#the groom - eddie gluskin had me cackling

[sofiiel]

Modern Eddie Playing Outlast

His eyes are absolutely huge with fear as his character only ever crouches around, he never stands up unless it's to run.

You two are sitting on the floor, you were sat behind him with your arms around him for comfort and emotional support.

Eddie backs up against every time he gets scared, and now you're just smooshed between him and the back of the bed/couch. To make things even, you're holding him pretty tightly.

It's mostly just him yelping, screaming and cursing at the screen the whole time.

He's too freaked out to look around for in game batteries properly, so you have to be his eyes and point them out for him.

If you're playing whistleblower, you're left cackling at the strangled high-pitched wail Eddie bellows when the character "Eddie Gluskin" is castrating people, and nearly the player character. Eddie is just screaming like a nazgul at the evil Eddie in game.

"No no, no no, no! ow, ow, ow....no - jesus fucking christ!" he's just yelling at the top of his lungs.

Like Eddie's got his legs crossed and his knees drawn as close as he can get them as if the character were actually trying to hurt him.

"Who made this game!" Eddie is shouting.

That guy who corners you in the bathroom, "Silky you look so....silky" has Eddie afraid to leave the stall in game. With how bad the game is, Eddie is as convinced as he was the first time he ran into the character that he's trying to make Eddie's character drop some soap.

"No, thank you." Eddie keeps muttering.

Eddie abuses all the hiding spots in the game.

And when you two fire up Outlast II it just breaks poor Eddie. With the weird heretical sex cult VS weird puritan sex cult and the flashbacks.

Eddie eventually just passes you the controller and you two switch roles, but now he's squeeze the life out of you while yelling in fear in your ear.

He makes you sleep with the lights on, he's got a hammer next to his pillow. And he has vowed to by batteries in the morning.

#eddie munson x you #eddie munson x reader #modern!eddie munson #eddie munson playing horror games #outlast game series #these games were so fucked up and gore is galore but i love them & they are hilarious #the groom - eddie gluskin had me cackling #as did Val #like if you don't game - find a streamer or a walkthrough and watch it play ~ ummm that is if you've got morbid humor lol