#sorry lucci but the kids indoctrinated by the government into being assassins might be the least weird ones of the bunch

[bipherpol]

Luffy would realize Lucci is his brother and go "He has a hat AND he tried to kill me when we first met, just like Ace and Sabo! I should've figured it out ages ago!"

Lucci strongly reconsiders his attachment to top hats right there.

Also do you think Kaku would send Luffy a letter from W7, welcoming him to the family, because he's no longer the youngest and this is cause for great joy?

lucci is just. regretting all of his life choices at the moment. starting with top hats and ending with finding out he's related to luffy.

kaku absolutely sends a letter because he is delighted to find out he has a younger sibling now.

(lucci, in the background: that's not how this works??? everyone else: do we care?)

(side note: does this mean that cp9 is also adopted by sabo, ace and the straw hats? also please imagine that and then cp9 finding out who ace's biological dad is and lucci just having a long moment of "oh my fucking god what is with this fucking family")

#sorry lucci but the kids indoctrinated by the government into being assassins might be the least weird ones of the bunch #i mean. sabo's sorta normal ish if you ignore the decade of amnesia #he's just a rich kid who went 'oh fuck this' and went to cause hell #if you also ignore the part where he ran away at age five bc of it #but still. sabo's practically normal #so at least there's that #extended family verse