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yourlocalabomination · 22 hours
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I saw people talking about how Ted would own so many patterned button ups and had the AWFUL realisation me and this man would share a closet.
(Also long haired Ted propaganda be upon ye)
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Return of the King👑 but it’s not Aragorn it’s Ted Spankoffski
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xxbimboboyxx · 2 days
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Ihave antoher
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(i am one of the feminists)
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booigi-boi · 8 hours
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I'm gonna feel bad for the character that gets paired with Ted in the deathmatch cause they're going to be killed immediately 🐐
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webbelzebub · 1 day
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was abt to compliment op on their ted puppet until i realized this was a blazed post
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kairithemang0 · 1 hour
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Honestly I need Ted and Hidgens to get together if they win the death match. They’re bloody and traumatized and Ted just found out he lost his brother but he turns to Hidgens and says “So tell me about that musical of yours” and they go off into the Hatchetfield sunset together and go probably make out in that beat up old house at the edge of Hidgens’ college campus because Hidgens needed to be in the place the working boys died to really show Ted the plot of it because someone finally asked him about his musical
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YOUR APOTHEOSIS IS UPON YOU!!
JOIN THE HIVE!!!
Erm, uh, I mean, it's time for our first Hatchetfield-themed palate cleanser! No end of the world here, no sir, just a musical, though if you're a certain guy named Paul that may be an even worse fate...
That's right! Blinky's watching The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals this weekend! Get your sniggle on and please join us for a visit back to the incredibly special show that started it all.
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Please note that the THE WATCH PARTIES WILL BE ON SUNDAY (NOT SATURDAY) due to the Pit Stop In Hatchetfield Livestream. And because TGWDLM is a full musical and the two timeslots are so close together, we will be starting right at the announced time, instead of allowing for the usual grace period for people to join. Have a La-Dee-Dah-Dah Time Letting It Out!
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t3a-gh0st · 1 hour
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Joey “does ted know that Pete died…from birds”
IM GONNA LOSE IT
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I wouldn't say Charted is a healthy relationship, but I do think it makes a lot of sense to pair up a woman openly in love (with Sam), secretly longing for sex, with a man openly longing for sex, secretly in love (with Charlottle).
It's an interesting take on unrequited love.
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raspberrysmoon · 1 day
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yk i think sam sweetly could be knocked down a peg IF NOT FIXED if ted railed the shit out of him for a few weeks and then completely abandoned him. not saying someone should write it, but if no one else does...
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It’s so funny how everyone will be rooting for their fav character to win the death match on tonight’s livestream yet my fav character is Mr. Can’t-Stop-Dying
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plumsaucemadein2005 · 16 hours
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Thinking about Ted Spankoffski (again) was having normal Tumblr thoughts about characters, the usual "I want to put this man in situations and watch I'm figure them out" "I want it put this man in a box and shake it around"
I'm understanding Tinky alot more then I want to
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xxbimboboyxx · 24 hours
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I have yet another hatchetverse drawing, the art is originally 2 men but paulkins is NOT straight to me!!! so i put them in this draiwng
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Og art is by Gerard P. Donelan, who made LGBT cartoons:
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booigi-boi · 4 hours
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As the no. 1 fan of Ted™️, I'm both happy and sad that Ted made it past round one
That mf should have died (affectionate) 🐐💛🧸
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blackcattimemachine · 4 hours
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"He dies everything single time he does something." - Nick Lang about Ted Spankoffski, 27/04/24
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kairithemang0 · 4 hours
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Wait so does the homeless man stay with Paul and Emma? He should!!! IT'LL GIVE TED A WIN!!
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