocs in every field except the one i sorta know that’s so stupid”), painting major (def vibes differently than weiwei though, he’s doing those soft pretty landscapes n flowers, everything real pretty and peaceful, we got some impressionism nerd in here folks). 

He was/is a real country boy, farm family, he helped tend the fields, he worked in plantations for pocket money, he knows how to take care of cattle and chicken and goats and all the cool babies you can take care of, he can tell whether the soil is good or not, he can drive a tractor, and doesnt fear dirt.

but then also he’s kind of a neat freak, he hates getting paint on himself, so the duality of man, dirt ok but paint? disgostin. his spaces are real neat and spotless, he likes cleaning (its relaxing) and does it nearly too often.

his dumbassery comes from lack of common sense and impulsiveness, aside from that he’s actually what you’d call “mad smart”, dude had em good grades, he can memorise pages upon pages of the most trivial information, he has an accumulation of knowledge beyond limits, and is good at problem solving. so he can recite all the words of the F letter of the dictionnary, but would also put a curling iron in his mouth to see if it would curl his tongue. (side note, he does have a problem with heat n fire, most his “oopsie how i wound up hurting myself on acccident” story involve burning -that stove was just too tempting…)

while he doesnt feel very attached to his home country, he does feel strongly for his family. he’d do anything for his mum (and actually does everything to make her proud already, that’s his one main goal), and he’s ready to sacrifice a lot for her (as in, spend years working non-stop a really uncomfortable job so his mother wouldnt have to pay a cent of his expenses even though she said she could by doing some sacrifices herself,and then being ready to come back as soon as needed if anything happened, and potentially drop his career and dream n go back to the farm life to provide for mama)(also he still does hold onto some parts of his home country’s traditions, and does sometimes feel homesick but more in a ‘i left the most beautiful landscapes n the city feels cramped and claustrophobic and i dont know people and i dont feel in the right place cuz im a forreigner with a thicc accent who doesnt master the language of this place and straight up have different body language communicators due to cultural difference oh lord i wanna be home where a nod means no and a head shake is yes i keep misunderstanding everything”)

if you want background noise he’s the perfect pal to call over, he’s just so chatty, he got hours and hours of non stop speech ready for you. you can shut him up once you’re done listening with the offering of food. works everytime.

he’s definitly not shy. neither in terms of talking to people, nor when it comes to making decisions. he’s quite bold, and rarely hesitates to go towards something he wants. he’s direct in his approach to most everything.

he likes partying. mostly the socialising part, talkin to people is just fun ya feel. and being in the crowd, doing whatever, pressure free? ya can dance n enjoy yourself, and people wont notice? yeah that’s nice. but doesnt do it super often cause broke bitches aint got the party time n budget. 

he likes arm. (just an excuse for me to drop this thing here cuz i like it)

While he’s an overall bubbly looking character, with a cheery loud personnality, he does carry some youth trauma that has him more reticent to engage in happiness, he comes from what you could call “not the wokest background” and he may have fallen victim of it : he’s kind of a flashy noticeable character, both physically and in his personnality, and doesnt exactly matches the expectations of dudes in the area he comes from (delicate, emotional and sweet guy? that doesnt exist bro). He went through it, and it has definitly had some impact on his confidence in many aspects. But he’s 100% the type of guy to put on the fake happy front because if feeling bad is sad, making the people you care about sad for you too is Unacceptable Right??? relying on friends?? what???

But then what are we supposed to be doing with such charming characters huh,,, 

Make them fall in love obviously.

Their story obviously has to do with falling in love and workin a relationship cause if I dont write romance i literally die, but I make the center pivot of all of it communication, and barriers in communications. Most obvious being them coming from wildly different cultures, having different native languages, and also the ways you adapt to muteness (what i love most bout that part is even then they fucked up given the easiest quickest small body language things to communicate are head nods n then i managed to make one come from the one country that reverses those like iconic how do they even understand each other -through a lot of work and love bro) but also on more “introspective” points, how to say things that you are even afraid to think about, how to open up and share your burdens and trauma with someone, how to say words you’ve been convinced you weren’t allowed to, the inner turmoil of communication in short. And then also communication through art, and through alternative unusual ways. If i were snobbish i could call it something like “a thinkpieces on how humans overcome obstacles in communication, and adapt, all for the sake of pursuing love” but fact is its mostly boys being in love n learning how to speak, figuratively and also quite literally. And also its me having fun with making characters evolve from each other, be able to influence each other for the better, helping each other be more comfortable with themselves and express the true things of their personnality, and discover new aspects. I just wanna write intense and soulful love bro.

So in less concept and more facts, weiwei meets dari, dari being his puppy self just immediatly strikes a conversation and weiwei gets interested cause “oho nice pretty boy? very good. i want some of that”. they get closer because you cant fight off the Power of friendship (and also the power of “what your friend is bestie with my friend?? guess we hanging out”) and then friendship and interest turns into pining, held back by respective dread of what romance with the other would mean (as in “romance?? cant have that we cant feel” and “with him?? cant do that, convince yourself he’s just a friend immediatly what would the family think”) but eventually they do have to just crash into one another cause that’s just the gravitational pull bro, its physics bro. and from then on its all unlearning destructive behaviours, bettering oneself with the help of the other, and getting over trauma to finally live ur best life. and gettin fckin married bro they’re both cheeseballs theyll wanna wed

BUT MAKING EM FALL IN LOVE ONCE ISNT ENOUGH time to make 3894853 alternate universes about em.

Lets speak bout my fave of those for a hot second.

First of all, the one of the art that brought this ask, guess i could call it “Pretty Tribes” AU, bunch of tribes live and do their things, having nature and energy powers. Dari n Weiwei’s tribes are bros, the latter’s powers needing them to move around to get energy from different places, enabling them different abilities. So basically they get to hang at the other’s place while the regenerate energy from there, and in exchange they help them out with various tasks (dari’s tribe is a rly farmer oriented one, with plant magic, while weiwei’s got more poyvalent powers, and have very good healers notably, so it comes in handy). The two boys were born a few months apart in their respective tribes, so naturally, anything the two clans meet, they’re put together to play and all, and from that they became besties, and each time they meet, after the gaps of time separating the two groups, they feel more and more of a little something else~ story is themed round growing up, friendship between clans, their traditions and cultures, and pretty boys in pretty clothes in pretty landscapes interacting with nature.

The superpower AU, i fuckin love it bro. Its an old one, made for other characters, but i just love it so much that i had to inject my faves in it. Its got a grimy ugly setting, bad government, propaganda, and fights between super-people (heavily mediatised for entertainment and reinforcing the idea that “look at these evil villains thank god us the good government protects you from them”), with a side of bad ethics in science. In all that, those two have the role of “those two young enemy warrior and villain, they were so powerful and fought so hard”, public figures, legendary and admired by both sides, everyone followed their fights, til one day they presumably died in one of their showdowns. (haha sike they actually found themselves talking for 5 seconds and realised they lived in a society, n built a plan to run away). The main characters get to find they’re alive because one of em had history with super-warrior-golden-boy and go to seek their help to overthrow the Big Bads. (stealing them from their nice gay cottage hermit life smh so rude)

Mermaids. I like those. Sailor weiwei sees merman dari, they both save each other in different occasions, they grow fascinated with each other, they’re at sea, water romance. Amazing. AU made half cuz i just like water n fish. and shirtless sailors.

(i couldnt find art of it in five minutes so have a link to that lil animatic piece i made of it once)

Indie band AU, where i was listening to songs that vibe so well with those two in general n then my brain was like “what if they’re the ones playing”. They’re (along with the rest of the art squad) a nice little alternative rock band, doing their thing, then one of their songs blows up, and they get quite the attention, to the dismay of dari who wrote that song in a moment of “oh no im so in love with my bandmate but i cant tell him what if i ruin everything we have going on ill just have to love from afar and deal with that” and now has way too many people interested in who he wrote it about and theorising from his every move when performing it (a mix of music, secret crushes and social media) (ft a picture of neither of them but its the least ugly art i found of this AU cuz its old and instruments are the bane of my existence)(also kelana is so pretty i gotta flaunt her around)

in kind of the same vibe, as in we’re in a music world overexposed to social media, i also integrated em to an AU i did for fun, “boyband AU” as its called aka idol based band system cuz you kno, i got a hobby, lets apply it. Band boy Dari and bodyguard Weiwei got a thing going on, but can’t really act on it in any way, because they’d just destroy the whole band if it ever came public. Featuring annoying bandmates, catchy pop songs and people making fanaccounts of that one hot Mr.Bodyguard cause dang he hot.

(all the art of this one so ugly im sorry)

SPY AU, one of my fave brand. They spies, they get assigned on the same mission, they work real nice with each other. spies hot. fights. strategy. i just like the concept. Gays taking down the worst traffics imaginable??? I love that song.(i actually have so much on this cause s p i e s are fuckin great)

Fashion. U kNOW i have an AU for fashion. Supermodel and his private stylist, trying to maintain the line of professionalism. And failing to do so. Lets make out in unpractical designer clothes.

Have an highschool AU for a bunch of characters, injected them as “spinoff”, start chatting online being art buddies, fall in love without meeting (ft. all the iconics of internet friendship like knowing tiny details of their personnalities but not the fact that they have a sister or “waIT ur a GUY i thought u were a girl wow wild good news for my gay ass”)

n those are my faves as far as i remember, i got a fuckton of small other ones that arent fleshed out enough, or some that are more of a guilty pleasure universe, and some that are more like “projects that i can expend on as soon as i run out of daydream material” (like u kno those hospital drama shows with super innacurate medicine n shit like idk scrubs or whatever, yeh i want some of that but im keeping it for later)

#thats way less talk than i thought id do #prolly bc i wrote half of it when it was between midnight and one AM #wait no it was 2 am #but ye #sry if shit messy af #those two are my faves tho n talkin bout em on the spot is hard cuz my brain is screaming about everything bout em at once #if u wanna get more info on em do ask i love them so much n i feel i didnt do em justice here cuz speaking is a fraud words dont exist #im glad they caught ur interest tho #nothin more gratifyin than not being the only bitch who likes his own children

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GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION   ▬   ok but jokes aside. i reached 300+ followers last week ( what r u doing here ) and i thought i’d spend some time crying about people who’ve been nice to me. bless you people. this will be the second and ( I PROMISE ) last readmore you’ll ever see on my blog. hate those things.

idk lemme throw in a few lines of my fave ( english ofc i don’t wanna be an asshole ) song and whoever guesses it gets a horrible doodle of their muse or smth.      //clears throat// keep it real for the people working overtime. they can't stay livin’ off the government's dime. stand tall for the people of america. stand tall for the man next door .

AY welcome to the readmore. a rare thing on my blog, yeah i know. but here’s the structure. i’ll say at LEAST one sentence to every url i will be posting here so this is gonna be a long ride. pack lunch we’re going on a trip. BTW !!! ALL OF THESE ARE IN N O ORDER WHATSOEVER

▬  PARDON MY ENTHUSIASM

 @northernblade // cAMI i swear to god you’re in every single one of these i can’t even start to tell you how much i love you IN EVERY SINGLE OF THESE MY GOD. WOM A N. i honestly can’t decide if i want to hate or love you considering our thread but let it be known !! that i’d get your name tattooed on my forehead if you asked me to. honestly we’ve known eachother for almost a year now ( would u believe it ) and eventhough we haven’t been writing ic wise for almost half of that time you’ve helped me through so much hardship and you’re so ?? lovable tbh. also where did those family drama updates go. we gotta keep our soap opera running. eventhough i’ll probably never see your 12/10 face in person we’ve been through some weird shit ic-wise. i mean birdboy and dogson and now the two bros who can’t seem to be happy. can’t we for once choose happy muses ? i love u. i hate u. i hate that i love u. ya feel.

@mokutcki // bruh. berfie. would you believe if i told you you’re the first person i ever had same muse interactions with ? would you believe me if i told you that you’re the first person with the same muse i wasn’t anxious around ? you’re //sticks leggy up// a gift from the heavens. i love you with all my dead, cold, rotting heart. but just to be clear ; i hate onryo. with a PASSION. okami hates him too. don’t even start with me about the shit we discussed JUST TODAY. he hates onryo. i hate onryo. it’s a love-hate relationship. but aside from that you’re !!!!!!! so friendly i want to cry. i’m crying right now. you have no idea how much i adore you. you’re so cool and chill ( or you pretend to be idk bites me ) and i love you so much i just really want to wrap u up in a blanket and steal you. but in a friendly way not a kidnapping way. please stay awesome.

 @burysong // K I E L OH MY G O D. i have never gone from ‘oh man i’ve been lowkey stalking your blog’ to ‘LOOK AT OUR KI D S’ in LESS than 48 hours ok. that’s like a new record. it kinda bums me out that we live past eachother. when you’re up, i’m asleep and vice versa. but ! the few times we do get to talk i love hearing about your day. talking with you is one of my favourite activities i swear to god. i love talking to you ooc and i love talking to you about hana and the grumpy perfectionist. your writing is the creme de la creme don’t even try to deny it i could bathe in your writing and that would be all i need to survive. i hope your day treats you well and you had some sweet dreams, because i just assume you’re alseep right now.

@tacticalviscr // i haven’t heared from you in a few days and that mAKES ME SAD BECAUSE !! you’re so precious marina. i die a little everytime i hear you aren’t doing too well. you honestly only deserve good things coming your way. dealing with snappy customers isn’t one of those things. i WOULD HAVE BAILED YOU OUT if you punched one of them over christmas tho. like i’m not kidding i would have bailed you out. but aside from that i !! love the sad grandpas. well ok one could be a grandpa. han is still young in comparison. i MEAN ok i’m joking. or am i. ANYWAYS ! i hope you’re doing way better soon ! please be happy. i have pictures of otters for you if you wanna.

@ladyshiimada &&. @silvcrbullets // ALEXANDER YOUR FACE IS K I L L I N G ME but it’s also curing my flu so never stop sending me selfies. don’t tell anyone i said this but you’re such a handsome person i’m jealous. AND !! i’m SO SAD we barely write ic-wise. i mean we talk frequently but i really enjoy writing with you ! as long as we keep writing ooc i’m happy though because you ! brighten my day so much and i’d love to send you all the dancing spider videos but you can’t watch videos in class. i just really hope life’s treating you well and class is not too straining ! i LOVE U V MUCH BBY.

@bladeofthesparrow // where did he come from where did he go. where did he come from cottoneye flint. uhm have i ever told you that ?? i’m adopting you. you’re mine now say hello to your new dad. ( i’M KIDDING DEAR ) but !! you’re such a precious bean i can’t even sTART SOMEWHERE because there is sO MUCH. I MEAN there was this one time where you disappeared and i got worried but ASIDE FROM THAT it’s just been !! so much fun and such a good time talking to you. and i love !! the things we talked about for han and gengu. especially the roadt trip like lbr that’s the one thing they both need in their lives. but aside from ic stuff you’re such ! a cheery person and that always rubs off on me and i get so happy when i talk to you. thanks a bunch. 

▬ GREAT MUSE CHOICE, BUDDY

BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO THE OTHER HANDSOAPS ON MY DASH sorry berfie u ain’t gettin tagged twice.

@koueii // we never //really// talked but your replies to my ooc posts make me laugh and brighten my day. thanks a bunch ! your han is g r e a t tbh. i love seeing you on my dash ! @wolfarrows // your blog isn’t even that old but i’m already !!! so invested into your portrayal, lev. i AM SO greatful that we’re gonna have some same muse interactions ! sorry i take so long uff. @meiyoisan // i assume we haven’t seen much of eachother on our dashboards but i’ve kinda scavanged through your blog and i’M !! HIGHLY in love mkay. 

▬ HERE ARE S’MORE

  @honorpledged // y O ! we talked a bit about my okami verse and it’s been !! such a good time honestly. your rein is pu r e gold ! @warpledged // I’VE TOLD YOU before and i’m telling you again ! I’ll smother you in love until i dig myself 6ft under. you’re so precious and such !! a good writier. keep being a cool cat @pcrdner // my scandinavian buddy ! idk if i’m allowed to call you buddy. probably not. sorry. but either you brighten my day with your writing OR your memes. 12/10 overall package. @etrevide // we talked like once and only very briefly but i’M SO STOKED to hear more of you ! i hope you’re feeling better soon thought ! @boundvigilante // oh man oh man oh man. your jesse is so well rounded and you’re such ! a good ! writer holy moly. somebody hold me. i feel like i’ve been bothering you so excuse that. i’ll try to cut down on it. @maidfaire // I’m sorry i never !! talk to you ! i have been missing gerome for some time but i ..... uh idk. please just know that i still love you very much dearie ! you’re wonderful @pistolslang // I STILL have your ask in my inbox and i’m super sorry i take so long but i’m v shy and you’re super great so haha .... excuse that. but ! let it be known that i breathe for you on my dash.

#( i feel like i misses a lotta people ! i'm sorry it's late n i'm sick ) #( if you feel left out just holler @ me and i'll love you ) #➶ ❝ ᶰᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ʰᵃᵗᵉˢ ʰᵃᶰᶻᵒ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ʰᵃᶰᶻᵒ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ⁞ ( OOC. ) #follower count for ts