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Kurosaki: Why come they called him “Beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? Like… I would just be like “Hey Chewbacca-Adam” or some shit. 

Kurosaki: There’s no reason to call him “Beast”… I’d hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me…

Kai: If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven, you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face.

Kai: "Rise and shine, you ugly fuck! Time to hear a song. I call this one, “Ode to an Inconsiderate Pissbaby” 

Kai: And the first nine verses are just me screaming at various decibels.

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[playing scrabble]

Satoshi: I will put my “A” down to make “A”.

Seiko: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”. 

Naomi: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”.

Morishige: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”.

Yoshiki: [flips the board]

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