#sve susan

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

things have been a little bit dead around here, so random headcanons for sve characters?

I like to think that it's just a little pause, not that is "dead". 😄 So here are some random headcanons for different stardew valley expanded (and some vanilla sdv) characters! It turned out to be a little long post, I immediately write a small scenario for everyone, I can’t live without a scenario. Does this even count as headcanon? What are the rules when writing a headcanon, how to write anything at all, aaaaa

Morgan told us that Magnus could let them have a pet from Marnie's Ranch, but I personally think Morgan's choice would be frogs! They are jumpy, funny and very interesting animals. So Morgan, with the permission of Rasmodius, will get themself a small aquarium with two or three frogs. Vincent will definitely be jealous because "Mom doesn't let me have bugs and frogs in the house!".

Adventurer Drake will see the Farmer catching torpedo trout on the Fable Reef at the request of Jolyne. No one has ever been able to catch even one fish, so "ummm... can you catch one for me please? I'd love to study it!" And the Farmer gladly agree. Later, the rest of the adventurers (Brianna, Gale and Edmund) find out what the two of them are up to and also ask the Farmer to catch this trout for them too. As a result, Jolyne sees how four of her wards surrounded the young Farmer from all sides, like little children. The leader of the First Slash clan will laugh softly, and then bark authoritatively at all of you, because "someone has left the duties of patrolling the island!", and she tell the Farmer with a smile to "stop spoiling my wards."

Victor will fulfill his little dream and create a 'bridge building simulator' game with the help of Sebastian and his experience as a programmer. Of course, the game is only in the Beta version, and Victor was worried that no one would be interested in it. But those who have already downloaded it like the game. Someone creates different works of art, someone for fun constructs crazy bridges, like some sort of dead loop. In general, the game gets a lot of positive feedback and Victor is seriously thinking about improving the game, he asks Sebby if it's worth it. Sebastian doesn't mind.

The ice cream kiosk is open only in summer, and in other seasons it's empty. But Susan came up with a great idea - hot chocolate and coffee to go! Alex liked this idea the most ("now I can work again!"). And Susan will give Alex her recipe for the greatest hot chocolate you ever taste. She won't accept a share of Alex's hot drink sales, since Susan gave the recipe out of the goodness of her heart, and so no one gets cold in this weather. But she doesn't mind the sweets and delicious pastries that Alex gives her from Grandma Evelyn as thanks for the wonderful idea and hot chocolate recipe!

I know Andy isn't exactly the friendliest person, but I think he has a soft spot for kids (even a little weird ones like Morgan and Leo) and might even take them on a hike in the woods. He will show them the best places for picking berries, what mushrooms you cannot eat, show the nests of various animals, and explain how to treat the forest with respect. Deny all you want, Andy, we know that deep down you are very kind and caring person.

Lance collects seashells from the beach. Considering how often our gallant adventurer patrolled Ginger Island, I think he was attracted by some interesting specimens of shells of various colors and shapes, which he decided to keep. So don't be surprised if one day Lance, as Farmer's spouse, shows them his little collection of shells and tells stories about where he found them.

I had a lot of fun writing little headcanons about different characters, I like the freedom of writing. Maybe I'll write more similar scenario for other characters later, who knows. Hope you like it, and have a great day! ❤️

#stardew valley expanded #sve #stardew valley #sdv #sdv wizard #sdv rasmodius #sve magnus #sve morgan #sve first slash clan #sve jolyne #sve lance #sve susan #sdv alex #sve andy #sve victor #sdv sebastian

[woomyburr1to]

havent played with this mod for a while but i still love susan

#sve #stardew valley expanded #sve camilla #sve susan #woomyart

[dimmadoome]

Greetings Stardew Valley Expanded

Ler me marry Susan, She is the love of my life.

Sincerely, Koral

#stardew valley expanded #SVE susan #stardew valley

[mimiteyy]

good morning

last night in a drunken stupor I spent a few hours updating and reconfiguring my stardew mods

so I guess I’m playing sdv today !!

#quiet emily #I was gonna make my butch fisherman romance susan from sve #BUT #there’s another custom npc I got named barron and she runs a travelling bookshop

[caelwynn]

I'm still physically wiped out and my head's too fuzzy to do 'real' writing/revisions on my story, but I'm just coherent enough that I want to chitter-chatter about my fic.

So in the course of working on Choices, one of the things I've spent an inordinate amount of time on is figuring out the 'cohorts' for the valleyfolk. What I mean by 'cohorts' are the groups of people who are in a similar age-range to one another and then further subdivided into 'natives' (aka 'people who grew up together in the valley') and 'transplants.' After all, one of the things I'm trying to accomplish is interweaving three large expansion mods with the base game and coming up with a cohesive whole, and that means knowing who from the various mods have known each other basically forever.

Under the cut, I break down who's in what cohort. I may or may not later flesh out my thinking about why I plopped certain people into certain groups, mostly because when I started to do so with this list, the post grew disgustingly (more) bloated. If I do, I'll probably do a separate post for each cohort. After all, this is the site for rambling about this sort of random stuff, right? 😅 (Edit: that's exactly how I spent my afternoon. You can find my thoughts on each cohort here: Gen 1, Gen 2, Gen 3, Gen 4, Gen 5.)

If you squint just right, these could be considered spoilers for SVE/Ridgeside/East Scarp.

I divided the population of the valley into five different cohorts/generations. Ages are based on how old they are/would be during the course of Choices. They are also in order of eldest down to youngest. I have actual ages recorded for most of the characters, but it cluttered up this list waaay too much.

(OG) - Base Game, (SVE) - Stardew Valley Expanded, (R) - Ridgeside, (ES) - East Scarp

Gen 1 (Aged 60+) Natives

Maive (R)

Richard (R)

Gil (OG)

Evelyn (OG)

Linus (OG)

Willy (OG)

Lenny (R)

Gen 1 (Aged 60+) Transplants

George (OG)

Mr. Aguar (R)

Sonny (R)

Mrs. Olsen (Emily and Haley's mother) (OG-ish)

Lola (R)

Freddie (R)

Gen 2 (Ages 40-60) Natives

(56-60)

Lewis (OG)

Vivienne (ES)

Jessie (ES)

Mr. Olsen (Emily and Haley's father) (OG-ish)

Lily-Anne (ES)

Ezekiel (R)

Clement (ES)

(50-55)

Helen (R)

Marlon (OG)

Daisy (Adventurer's Guild Expanded)

Mark (ES) (Sterling's father, unnamed in mod)

Jess (ES) (Henry's father, unnamed in mod)

Pierre (OG)

Alecto (Stand Alone)

Robin (OG)

(46-50)

Marnie (OG)

Gunther (OG)

Susan (SVE)

Kimpoi (R)

(40-45)

Kent (OG)

Bert (R)

Olga (R)

Lorenzo (R)

Caroline (OG)

Gen 2 (Ages 40-60) Transplants

(56-60)

Rasmodius (OG)

Carmen (R)

(51-55)

Pam (OG)

Andy (SVE)

Jodi (OG)

Demetrius (OG)

(46-50)

Olivia (SVE)

Pika (R)

Malaya (R)

(40-45)

Naomi (R)

Gen 3 (Ages 25-39) Natives

(31-36)

Tristan (ES)

Clint (OG)

Shane (OG)

Henry (ES)

Sterling (ES)

Mona (OG/ES?)

Jacob [He turns 31 during the fic] (ES)

(25-30)

Mateo (ES)

Jasper (ES)

Kenneth (R)

Emily (OG)

Sandy (OG)

Anton (R)

Maria (R)

Paula (R)

Gloria (ES)

Zayne (R)

Kiarra (R)

Sophia (SVE)

Gen 3 (Ages 25-39) Transplants

(31-39)

Harvey (OG)

Shanice (R)

Callie

Mia (ES)

Elliott (OG)

Leah (OG)

Bryle (R)

(25-30)

Philip (R)

June (R)

Kataryna (ES)

Jeric (R)

Aideen (ES)

Rosa (ES)

Flor (R)

Irene (R)

Gen 4 (Ages 18-24) Natives

Penny (OG)

Sebastian (OG)

Alissa (R)

Abigail (OG)

Shiro (R)

Corine (R)

Sam (OG)

Ysabelle (R)

Alex (OG)

Haley (OG)

Lexi (ES)

Blair (R)

Gen 4 (Ages 18-24) Transplants

Victor (SVE)

Maddie (R)

Faye (R)

Juliet (ES)

Sean (R)

Gen 5 (Ages 5-17)

Maru (OG)

Oliver (ES)

Ariah (R)

Trinnie (R)

Keahi (R)

Eloise (ES)

Louie (R)

Vincent (OG)

Jas (OG)

Yuuma (R)

Lavril (ES)

Gen 5 (Haven't decided ages yet)

Leo (OG)

Morgan (SVE)

Bliss (R)

Pipo (R)

Undreya (R)

Yeah, I know there are characters missing (especially from East Scarp, as I have difficulty keeping track of all the individual NPC mods, and SVE), but there it is. I wonder if this is actually interesting to anyone other than me. Oh well. 😅

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew headcanon #stardew choices #stardew valley expanded #ridgeside village #east scarp

[lale-i-knjige]

Mirisala je na previranje očaja. Usne su joj se stvrdnjavale u mrežu pukotina, a telo se skupljalo dok se molila. I molila. A dok joj je telo gubilo masu, posmatrala sam kako joj oči postaju sve praznije, odajući jedan duh koji će postepeno izgubiti svoj naboj stvarnosti.

Susan Abulhawa, Jutra u Dženinu

#free palestine

[yeehawbvby]

Falling Away With You | Ch. 36

Sebastian x F!Reader and M. Rasmodius x F!Reader

Rating: Mature/Explicit

Chapter Summary: This one hops around a lot, as you prepare for the SDV Fair!

Author’s Note: Won't be able to put this out tomorrow, so y'all get it a day early this week! ^^

Pretend for this chapter that the crop fairy can work her magic on trees too lol.

This is chopped up a few times; each break is a different day, in this case. The final one takes inspo/some dialogue from the RomRas mod, and Susan and Andy (mentioned earlyish in the chapter) are more characters from SVE.

I also highly recommend you check out my FAWY Minis series before reading this chapter, if you haven’t already! Specifically the Abigail POV ^^

Sorry for the long blurb. Enjoy and take care! x

Table of Contents + Work Summary

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“Oof!”

I fall from one of my peach trees, landing flat on my ass. Ow… That’s probably gonna bruise sooo badly.

This shrub in particular has fully grown already – seemingly overnight, which was weird to wake up to – but there’s only one fruit on it. I know peaches are out of season, but I’m curious about the fella, considering the almost impossible speed at which it sprouted. 

“I’ll get you, fucker,” I mumble, standing back up stretching my arms. My shoulders and spine crack loudly. Ough.

Cannoli is a few feet away, watching me suffer. Meowing at me curiously, maybe encouragingly too… Or demeaningly. I’d bet it’s the second. 

I plant my boot against a particularly thick piece of bark and grabby-hand towards the nearest branch I can reach. After a whispered countdown from three, I hop and grip, bringing myself to hang from it with a grunt. I gain momentum by swinging a little – my gloves are protecting me from splinters – and then plant the soles of my boots against the outskirt of the fruit bat cave, only about two or three feet away from me. 

I use the leverage to reposition myself, crawling to the side a bit. Then, I swing my lower body back towards the tree; wrapping my legs around the trunk, luckily landing them in a small section where I won’t be impaled by twigs. I’m able to shimmy my way up a smidge from there before I start to feel the structure wobble. 

Frustrated, I whisper to myself, “Why is it…?” I peek my head over and find Cannoli climbing up the opposite side of the tree. Then, he bolts at the branch nearest my face. 

“OY, CAT!” 

I put an arm up to swat the air near him, hoping it’ll shoo him away, but fail to realize how hard it is to actually stay koala’d onto a such a thick base.

“Fuck!” I yelp, and in a panic, I don’t think to grab the branch. I pat at the tree while I begin slipping, trying to find somewhere to plant onto, before falling again.

This time, I land on – or rather, in – something softer than anticipated. I blink a few times before reality hits me. I’m in Magnus’ arms. Looking up at his face in disbelief, I discover his brows upturned with worry, while his eyes and lips are clearly hinting at amusement. 

As the realization sets in – that Magnus caught me, despite me and Cannoli having been alone seconds ago – I let out a short, dull scream.

His eyes widen and gasps. “W-what?!” he asks. He sounds offended.

“When the fuck did you get here?!”

Magnus laughs, now having a better grasp of the situation. “I was speaking with Linus over there,” he nods towards the backwoods, “and sensed something was awry.”

I look at the cave, then back at him, noticing that I’d wind up horribly injured if I’d actually fallen backwards from my original spot. My skull woulda slammed into that.

“S-so you… how the fuck did you teleport here in time to catch me though?!” 

The wizard shrugs. “Luck.”

I feel my heart beating a million beats a minute, both from the experience as a whole, and then from becoming painfully aware that I’m being held so delicately by Magnus. Ripping me from my thoughts, Cannoli hops down from the branch onto my tummy. 

“You little shit…” I mutter to him.

“I presume he had something to do with it?”

“Unfortunately...”

I hold the cat closer to me, petting him as Magnus sets me back down on my feet. I sigh in defeat as I realize the issue at hand can be solved with the help of a taller person. 

“Think you can help me grab this peach?” I wince, looking up at the elemental while gesturing towards the wooden death trap.

Magnus grins smugly between the tree and I. “Where is it?” he asks, biting back a chuckle. 

Fuckin’ tall people, man… always so cocky.

After putting Cannoli on the ground, I inch my head closer to the trunk to look through the leaves, and point to the nearly-hidden fruit. With very little effort, Magnus reaches in and plucks it off the branch.

“Thanks,” I mutter, removing a glove and letting him drop the fruit into my naked hand. I inspect it a little, rub it on the not-yet-dirtied front of my overalls, then bite down. It crunches, and it’s not very sweet. Not at all ripe. “Blegh…”

“Surely it’s not that bad.”

Scowling a smidge, I shake my head and hold up the peach for him. I expected Magnus to take it from me, but instead, he dips his head down to bite it right from my hand.

I avoid his eyes as my cheeks flush, bringing the peach back down in front of me and twirling it in my grasp. I take note of the size difference in our bites just as he hums nonchalantly.

“I’ve had worse.”

“Well yeah, I’d assume so.” I meet his gaze, mischief brewing within me. “You’re ancient.”

“I’m considered young for my kind, thank you!”

“Yeah, whatever grandpa.” Magnus snorts out a laugh as I jokingly roll my eyes at him. “Go get back to Linus.”

“Ah, such a tremendous way of thanking me for servicing you,” he quips back. 

I hold out the peach again. Magnus takes it from me, tilting his head.

Through a shit-eating grin, I explain, “A ‘thank you’ gift.”

The tall wizard grimaces at the fruit, before shrugging and rolling his eyes playfully. Then, he swivels it a bit, finding where I had already bitten it. He holds it up for me to see. 

I furrow my brows. The fuck is he doing? I think to myself, crossing my arms at his dramatic presentation. 

Then, Magnus chomps down in the same spot where I did prior. That’s not the part that matters, though, even if it is a bit cheeky, in a very juvenile sense. 

It’s that he fucking winks at me as he bites the fruit, his eyes deepening from burgundy to blood-red, while some juice drips down his chin. In the blink of an eye, he vanishes into thin air, leaving a few flecks of quickly-dissipating, magicky glitter in his stead.

…I’m blushing.

Why am I blushing?

That was sooo fucking corny and cringey and DUMB and I’m blushing about it.

After taking a deep breath to calm myself, I trudge over towards my pumpkin patch. Gotta keep my fingers crossed that I’ll have at least one thing other than corn to use in the fair competition this weekend.

______________

“Sebby.”

“I am Sebby.”

“Hear me out.”

“I am hearing?”

“Excellent.” Excitedly, I pat at his kitchen counter. “What if I just don’t enter the competition?”

“Why, though?” he looks to his left at me, distracted from the salmon he’s been slicing into sashimi. “You’ve got a fuckton of corn to submit.”

“Yeah, but I only have corn,” I whine. “What if Lewis doesn’t even like corn? I’ll be screwed.”

“Could cook something with it to spice things up a little.”

“You want me to submit cooked food in a produce-centric grange display?”

“Marnie does it all the time.” 

My shoulders fall. “Yeah but Marnie’s, like, a goddess at farming. Of course she gets away with adding other things into the mix. I don’t even have animals yet—“

“Baby,” Seb laughs, “even if you don’t win, you’re gonna do great for your first time. Remember how much everyone loved your blueberries?”

Pouting, I nod, before leaning my arms on the counter. I observe the gentle movements of Seb’s large, pale hands as he slices the last bit of fish. 

“And have you even tried your corn yet?”

I shake my head. Having seen me from the corner of his eyes, Seb looks at me with a soft smile.

“Can’t hurt to give it a shot. I’m sure cornbread or something would get you at least third place.”

“Yeah, out of, like—” I do some quick math. Marnie and Shane, Pierre, that Andy dude and Susan lady who are around but never really around… “out of six of us!”

“It’s not last,” he points, tapping my head. 

I sound like a total brat, but don’t care. Too grumpy. “But I want first place.”

“You sound like such a little shit,” he jests.

“I know...” 

I roll my face onto my forearms before lazily lifting myself off my resting spot, following Seb to the table. We sit across from each other and I tuck my knees to myself. 

I continue, “I’m just worried this will somehow deem me unworthy of being a farmer, I dunno. It’s the first time I really feel like one, now that I’m being pitted against the others.” I fidget with the necklace Welwick gave me. Hm, she’s gonna be there… “I wish I could just show off how good at magic I’ve gotten or some shit instead.”

“Lewis would fuckin’ faint.”

“Might even burn me at a stake.” I gasp, then jokingly suggest, “I’ll use magic to threaten him into letting me win!”

“You wicked witch!” Seb laughs after scoffing in feigned fear.

I do my best impression at a stereotypical evil witch laugh. It’s not good, but it gets the point across.

Through a mouthful of sashimi, Seb points at me and warns, “That’sh offenshive to witchesh.”

“I am a witch now!” I chuckle. “I have the right to do that.” I reach across the table and steal a piece of fish off Seb’s plate. “Also, isn’t this offensive towards Gerard?” I flop the salmon for dramatic effect before shoving it in my mouth.

“What he doesn’t know won’t kill him,” my boyfriend slyly utters with a wink. 

I’m once again reminded that I’m a huge sucker for being winked at. My cheeks feel fuzzy, and I cover them behind the sleeves of my hoodie. 

“You’re a terrible father.”

“I think making him watch us eat this would be worse.”

“Yeah… how’s he doing in his new set-up, by the way?” 

Seb handled the heavy lifting with that money-wise and bought a tank, filter, and some lamps off Craigslist; I took care of finding substrate, fun props, and more nutritious food, but haven’t actually seen them in use yet.

“You’ll see,” Seb grins, motioning for us to head down there after putting his plate in the sink. “Little man’s thriving now. He’s like a whole new fish.”

“Our little emo is growing up so fast.”

_______________

“What the fuck do you mean Joja Cola tastes good in pie?!” Abby asks. Her mic fuckin’ blows, especially when she raises her voice — it’s kinda messing with my senses a bit —  but it gets the job done. 

Sam defends, “It binds and sweetens or somethin’, I dunno!” He then mutters, “I just saw it on TikTok…” 

I stop what I’m doing and lean on the countertop in my kitchen. I took up Seb’s suggestion to make cornbread, which is what I’m doing now. Making homemade cornmeal for it was a hassle – had to borrow Marnie’s food processor for it, Yoba bless that woman – but I got’er done.

“Why are you trusting some crusty teenagers on TikTok to give cooking advice?” I mutter, hoping it’s loud enough that it gets picked up with my phone on Speaker.

“It wasn’t a teenager!”

“It so was,” Abby exhales.

“I don’t think it was…”

I whine at the thought of Sam pouring a ton of soda into a pie crust just because someone said to. Incorrigible, this guy! “Samsonnn.”

“Ah. Don’t say my name like that.”

Abby groans. “Ew! Okay, so does everyone in town have the hots for (y/n) or something?”

I blush, but tease, “Oh, everyone?”

Catching my drift, Sam goes along with it. “Everyone would mean you too, Abigail.”

“W-what?!” 

“Wait, jokes aside, why do so many people seem to have the hots for me here?” I question. “It was never like this in fuckin’ Zuzu…”

“Who else does, besides Sebby and Sam?” Abby asks.

“And you.” 

“Sam I swear to fucking god–”

I feel flustered for a moment, first at the prospect of Abby crushing on me. Is that why she’s been so much less psychotic about Seb and more normal about me, ever since our late-night escapade to Magnus’ house?

Next, the frazzling is at the realization that I can’t actually reveal much to them. I don’t want them knowing about all the weird shit going on with Magnus, nor do I think Magnus even wants them to know he exists… at least not yet.

Then, I remember Alex’s awkward attempts at flirtation. 

“That Mullner dude,” I interrupt Sam and Abby’s bickering to reveal.

“Oh, yuck!” Abby scoffs.

“I know, right?” I giggle, resuming my whisking. 

“He’s not all that bad,” Sam suggests. 

He punctuates his sentence by cursing under his breath. I can faintly hear his keyboard clacking away in the background. Must’ve just started playing something. 

The bloop of someone entering the call comes through my phone, but I don’t check to see who it is. Nobody greets them either, as Abby continues, “Yeah, okay. He thirsts for anyone with a pulse and a pussy.” 

I snort, wiping some rogue flour onto my apron. “Such a way with words.” 

“The fuck did I just join into?” Seb asks. 

“Alex is a horny piece of shit,” Abby claims, as Sam simultaneously announces, “Abby loves (y/n).”

“Samson,” she growls. I can tell by the annunciation that it’s through clenched teeth. 

I mentally note that Sam doesn’t tell her not to say his full name “like that.”

“Is this true?” Seb chuckles.

“Alex being gross?” she responds, avoiding the question. Huh… “Yeah, he’s disgusting.”

“Putrid, even,” I tack on. “Hey, you done with today’s coding yet?” I ask Seb.

“Almost, why?”

“Wanna be a cornbread taste tester?”

“Not particularly…”

Another Discord bloop. Victor, maybe?

“I’ll do it!” Sam offers.

Loving the enthusiasm, I laugh. “Yeah?” 

“Hell yeah!”

“Simp,” Seb, Abby and I all say. For me and Abby, it’s more of a chant, whereas Seb’s phrasing sounds tired. 

Victor (I was right!) announces his presence by asking, “Oh, is Sam simping for (y/n) again?” 

“I fucking despise every single one of you,” Sam laughs. It sounds like a pained laugh. So much pain… 

Speaking of—

I hear a crash nearby, and my head whips to the left. My turn for pain. It’s only fair, I fuckin’ guess.

“Who was that?” Victor asks.

“God damnit! Cannoli!”

“Ooo,” I can practically hear Abby wincing. “Bummer.”

“Merrrp!” 

“Listen to him… he sounds so proud,” Seb chuckles at the cat.

Cannoli hops down from the counter and tries to walk away as if he didn’t just knock over – and shatter – a mug I was drinking from just a few minutes ago. One of my favorite mugs! Little bastard. I push aside my lamentation and quickly scoop him up, carefully trying to avoid any ceramic pieces and hoping that Cannoli didn’t step in any either. 

Unfortunately, I step on a tiny sliver that my eye hadn’t caught. 

“MOTHERFUCKER–” I seethe. “Be right back…”

I curse profuse amounts through my teeth with a bloody foot and tears welling in my eyes as I hobble to the bathroom to grab my little kit of medical supplies. Before leaving, I put Cannoli down, proceeding to close him in. 

He yells from behind the door, which I get. Truly. He’s probably all like, “Hey mom, what the fuck, there’s no little door for me in here! Let me out, wench!” 

But, I don’t want him to walk into any of this while I’m trying to clean it. Tough luck, kitty, I think to myself, You played yourself.

I hop back to the kitchen on one leg and hoist myself up onto the counter, not caring if it’s a little floured. Aside from some soft giggles and hushed speculations about what’s going on, the Discord call is quiet. 

“I have been impaled,” I announce.

“What?” Abby snorts, while Sam, Seb, and Victor all repeat it with more panic in their voices. “What?!”

“Cat knocked over a mug,” I wince as I yoink the chip out of my foot. “Ow!” I whisper, placing it down next to me. “I stepped on a piece.”

“You gonna be okay?” Sam asks. “I can come over sooner if–”

Abby cuts him off. “Siiimp!”

I feel bad for laughing – Sam truly is such a good guy and an amazing friend – but it’s so funny to hear him get roasted because of how hard he’s still crushing on me. 

“Abby, chill,” I try to defend him. Unfortunately, my howling isn’t helping him. Sam groans while Abby and Victor laugh like a bunch of goblins. “I’ll be fine, Sam, but thank you.” I dab some rubbing alcohol on the wound. “Fuck, why does applying first-aid have to hurt so much?” 

“You’re doing great, dear,” Seb cheers me on. 

The purple-haired creature mutters, “You’re a simp too, Sebby.” 

“Would be weird if I wasn’t,” my boyfriend points out.

“Whatever. Hey (y/n), shouldn’t you know better than to leave fragile things within cat-whacking distance?” Abby eggs on. 

She’s extra feral today, I see.

I heighten the pitch of my voice and add an obnoxious rasp to it. Abby doesn’t sound anything like this, but it’ll do the job, I reckon. “‘Shouldn’t you know better than to, to, t-to–‘” I return to my normal voice before finishing with, “Shut the fuck up, Abigail.”

“Ew!” She cackles. “I don’t sound like that!”

“You do to me.”

“And me,” Seb adds, while Sam and Victor are busy mumbling to each other. Sounds like the game Sam’s been playing is co-op with Victor. 

“Y’all are losers,” Abby sulks.

After finally bandaging my wound, I condescendingly coo, “It’s okay babygirl, we’re—“

Her voice quivering, Abby cuts me off, “O-oh, don’t say that.”

“...y-your… losers…” I whisper, trailing off.

The call goes silent.

Oh.

Oh no, she does have a crush on me, doesn’t she?

“…Why not, baby?” I tease. 

Abby hangs up. 

The call stays silent. 

My jaw is dropped, and I can hear Sam starting to snort out a laugh he seems to have been holding in. 

“Oh my god,” Seb mumbles incredulously. “So I guess that’s the real reason she’s so nice to you, now.”

“I’m— I’m really not that special, I don’t… I don’t get… why…?” I blab, my face beet red. 

“To be fair,” Victor speaks up, “you did sound kinda… what’s the word…?”

“Sexy?” Seb suggests. 

“I mean…” Victor sighs. “Okay.” Oh no. “Look, dude. (Y/n). Pal.” Vic, no… “I don’t feel how they all do, but like… you kinda…”

I hang up before Victor can finish. I can’t do this. My face is hot as I begin sweeping the shards of my broken cup off the floor. 

Seriously, I am really not special! I’m a little cute I guess, but surely not the prettiest person ever. I’m the height of a fuckin’ child – hell, Vincent is nearly as tall as me and he’s what? Like, eight? I don’t think my voice is that nice. I’m weird as shit…

Maybe they’re all just so deprived of human contact outside of what they’d all experienced in and around the valley growing up that I seem like a total catch? Maybe I just so happen to be all of their types?

Maybe it’s something to do with magic? 

…I’ve gotta ask Magnus.

I invade him instantly, “Is now a good time to ask a weird question?” 

“Ack! H-hello to you too.”

“Sorry for the sudden intrusion,” I rub my face as I add, “Hello, Magnus. Sorry… again. I’m frazzled.”

“Clearly,” he seems to smile. “Ask away.”

“Does being a witch somehow make me more fuckable?” 

“Fucking hell, (y/n)!”

“Sorry!” 

We’re both laughing — I can tell by the way he’s cutting in and out, as if we’re on a phone with faulty reception, that his laughter is just as physical as it is psychic, just like mine. But I can also tell how confused Magnus is. 

I give him context as I finally release Cannoli from the confines of the washroom. 

Magnus takes a moment before answering, “I— Hm… what’s the best way to explain this…?”

“No need for formalities.”

“Alright. You are indeed very alluring.”

“M-Magnus?!” I squeak in real life, and can only assume it might’ve come out in my head-voice too.

“What? Is there a problem, dear?” He sounds sooo condescending. Yoba… “You said there was no need for—“

“I know what I said! I just…” I groan, verbally and mentally. “Y-you… I didn’t expect you to just…” I sigh. 

There aren’t butterflies in my tummy, but a whole fucking jungle of bugs. 

Also, I’m horny now. 

“Apologies.” 

I don’t believe that for a second. He knows what he did. I can’t hear it or see it, but I have a gut feeling about it.

Avoiding revealing anything more, I ask, “So does it have anything to do with magic or not?”

“They do say that we mages have more of a… unique aura about ourselves. Even the most average of us tend to catch eyes—“

“Well then why didn’t you just say that in the first place?!” I practically whine into his brain.

“I suspected you’d have quite an adorable reaction.” Oh. “I was correct.” Oh no. 

Nothing about this is inherently sexy, but boy is it doing a number on me.

I sigh.

“I… fuck. T-thank you for the help, bye.”

_______________

“Ohohohhh! Come to mama!” I hear Leah murmur jovially from a few bushes away. I peer over and giggle at her contagious enthusiasm. “Check this baby out,” Leah beams at me, waving me over. 

I abandon the bramble I’d been picking blackberries from to see what my friend’s so excited about. Beneath Leah’s bush, whose branches she’s parted, is a large, wavy-topped mushroom. Looks as if a dandelion and a fungus had a child. 

“Shit,” I murmur. “What kind is that?”

“Chanterelle!” She carefully plucks it from the ground, standing upright so we can both get a better view. Twirling it by the stem within her freckled fingers, she explains, “This would probably boost your score a bit, if you want to submit it tomorrow.”

“You think so?”

“Of course… under one condition.”

“Hm?” I meet Leah’s face, and she has a mischievous smirk on her plump, reddish-glossed lips.

“I get to keep it afterwards.”

“Hell yeah, I can work with that!” Our fingers touch lightly as she passes me the shroom, and she walks towards her next foraging spot while I peer down at the chanterelle more. “S’this thing edible?” 

“Mhm,” she responds. I plop it on top of the berries and plums in my basket, carefully cradling the vessel to my tummy as I jog to catch up to Leah. “Tasty, too. I like making them into spreads or putting them in stews, personally.” 

After humming at how delicious that sounds, I whine, “I wish I had half the food-creativity you do.”

I crouch down to a ring of common cremini mushrooms, gazing at how cute it looks before plucking a few. These ones don’t seem good for the fair, but now that Leah’s mentioned spreads, I wanna try making my own. Maybe I could put it on some toast, with roasted potatoes, maybe with some cooked spinach mixed in there too… mmm. 

My stomach grumbles. I eat a few blackberries to quiet it down.

“When foraging is how you get most of your food,” Leah responds, “you’ve got no choice but to get a little fancy with– oooh my god!” 

My head whips up, and through a mouthful of berries, I ask, “What’sh up?!” 

When Leah doesn’t answer, I look towards where she’s looking and swallow. I can vaguely make out a tall, ghostly, purple-haired figure within the trees.

Oh no. 

“Er…” 

“Who are you?!” 

Oh fuck. Leah sounds terrified. I stay crouched where I am, unsure of whether or not to reveal that I know the wizard.

“...How is it suspended?”

…

What?

“What?” she asks.

Magnus steps closer. Leah backs away. 

“What is trembling?”

What is he even saying to her?!

Each of them takes another step – Magnus forward, Leah back. 

Leah peers in my direction, her lavender eyes pleading for help. Fuck. I look at Magnus. He didn’t even seem to know I was here; looks just as scared as Leah, and surprised too, as he notices my presence. I tentatively stand, making my way over to her. 

Leah pulls me closer by the hand as soon as I’m within reach – her palm is clammy – and leans down towards my face, softly mumbling, “This guy just walked out of the woods and started speaking in tongues…” Her view is still plastered on Magnus, whose deep pink eyes are avoiding ours in what I’m assuming is embarrassment. “It’s really freaking me out!” 

My brows upturn, worried for both of them and pushing aside how flustered I am at this closeness, as I inspect the elemental. His eyes finally meet mine. I wince.

“What… w-what… is… up?”

Oh.

“...Have you been studying slang?” Magnus nods. “I know you know how to say ‘what’s up,’” I prod, “so what was that?”

“I froze up!” he defends.

“You know this creep?!” Leah whisper-yells at me. I give her hand a squeeze. 

“He’s okay, Lee,” I reassure her through a pained smile. I turn my attention to the wizard again. “U-uh, you’re scaring her,” I inform him, “Please stop.” 

His orbs widen. “I apologize,” he practically pleads. Leah’s head tilts while she cautiously eyes him up. “I have decided to apply recently learned phrases to casual conversation,” he explains to us. “I want to form new connections with the people of this town.” My heart breaks. I’m proud of him for trying, but… man… this is not boding well. “Perhaps I require more practice.” 

Leah and I both nod. 

“You know I’d be happy to help, right?” I offer.

“Of course.” He faces Leah again. “I… Truly, I apologize. I hope to be more adept in mortal communication when we next meet, young Leah.”

“Mortal…?” she whispers. Magnus teleports away. So much for hiding his magic. Leah yelps. Slowly, she turns towards me. “What the fu–”

“I’ll explain while we walk back.”

“O-okay…” She links her arm through mine, making me blush, fuck, and we head east, navigating our way out of the woods.

#sebastian x reader #sebastian #sdv sebastian #sdv #sdv rasmodius #sve magnus #magnus rasmodius x reader #stardew valley rasmodius #sdv sebastian x reader #stardew sebastian #sebastian stardew #sebastian headcanons #stardew valley #stardew #sve #sebsatian sdv #sdv wizard #stardew wizard #magnus rasmodius #stardew valley fanfic #stardew valley sebastian x reader #wizard x reader #rasmodius x reader #FAWY #leah sdv #leah stardew valley #abigail sdv #victor sve #sam sdv

[stardew-mars]

my sdv farmer in the sims!

this is Andi, he/him

He's kinda a himbo, very enthusiastic about everything but is not the brightest, he trips over his own feet about 5 times a day, and is very much a people pleaser.

He has a grey cat called Mimie, gets along great with the kids in the valley, and his closest friends are Emily, Sophia (SVE), Magnus, and he's married to Olivia (SVE). He doesn't have the greatest relationship with his parents, and kinda looks up to Andy (SVE) and Susan (SVE) as parental figures in his life instead.

#sdv #sve #sdve #stardew valley #stardew valley expanded #stardew oc

[filmonizirani-filmo]

Kiss of Death (2024) - Godina: 2024 (mart) Žanr: Drama / Triler Režija: Christian Sesma Glavne uloge: Sheila Leason, Kevin Blake Chandler, Dontelle Jackson, Kyle Kankonde, Cheryl Frazier, Anmalya Delva, Jevon White, Chris J. Wright, Susan Dean, Olivia Adkins … Radnja filma: Kada biva prinuđena eliminisati ozloglašenog kriminalca, predana supruga, majka i tajna ubojica će učiniti sve što je u njenoj moći kako bi zaštitila svoj identitet i spasila svoju porodicu. … https://filmonizirani.net/kiss-of-death-2024/

#Christian Sesma #Dontelle Jackson #Kevin Blake Chandler #Kyle Kankonde #Sheila Leason #Tubi Originals

[incandescent-liveblogs]

You’re so cool 😭😍

#sve susan #stardew valley expanded

[exculis]

not to be like ‘i hate pierre’ but his wife should divorce him and marry Susan from SVE. Or um. whats her name from SVE... the milf... OLIVIA. yes. Caroline would be much happier with either of them i think

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Hiya, Mousy! 👋🏻✨ I'm just gonna ask here... I'm tempted to know all but I'll stick to a few. Hopefully, it's not too much! But if it's too much, feel free to answer the ones you have already cooked! ^^ Here's my question.

How do you think would the villagers of SVE such as Gunther, Marlon, Gil, Andy, and Susan (along with the bachelor/ettes from both SVE & SDV as well) react to...

... 'durians'? 👀

(A very smelly fruit. But it can be sweet inside like any other fruit!)

Gunther, Marlon and Gil may not be from SVE, but they became social NPC in Expanded, so yes. I hope that's okay! 😅 I have another ask coming, by the way...

Heyyyyyyyyyy! 👋❤️ It's good to see you in my askbox :D

I was thinking about writing..... about everyone you asked (so it's going to be a long post, fair warning Jesus Christ it's huge!). I liked the idea and got a little carried away with the inspiration. Well, I'm off to write an answer to your second question then ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Thanks for your ask 😊 Enjoy!

PS: I have never smelled or tasted a durian in my life, so I apologize if any details of the description of the fruit may not match reality.

SDV and SVE bachelors/ettes and townies react to the Durian fruit:

✨Bachelors✨

Shane:

...What the fuck did Farmer bring? What is thi- Oh, fuck, yuck! Are they fucking crazy?! No, don't even think about bringing that shit to the ranch. Get the fuck outta here! Seriously, what's the matter with Farmer, they're gonna use that thing to set up a gas chamber in his aunt and or something? A gift!? A fucking gift, thank you very much!... Okay, Shane thinks the pulp is really tasty, and Jas straight up loved this weird thing. But please, for fuck's sake, don't bring them fresh fruit, okay? And, uh... thanks.

Sebastian:

Sebastian was so confident in his victory in another billiard competition that he did not even immediately realize how the Farmer, victoriously expressed their wish, which now the loser must fulfill? To smell and eat durian? Isn't that the fruit that- oh, yuck, yep, that's the fruit he's thinking about. The smell is easy to describe: like dirty old socks and the smell of sewage. But the taste is cool, words can't describe what the flavor is exactly, but it's cool.

Sam:

Yo! Yooooo! Man, that stinks! Sam had seen a lot of videos on the internet of people eating the weirdest foods, and he was interested in fresh durian too. And then the Farmer brings them a whole fruit to taste. The tasting takes place outside, though, because Jodi won't let them in. Sam's mother can't stand the stench, even if the exotic fruit is like the food of the gods. It tastes okay, Sam thoughts, like vanilla.

Elliott:

Elliott is a little confused, not knowing whether to thank Farmer sincerely or try to politely decline. When the conversation turns to the fact that the Farmer wants to give the writer a durian..... Elliott had encountered this infamous fruit in his youth, and as you can guess - the surprise was not a pleasant one. What was pleasant, however, was the fact that the Farmer brought him a fried fruit, without the repulsive odor. Ah, what a rich flavor! Thank you very much, Farmer. Such a palette of flavor immediately inspired Elliott to write a short story about the beauty and richness of the tropics!

Harvey:

Harvey had heard a lot about the properties of durian. This fruit is considered both very useful and very dangerous, and by "dangerous" he means not only the unbearable odor. It is contraindicated for people with high blood pressure. At the same time, durian has a strong bactericidal effect due to the substance indole contained in it, helps to eliminate toxins from the body. Although, the taste of durian, the pulp of which was kindly brought by the farmer, is quite specific, as if banana-onion puree. Not bad, just specific.

Alex:

The athlete's first reaction to durian was a great desire to kick this fruit. For a very long distance. Like a gridball, to the other side of town (or better yet, to the end of the world). What a stench! Alex definitely couldn't stand such a smell, although he had to smell different odors in the locker room of the bathhouse not of his own free will. But this was the worst of all. He doesn't even want to taste the pulp, firmly convinced that it tastes as bad as it smells. Nope, thanks.

Lance:

Ah, Lance has had time to taste many exotic fruits in his life, and the ever-famous durian was no exception. He remembers this fruit from his childhood, as durian pulp was a frequent treat and an ingredient in his family's dishes. He also remembers his father jokingly threatening to put little Lance in a room with the foul-smelling fruit for a full one minute if he misbehaved. They would never do such a thing, of course, but little Lance didn't want to test fate then. Fortunately, a few magic tricks in his arsenal allow him to enjoy the taste of childhood to this day, avoiding the foul odor.

Victor:

Yoba, have pity on poor Victor... Did the Farmer become a lover of strange (and sometimes dubious) delicacies, just like Victor's dear mother? Olivia used to give him durian pulp for dessert when he was a child, and Victor, not wanting to contradict his mother, ate it with no small pleasure. He finds the fruit's flavor strange: cheesy, nutty notes with onions. Some people like it, but he doesn't. Fortunately, Victor is old enough to cook his own food, and he certainly doesn't want to remember the "taste" of his childhood, so sorry Farmer, but he'll have to pass. Especially with that smell, good Lord!

Magnus:

You wouldn't believe it, Farmer, but when he was young, Magnus and his peers at the Castle Village Academy of Magic had put a foul-smelling fruit in one of the professors' classrooms to play a prank. Alas, they didn't know that it was dangerous to keep the fruit indoors. No one was hurt, fortunately, but spirits, how they were scolded afterwards! The pulp itself tasted okay (not that Magnus was obsessed with durian), but he would gladly accept a treat from the Farmer. The wizard will make tea for the two of them, and he'll tell the Farmer more stories from his youth.

✨Bachelorettes✨

Maru:

Durio zibethinus, the most common tree species in the genus Durio that are known as durian. A unique flora, Maru read books and articles about it with interest. She and her dad had to explore many interesting fruits, but they never brought the durian fruit to the laboratory. If there is a desire or opportunity, then the Farmer can donate one fruit for science! Um, and please let Maru know in advance if they want to bring durians, at least they'll have time to grab respirators.

Haley:

Ewwwww! And the Farmer was able to grow that stinky stuff on their farm? They are either the bravest or the stupidest. You want me to try it? Are you out of your mind? Like, tasty fruit? Hmm, only if the Farmer removes the odor and puts the pulp on a plate. Hee-hee, this fruit is quite tasty - something between a persimmon and a papaya. Can you get more? Haley would love to order more fruit (just no peels, please).

Emily:

Emily accurately described the fruit, calling it an "ugly duckling": the outside of the durian, which attracts flies and repels people with its odor, inside holds the food that many sweet fruit lovers dream of. Plus, the fruit is rich in B vitamins, potassium and magnesium, so it's still very healthy! The smell doesn't scare her, but it's better to handle a fresh durian outside (or Haley will never let the two of them in the house).

Abigail:

Oh! Oh! Abigail heard about durian, that it stinks so unbearably it's been banned in some regions. Heck yeah, she's already thought of a great prank she wants to give her dad >:D Oh, you only brought fruit pulp? Bummer... Okay, well, let's see what you got. Hey, it's actually really good, it's kind of like banana pudding.

Penny:

No no no no no... Please don't bring that to Penny. She knows exactly what durian is. No, she hasn't tasted the fruit, but the description from the book in the library was enough for her not to mess with the fruit. No, please, Penny can't.... Huh? Oh, the Farmer gave her... candied fruit? Durian candied fruit. Oh, she was afraid it was a whole fresh durian, so.... Thank you very much, Farmer. She's sure gonna want to make something for them, too, as a thank you.

Leah:

It wasn't often that Leah could taste the kind of fruit that came from faraway lands. Her preferences were usually forest berries and apples, and Leah didn't suffer at all from not trying some obscure strange fruit. And to be honest, after the durian the Farmer had kindly given her, Leah would rather keep eating forest fruits. Don't get her wrong, she doesn't want to seem ungrateful, and the fruit is quite sweet and tasty. But at least they warned her for the smell, all the flies flew to her house!

Sophia:

Oh, Sophia loves durian mochi, it's one of her favorite sweets! After the comic-con in Zuzu City, she and Scarlet always go to the dessert store, and Sopha always gets a mochi with this fruit. The idea of making mochi with the Farmer from real fresh durian he, in Stardew Valley, really appealed to her. Unpleasant odor? She's kind of heard it, but Sophia thinks it's not that ba- Ah! Ewww! *gagging* Now the pink-haired girl understands why sweet rice cakes made from this fruit are so expensive - few people would want to work with such a stinker in the kitchen! But for mochi she's willing to do anything.

Olivia:

Batter-fried durian, durian mooncakes, durian soup, durian soufflé.... Olivia's taste is quite refined, and her table was often filled with a variety of exotic delicacies and expensive foodstuffs. Durian was no exception. But for all that, she never bought durian in fresh form, as she perfectly understood that the stench from this fruit with a notorious peculiarity in a huge house will stand for a week. So she would not accept unprocessed fruit from the Farmer. No offense, dear. She is touched by their generosity, but better safe than sorry.

Claire

The poor cashier's whole life flew before her eyes when she overheard the conversation of Morris, her boss, in senior management. The topic was about expanding the range of Joja products, and the focus was on vegetables and fruits, and the mention of the word "durian" made her shudder. Luckily, Joja's superiors didn't want to add this fruit to the market... Not yet. Most likely, if Joja agrees to sell this fruit, it will only be in canned form. But Claire doesn't want to push her luck....

✨Townspeople✨

Gunter:

"Well, this will definitely break any runny nose," Gunther thought to himself as the Farmer decided to show him the freshly grown durian. Luckily, the farmer had thought to show the fruit outside instead of in the library lobby where Penny and the kids are always sitting. He definitely had a book about different exotic fruits and berries.... The butter and vanilla flavored pulp that the fruit gives off is quite tasty. But the smell, oh my goodness....

Andy:

What the hell kind of filth did they bring to his farm?! Get it off his property and don't come here until you've thrown it away, burned your clothes and washed themselves with soap! Andy had seen all sorts of unusual fruits and vegetables, but this he would not tolerate. It smells so bad it makes him want to drown himself in the nearest pond. No, he doesn't want to taste the pulp, so don't get upset like a little child. Take that farmer's nightmare back where you find it, Farmer.

Susan:

Oh, my goodness. Durian for Susan? Thank you so much, Farmer, you're such a sweetheart. But, just to be clear, Susan still wanted to know if Farmer was bringing her fresh durian, as the smell could be unbearable, to say the least. Oh, is that durian jam? Thank you, sweetie. Be sure to come to her house tomorrow for durian jam pie, she'll be happy to chat with them and give them some tasty baked goods with exotic fruit!

Marlon:

Considering that one of Marlon's specialties is frog legs or rice with poisonous (though the poison is removed during cooking) mushrooms, he will hardly be surprised by such a strange fruit as durian. The odor is unbearable, that's true, you can even drive monsters out of mines (and suffocate yourself). But the durian roast turned out quite tolerable, it goes very well with meat. Hmm, he doesn't look surprised? Trust him, he's seen stranger things in his life.

Gil:

Gil, for some reason, is beginning to feel like he has a generic curse on him. Almost his entire life as an adventurer he's been a victim of his best one-eyed friend and comrade's cooking, and now their new Guild member has brought some crap that announces to the neighborhood with all its odor that it's inedible. He even woke up from the stench (nothing could wake him up, but the durian did impossible). He didn't want to taste the "divine" fruit either when he learned from the Farmer that it was strictly forbidden to consume it with alcohol. A shame, maybe it would have been a good appetizer for his brandy...

#sdv #stardew valley #sve #stardew valley expanded #sdv headcanons #sve headcanons #sdv alex #sdv shane #sdv sebastian #sdv harvey #sdv sam #sdv elliott #sve victor #sve lance #sdv wizard #sdv penny #sdv abigail #sdv haley #sdv leah #sdv emily #sdv maru #sdv marlon #sdv gil #sve susan #sve andy #sdv gunther #sve magnus #sve sophia #sve olivia #sve claire

[sdv-mods]

via SVE Susan's character replacement.hztired

#nexus mod #stardew valley mod #stardew valley #hanazawatired

[cokoladnomlekouvasimvenama]

Sakupili smo do kraja - rad za kraj teme sakupljača

Inspirirana radom Susan Hiller, za kraj ove teme odlučila sam sakupiti nešto meni osobno najzanimljivije, ljudska iskustva. Našla sam se sa skupinom dobrih prijatelja iz osnovne i postavila im par pitanja vezanih uz promjene u njihovom životu te ih zamolila da mi ispričaju neki komični događaj iz određenog perioda života. Sve sam zajedno složila u video koji je kombinacija stvarnih snimaka i mojih ilustracija kroz koji prikazujem iskustva svojih troje prijatelja, ali i vlastito. Meni je osobno drag projekt, ponovno zbog ljudskog aspekta, i drago mi je da sam imala priliku uhvatiti te male fragmente života ljudi koji mi toliko znače, fragmente koji u ubrzanoj svakodnevnici često bivaju zaboravljeni.

Ovdje je link za video na kojem ga možete pogledati :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGduQ1BrpAQ

Ovdje je storyboard ilustriranih dijelova videa. Prije nego sam prešla na prave crteže morala sam postaviti plan sa svojim vjernim črčkarijama. Moj proces je poprilično neuredan, ali takvog ga volim.

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[sverige-san]

[[ Every time I see the fandom use Su-san, my inner Sve just goes;

Sve: Who is Susan? ..why are people calling me Susan..? ]]

#[[ reminds me of the i love su-san and sve was like 'who the fuck is susan' post i made forever ago lol #☆ Mun || It's a goof! [Funny Stuff] #☆ mun || ramble [ooc]

[borderlinecinema]

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (Velika Britanija / SAD, 1975.) r. Jim Sharman

Velika Britanija/SAD, 1975. - pr. 20th Century Fox, Michael White, Lou Adler - sc. Jim Sharman, Richard O’Brien - r. Jim Sharman - d.f. Peter Suschitzky - mt. Graeme Clifford - gl. Richard O’Brien - ul. Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Richard O’Brien, Patricia Quinn, Little Nell, Jonathan Adams, Peter Hinwood, Meatloaf, Charles Gray, Jeremy Newson, Hilary Labow - 100 minuta

On je fenomen o kojem se pišu ozbiljne znanstvene studije, njegovo razdoblje eksploatacije najduže je u povijesti filma i zovu ga, ne bez razloga, ocem svih kult-filmova. A kako to već priliči pravom ljubimcu “ponoćnog kruga”, pri prvim je projekcijama ocijenjen katastrofom, mjesto kojeg je, najblaže rečeno, u kakvom bunkeru propalih celuloida. Ipak, u tim je prvim pokušajima prezentiranja došlo do neobičnog nesrazmjera - većina je “Rocky Horror Picture Show” držala lošim filmom, dok je u manjem broju kina publika odlično reagirala. Ta ista publika dolazila bi idućeg tjedna i tražila još; dijalog listu znala bi bolje od glumaca, a kad su u pitanju kostimi, troškovi ženskog rublja nikad nisu bili toliko visoki da si posjetitelj ne priušti barem jedan par kvalitetnih haltera. Film australskog redatelja Jima Sharmana iz 1975. godine, u tome su složni i njegovi najžešći zagovaratelji, s profesionalne strane nije ni dorađen, ni osobitog divljenja vrijedan. Korektno vođena priča o paru koji zaglibi u dvorcu čudaka s druge planete, imala je daleko više odjeka zbog spajanja klasičnih motiva horrora i SF-a pedesetih s motivima seksualne ambivalencije. 

“Rocky Horror” zagovarao je nepostojanje granice među spolovima, pripadnom ponašanju i kodu odijevanja. No, neobični spoj žanrova i stavova čak je i u političkoj orijentaciji ostao dosljedan sebi - on je istodobno i liberalan i konzervativan - tvrdi kako je sve dopušteno, ali samo ako kratko traje. Tako je glavni krivac za uspjeh filma, promiskuitetni Dr. Frank’ N’ Furter, kojeg tumači tadašnji debitant Tim Curry, na kraju i pogubljen. Zabava je za njega trajala kratko, ali dovoljno da se od filma u kojem nastupa stvori cijela subkultura fanatičnih ideja i jednako fanatičnih obožavatelja. Postupak inicijacije, zatim dužnosti i prava svakog člana “Rocky Horror Fan Cluba” propisan je do najmanjeg detalja i dobiti tu čast preodijevanja, te izvođenja songova iz filma, nije nimalo lako. Isto tako, ponoviti uspjeh filma ni za Jima Sharmana nije bilo nimalo lako. “Shock treatment”, neformalni nastavak nastao 6 godina kasnije, imao je nepremostivi problem - slatkog transvestita iz trans-seksualne Transilvanije više nije bilo. “Don’t dream it, be it” nije imalo smisla, jer najbolji halteri već su bili rasprodani. 

#FILM #SF #HORROR #CAMP #LGBT