#the fact that the hobbit movies are 84 hours long and we dont get even ONE scene of thranduil getting white girl wasted is disgraceful

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#the hobbit #thranduil #barduil #the fact that the hobbit movies are 84 hours long and we dont get even ONE scene of thranduil getting white girl wasted is disgraceful #to be fair we also dont see it in the book but its IMPLIED #he loves wine and his stupid ass keeps trying to party even when he fully believes hes under attack by strange dwarves #'alright gang i know these axe wielding dwarves keep springing forth from the darkness #but lets just move the party like... 10 feet to the left and keep going. sound good? alright pass the wine' #anyway thranduil is a flirty drunk #he hits on bard the most but he has also tried to shoot his shot with a Highly Disinterested gandalf and hes lowkey down bad for bilbo #book!thranduil and bilbo has some spice idk what to tell you #bilbo stuttering while giving him a necklace?? thranduil calling him 'bilbo the magnificent' and inviting him back to his halls??? #au where instead of retiring to rivendell bilbo goes to mirkwood and becomes thranduils royal consort