#the original wet and pathetic scrunkle.

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I cannot take early Spike seriously anymore because he spent like 12 episodes tied to a chair in Giles' house drinking blood out of a union jack mug and also every time him and Buffy are onscreen I'm reminded that they fucked hard enough to bring a building down. Also I get Rest In Peace stuck in my head.

#he is the original blorbo. #the original wet and pathetic scrunkle. #*shoves angel to the side because i have personal beef with david boreanaz* original wet cat boy. #he wears a leather trench coat. hes obsessed with his insane girlfriend. his insane girlfriend left him for a chaos demon. #he has slicked back hair. he's in love with the woman who kicked his ass for 4 years. he spent half a season in a wheelchair getting cucked #hes bisexual. he had a childlock mode. he lives in a mausoleum. hes even british. #buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #spike btvs #spuffy #<- target audience