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#sorry just the idea of being some random fair employee trying to stamp peoples hands and theyre like
cruelsister-moved2 · 2 years
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isaw this christian who was like credit cards are priming us to accept the mark of the beast because in like the end times youll have to get the number 666 written on you to be allowed to buy stuff so youre buying stuff with numbers which is just like that and before you know it a crazy lion monster will take over the world and you wont even think its weird, because of ur credit card. and also you should refuse to let funfairs put admission stamps on wristbands or facepaint on your kids hand because its training them to accept the mark of the beast. you know, when the devil comes to earth and forces everyone to get the number 666 stamped on them and then everyone who gets that is going to be incinerated by jesus. when that inevitably happens youll be prepared because you never got a zebra painted on ur face at the fair
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