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Naomi: Would you guys shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars? 

Yoshiki: Satoshi, shoot me. Then when my leg heals we can buy a huge-ass house and great cars. 

Satoshi: Hey, you can shoot me too, then we’ll have 20 million dollars! 

Yoshiki: Good thinking. Screw the system!

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Satsuki: There is this girl named Ayumi who is, like, the GREATEST ROLE MODEL I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

Satsuki: She abandons her caring boyfriend for a boyfriend that barely stares at her all day.

Satsuki: Always throws herself into danger and waits for her sister to save her.

Satsuki: Is psychologically tortured for no reason and makes it EVERYBODY ELSE’S PROBLEM!

Satsuki: AND DOZENS OF PEOPLE ARE DYING BECAUSE OF HER AND SHE’S LIKE—

Ayumi: Sucks.

Satsuki: Hooray! I wish I could be that good of a role model!

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