#sscoded no 186

[sasusakucoded]

Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Sai went to a mission in a foreign country. When they were finished and were supposed to leave the area, Sai took out a note from Ino.

Shikamaru: *sees Sai scratching his head* What's the matter?

Sai: Ino asked me to buy so many things. I don't even know most of these.

Sasuke: Tell us.

Sai: I mean I know these but I don't know her measurements.

Shikamaru: Ino is petite. Just get the smallest size.

Sai: Yeah, you're right.

Next thing they know, they're heading to the fashion district. They entered the 1st shop they saw.

Sai: Okay, the first item here is a violet dress..

Shikamaru: *points at the dresses* There, pick one.

Sai: I'm still clueless.. Why are there so many small sizes?

Sasuke: *picks a dress* This is Sakura's size.

Shikamaru: Really? How sure are you?

Sasuke: *compares the length to his height* I'm sure. Maybe Ino is the same size.

Shikamaru: But get one for bigger bust—

Sasuke: Hey.

Sai: Hey!

Shikamaru: I-It's true! Anyway, are you getting one for Sakura?

Sasuke: No. She has a very specific color choice and she needs it customized to add our crest. I'll buy her something else.

Shikamaru: Okay, I'm also planning to buy something for Temari.

Sai: *pays for the dress* Next is denim pants. Let's go to the other store.

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Shikamaru: Why didn't she include her size??

Sai: I didn't want to question her.

Shikamaru: *sighs* This is such a drag.

Sasuke: *looks at the mannequins* This one has the same waist as Sakura. *holds the mannequin's waist*

Shikamaru: It's creepy touching a mannequin like that!

Sasuke: *removes his hand quickly* I-I'm just showing..

Sai: Showing what?

Sasuke: *sighs* Forget it. Just pick anything fast.

Sai: I'm clueless what to pick.

Sasuke: I'm buying this one for Sakura. *gets a pair and goes to the counter*

Sai: Hey! What about Ino?

Shikamaru: Sai, just pick whatever he picked and let's get over with it.

Sai: Aren't you getting one for Temari?

Shikamaru: She's not fond of pants.

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Sai: A yukata? I think I can pick any size for this.

Sasuke: No, you have to consider the length of the yukata and the length of the sleeves..

Shikamaru: Why do you know so much about clothes?

Sai: He has such a good fashion sense, Shikamaru.

Shikamaru: Not my area of expertise. But tell me, what suits Temari best? *checks the hanging yukatas*

Sasuke: Not sure.. But Sakura likes something like that. *points at a pink yukata with floral design*

Saleslady: May I help you?

Sasuke: Can I have a look at that?

Saleslady: Of course! *gets the yukata*

Sai: *watches him measure the length*

Shikamaru: *watches him inspect the cloth*

Sasuke: The sleeves are quite long for my wife. I need it to be around 8 inches shorter.

Shikamaru: /thinks/ What's with this man? That's so precise??

Saleslady: We alter clothes! Is that all?

Sai: /thinks/ Amazing! I should get a similar one.

Sasuke: Yeah. And that red one? *points at another yukata* Can I also check?

Saleslady: Sure! *gives it to Sasuke*

Sasuke: *meaures it* I'll take this too for my daughter. Thanks.

Shikamaru: You even know Sarada's measurements?

Sasuke: Isn't that a given? They know my size too.

Sai: You're making us look bad, Sasuke.

Shikamaru: Ah. I'll pay attention next time.. Should I buy one for Temari? Do you think they're of the same size?

Sasuke: I guess. Yukata is easier to buy than a dress or pants.

Shikamaru: Got it!

Sai: This one, I'm sure Ino will like. *goes to the counter*

Shikamaru: I'm getting this one. If it does not fit her, well.. It's the thought that counts. *laughs*

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Their wives were waiting at the Konoha gates..

Temari: *waves* Why do you look like you went on a shopping spree?

Shikamaru: It's because we did. *hands the paperbag to Temari*

Temari: Shikamaru? *hugs him*

Ino: Really, Sai? That means you're able to buy the stuff that I listed? *hugs Sai*

Sai: Of course! *gives her the paperbags*

Sakura: Welcome back, Anata. *smiles*

Sasuke: Yeah. *gives her the paperbags* I hope they fit you.

Sakura: Anata, you always get the perfect size for me. Thank you! *hugs him*

Sasuke: *whispers* I wanna go home. I'm sick of these two.

Sakura: *laughs* Hey, we'll go ahead! Bye!

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