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@spitefulgames said: Send ‘✩’ for our witchy au :)))

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? - They’re about equal, if one’s talking calmly the other usually will, if one starts to raise their voice so does the other, but they don’t do screaming matches. Who threatens to leave but never actually does? - Kenma. Who actually keeps their word and leaves? - Milin, but he comes back. Who trashes the house? - Neither of them trash it but they move and hide things the other uses a lot so they have to spend time looking for them. Do either of them get physical? - Not on purpose, but there may be some minor accidental magic based incidents from Kenma’s end - just while he’s learning how to use his magic properly. He’s always genuinely sorry. How often do they argue/disagree? - They don’t argue often, but it’s not uncommon for one to be a tiny bit frustrated with something the other has done, even though it won’t last long. Who is the first to apologise? - They’re both really stubborn, so it varies based on whoever breaks first each time.

Sex:

Who is on top? Who is on the bottom? - Milin usually tops, but there are occassions that Kenma does, since he generally prefers both bottoming and being physically beneath a partner. Who has the strangest desires? - I’d say Milin. Any kinks? - Absolutely, they’ll try almost anything once - so long as they’re sure they can do it safely. As for specifics, I get the feeling praise would be very much involved. Who’s dominant in bed? - Usually Milin. Is head ever in the equation? - Yep If so, who is better at performing it? - Milin Ever had sex in public? - It’s always streams with Kenma. Who moans the most? - Kenma Who leaves the most marks? - Milin. Who screams the loudest? - Kenma Who is the more experienced of the two? - Milin Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? - More often than not they fuck, but making love happens too. Rough or soft? - Usually rough, sometimes soft How long do they usually last? - Per round, they’ve got a decent time frame for the actual sex part, but it’s hard to predict because almost every time they go it’s multiple rounds and they’re at it for hours. They’d go given the opportunity. Is protection used? - Sometimes, but usually not. Does it ever get boring? - Not at all. Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? - With these two, anywhere is a possibility.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? - Kenma doesn’t, but if Milin did he’d probably agree to it. If so, how many children do your muses want/have? - For Milin, with enough convincing, Kenma would agree to two, maaaaaybe three absolute maximum. Who is the favorite parent? - Somehow Kenma Who is the authoritative parent? - Both have their moments, but it usually winds up being Milin. Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? - They’d both do that, but Kenma more often than Milin. Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? - Again, both Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? - Both do, but they’d probably also both miss some - they’d make sure they didn’t miss the same ones though. Who goes to parent teacher interviews? - Kenma Who changes the diapers? - Both of them Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? - Both of them Who spends the most time with the children? - It wouldn’t be massively unequal, but probably Milin Who packs their lunch boxes? - Kenma Who gives their children ‘the talk’? - They’d probably have to do this together, so Milin could make sure Kenma actually told them enough and Kenma could make sure Milin didn’t tell them too much. Who cleans up after the kids? - Whoever happens to be tidying up or most sick of the mess at the time. Who worries the most? - Probably Milin actually. Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? - It really could be either.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? - Both of them Who is the little spoon? - Kenma Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? - They both do, but Milin probably instigates more often Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? - Milin How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? - Literal hours. It might be weird for all of 5 minutes but then they’re all in. Who gives the most kisses? - Milin What is their favourite non-sexual activity? - Hair pets! Just sitting together, doing whatever they want to do, reading, gaming, whatever, but hair pets are casually happening at the same time. Where is their favourite place to cuddle? - They’ll cuddle almost anywhere, the cuddles are the best part, regardless of the place. Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? - Milin How often do they get time to themselves? - They spend so much time together it’s unreal. Lots of time cuddling and cuddling but also lots of time alone together doing their own things while quietly happy the other is still in the room.

Sleeping:

Who snores? - I’d say both, but maybe Kenma more frequently. If both do, who snores the loudest? - Milin, not much louder but Kenma’s snores are very quiet anyway. Do they share a bed or sleep separately? - They share the bed but at first it’s just out of spite, neither one would give up the bed so they had to share, then they genuinely enjoy being curled up. If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? - They cuddle! But early on Kenma probably tried to keep distance. That would not have lasted long. Who talks in their sleep? - It’s very rare that either will, but they’ve probably both heard the other once or twice. What do they wear to bed? - Kenma wears boxers and a t-shirt, Milin seems the type to only wear boxers or sleep nude. Are either of your muses insomniacs? - No, but they don’t have the healthiest sleep schedules. Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? - Nope. Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? - Lots of cuddles, lots of holding onto the other, lots of cute. Who wakes up with bed hair? - Milin. Who wakes up first? - Milin Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? - Occassionally Milin, even more occassionally Kenma if he’s apologising for something. What is their favourite sleeping position? - spooning Who hogs the sheets? - Kenma. He’s a burrito Do they set an alarm each night? - Kenma does in the week, but it doesn’t always work. Can a television be found in their bedroom? - Yes, they use it for background noise on their lazy days in bed together. Who has nightmares? - Both occassionally, it happens. Who has ridiculous dreams? - Neither really. Occassionally one will have a weird one and they laugh about it. Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? - Milin Who makes the bed? - Maybe neither What time is bed time? - Any time past 11:40pm Any routines/rituals before bed? - It’s not a routine as such but many nights they have sex and wind up falling asleep after. Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?- Milin

Work:

Who is the busiest? - Kenma Who rakes in the highest income? - Uhh I guess Kenma Are any of your muses unemployed? - Neither, regardless of any job Milin may or may not have, being Kenma’s familiar is a full time job anyway XD Who takes the most sick days? - Kenma Who is more likely to turn up late to work? - Kenma Who sucks up to their boss? - Milin, if we make that an innuendo and consider familiar as his job title XD What are their jobs? - Well at first Kenma’s still a student but he does go on to be a streamer, and I’m sticking with the ‘being Kenma’s familiar is a full time job’ for Milin. Who stresses the most? - Kenma Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? - Not all the time, but most the time Are your muses financially stable?- For the most part, sometimes they’re a bit more stable than others.

Home:

Who does the washing? - Kenma Who takes out the trash? Who does the ironing? - I’m not convinced they’d own an iron tbh. Who does the cooking? - Maybe Milin more often but they both do - when they don’t order in anyway. Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? - Kenma Who is messier? - Neither one is massively messy, but Kenma leaves more stuff laying around the place. Who leaves the toilet roll empty? - Kenma. Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? - They both do, but Kenma more often Who forgets to flush the toilet? - Kenma Who is the prankster around the house? - Milin seems like it because anything he does is more obvious, but Kenma does more little pranks. Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? - Kenma Who mows the lawn? - Milin if they even have a lawn. Who answers the telephone? - Kenma Who does the vacuuming? - Pfft. Vacuuming happens twice a year and they flip a coin. Who does the groceries? - Kenma Who takes the longest to shower? - Milin Who spends the most time in the bathroom? - Maybe Kenma, actually. He may not like water but if they’ve been messing around for hours he’ll need long baths to get clean XD.

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? - Not really, but sometimes budgeting is a bit more important How many cars do they own? - None Do they own their home or do they rent? - When they’re at Kenma’s at least, it’s rented. Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Do they live in the city or in the country? - Again at Kenma’s, in the city. Do they enjoy their surroundings? - They don’t particularly NOT enjoy them, but they’re not exactly attatched to the area itself. What’s their song? - They don’t have ‘a song’, but there are multiple songs Milin will jokingly call their song when they hear them, and all of them come from a playlist Kenma made so they could play it during sex and have some of the noise drowned out. What do they do when they’re away from each other? - Kenma goes to his classes, Milin hangs out at the house and reads a lot. Where did they first meet? - in Kenma’s bedroom. How did they first meet? - Kenma accidentally summoned Milin and couldn’t send him away again. Who spends the most money when out shopping? - Kenma Who’s more likely to flash their assets? - Milin Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? - Kenma Any mental issues? - Generally, not really, certainly not anything that isn’t managable, but Kenma does have anxiety that spikes quite badly in some especially stressful situations. Who’s terrified of bugs? - As much as I love the idea of big strong demon Milin being terrified of bugs, Kenma’s mild fear of them is probably the answer here. Who kills the spiders around the house? - Kenma, in panic when one scares him. Spider appears, AHH, splat. Their favourite place? - Kenma’s bedroom - everything happens there. Who pays the bills? - At Kenma’s place, at first his mum, then him. Do they have any fears for their future? - Yep, quite a few, mostly around what they’ll do when Milin has to go home and what that means for them and Kenma’s relationships with friends and family. Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? - Kenma tries, Milin succeeds. Who uses up all of the hot water? - Kenma. Lots of baths + an absolute refusal to bathe in any water less than scalding hot = no more hot water. Who’s the tallest? - Milin. Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? - Kenma. Who wanders around in their underwear? - Milin Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? - Milin What do they tease each other about? - All sorts of things, it often winds up sounding like a little argument from the outside, accusations of always leaving socks on the floor and the like flying about, but they’re playing. Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? - Kenma, and Milin probably uses it against him. Do they have mutual friends? - Only if Milin befriends Kuroo Who crushed first? - Kenma crushed and was in deep deep denial, Milin crushed and probably went right in with flirting. Any alcohol or substance related problems? - Nope. Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? - I think either could but it’d be very rare. Who swears the most? - I think they’d both swear a lot.

#spitefulgames #player one (kenma)#I need a tag for Milin hmmmmm #anyway tags aside #I love them #XD

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