#they ALL did something to contribute

[bottombaron]

I, like Laszlo, am a man of science.

So take this Very Scientific graph, my remedial knowledge in math, and the very best I could do with a pixelated picture and less than perfect pose to awe at the very loose estimation of the 9-inches-upon-re-entry-onto-earth absolute monster shlong Nandor The Relentless is packing.

I mean. He could kill someone with that thing.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor #nandor the relentless #nandor: I must kill you now guillermo... #guillermo: 🥺 #nandor: ...with my giant penis. #guillermo: 😀 #guillermo: wait. you're not going to try to beat me to death with your dick are you? #nandor: stay still guillermoo! this takes a lot of hip strength! #if this is all I contribute to the fandom then I did good #like go look at something 9 inches long - get a sense of scale on that shit

[quodekash]

How does it feel to call papang daddiest before only friends 😂

NONONONONONONONONO WAIT HANG ON

I called him the daddest dad, not the daddiest

the most dad, he is very dad, he is a father

don’t put this on my record, please I beg of you

although I must admit: it feels pretty good to have beaten gmmtv in something, so if it has to be this, I’ll take it

#down on my knees sobbing #this is hilarious but also w h y #PLEASE dont make me known for this bl tumblr I wanna be known for something else #like my dumb commentaries. or… wait actually that’s about all I’ve contributed #hmm… okay fine I'll allow it #I CALLED PAPANG THE DADDIEST BEFORE ONLY FRIENDS DID BABEYYYY #(this is what we call character development) #not me #only friends #not me gumpa #papang phromphiriya

[class1akids]

Thanks.

#bnha 96 #bnha 405 #something about how All Might is next to Bakugou #the first one treats the sacrifice with respect #on the second #edgeshot is under bakugou #barely visible and he himself immediately trivializing his own contribution #just a reminder: All Might and Edgeshot did the exact same thing #they both sacrificed their own power to save bakugou #one is treated with respect and gravitas #the other not so much #i think with how gag-like edgeshot is #it's probably he will be returned to normal form through eri or whatever #but i've been thinking about this #and i don't like it #especially after the whole world's wishing energy focused on all might to keep him alive #i'm once again reminded that some lives matter #others not so much #and it's a messaging that i personally find very hard to stomach #i'm with Shigaraki on this #and he is right to point it out #how some people are disproportionately valued more than others #but i somehow doubt seeing this in the endgame #that this would be seriously addressed #rant over

[imminent-danger-came]

While I do like the Eldritch MK theory, someone suggested that instead of being the reincarnation of a past enemy, MK is instead a sacrificial lamb for an enemy to come back (with him being referred to as harbinger).

Which raises a whole other question of who he is meant to be a sacrifice for.

Baby MK overall gives off the kind of vibes where he was created to be destroyed, doesn't he? I mean, why else create a "simple creature, with no past, no family, and no name". If something was just born (from a stone or not) of course it doesn't have any of those things—why specify it? You would only specify a detail like that if it was significant to why MK was created in the first place.

Which, this thought is not exclusive to Eldritch Abomination MK or to Harbinger MK, overall that feels like the implication. MK was made to be sacrificed in one way or another, whether that's to stop a past enemy, a returning one, or some other thing.

So, with MK being a sacrifice to chaos, I'm wondering why he would be given so much power. *throws dart at my idea board* Maybe he was made as some sort of ticking time bomb, created to destroy himself plus whatever threat he was meant to be a sacrifice for. *throws another dart* Or, perhaps he was created to be able to go toe to toe with whatever ends up being the embodiment of chaos!

Just to throw another dart at the wall: maybe MK was made as a counter measure to chaos itself! "There's a reason you were at the center of all these stories", that reason being to maintain balance and prevent the end of the world (of which he's done like, 4 times over now). "You don't use a weapon...you ARE a weapon!" aka MK is the ultimate weapon against literally any big bad.

Of course I'm partial to my own theory, but this is definitely a neat idea!

#just throwing shit at the wall o7 #I hope I contributed literally anything to this conversation #but you know I'm ALL about MK being a herald of Chaos. #like MK being created to be destroyed has a certain je ne sais quoi. He really is the doomed by the narrative blorbo #You also then gotta wonder then like. HOW he got all that power/what power was used to make him #Because like. Azure creating Camel Ridge sucked all of the life out of the surrounding area right #And with MK having the amount of power he does—where did that power come from #perhaps it was just similar to how Monkey King was born. But idk man MK seems to have even more power than SWK does #Maybe it was like...a combo. Using the good ol' stone egg and something else they made a fucked up dude who could fulfill whatever purpose #who knows man #asks #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk theory

[momonokopan]

5/5/2023

now that i think of it i always draw young hijikata for his birthday

#gintama #gintama fanart #銀魂 #my art tag now bish #gntm #gintama hijikata #hijikata toushirou #土方十四郎 #while im not the biggest toshi fan i love his backstory #theres a mingling sense of sadness to it thats different from gintoki’s (foil or not) #just like gintoki he cant bear to lose people he cares about but its developed earlier than gin’s #its just as fleeting but theres a current of gradual loss to it amidst the calm instead of the progressive looming threat that hangs over #gintoki’s predicament #it happens slowly and the world goes on its course uncaring and hes the one grasping at straws keeping control #also contributes to his overly serious demeanor as an adult too #the world is uncaring to him and prob thinks negatively of him in some way but he pushes on w ghosts on his back #this guy really has something going on but all it did was giving him the v-line bangs lmao #guardian spirit arc is so peak comedy in a lot of ways tbh

[loadinghellsing]

!!!WARNING: LONG POST!!!

I am certain Alucard would have called an end to their duel, had Anderson put down the nail. Because Alucard has no intention of pushing Anderson to the point he dies. "An unlimited amount of chances" and Anderson's allowed to back out whenever he wants.

This is a consistency in all their duels.

From the first; in which Anderson takes his leave because he's not ready to face Alucard;

And Alucard doesn't loose an ounce of respect for him;

To the second; Where Anderson suggests they stop because it's not the right time or place.

And Alucard agrees all the same. Without question or judgment.

And third; when Anderson suddenly stops mid fight, Alucard pauses as well.

even when the reason for Anderson's pause is purely because he isn't there for a fight.

Every time they meet up with eager energy, followed by parting without ordeal. Not once does Alucard force Anderson to fight him.

And Anderson knows this, to the point he's comfortable asking Alucard to put their duel on hold. Or stop mid way with his back turned without explanation. He trusts Alucard, and in doing so acknowledges Alucard as more then a Monster.

Anderson has earned Alucard's respect and admiration. Alucard doesn't think any less of Anderson when he stops their duel, and has no reason to, because the next time they meet its with with weapons drawn and a fiery passion.

Their final duel is no different.

When Maxwell dies, Alucard's ghouls are subdued. Anderson walks through them and sits with Maxwell to mourn. Not once does Alucard fight him. Nor does Anderson draw his weapons on Alucard.

He could have left with the rest of the Vatican, and Alucard would have understood and accepted that.

Because come their duel? Alucard pauses. As though checking base with how Anderson's holding up. If he's still capable of continuing, or if he wants to flee.

But when Anderson tells him to stop pausing for his sake and actually fight him?

It isn't because he has to. They both know it. Which is why Alucard's once more struck by awe to such an extreme. Because Anderson's actively choosing to put extreme strain on himself for the sake of fulfilling Alucard's dream.

Alucard respects and admires Anderson. So when the Nail of Helena is drawn to Anderson's own heart. He panics. Because he doesn't want Anderson to suffer his fate, nor see his dream lost.

And Anderson does stop. He stops and lets Alucard speak. Lets his words hold weight without interruption. And in doing so treats Alucard as an equal with meaning and worth rather then a mere monster.

He acknowledges Alucard and he respect Alucard when he replies. Explaining himself with a softened pitying expression.

his explanation portrays two key things beyond what's said; 1) He explains that he isn't doing this to hurt Alucard. Against what Alucard persumed. 2) He's doing it for himself. He knows the consequences, he knows what he's doing, and its in his intrest. Not for Alucard. Not for religion.

But when paired with that softened expression; in which he meets Alucard's gaze. Listens and replies despite his heart already being set. 1 reads as an appology. And 2 reads as reassurance.

After all, its harder to pity a person who willingly desires and acts to become a monster. Even though its Anderson's personal understanding, directly paralleling Alucard, that is exactly why Anderson pities him.

There isn't a thing Alucard could say or do to convince Anderson with such an explanation in mind. Because its built upon a dilemma within Anderson himself. A monster impossible to escape, impossible to fight, and it becomes all consuming through time and expirience. The weight of a human life.

Their dynamic is built for death, but not with the intent to hurt. If it hurts to keep fighting? If Anderson were to stop? To leave? Alucard would let him. He doesn't want Anderson to suffer, in the same way Anderson wishes to end Alucard's suffering. So he could have left. He could have called it all off. But he doesn't. Because at that point, fighting is the only thing that isn't painful. Maxwell forced him to question his role to church and his impact on the orphanage. But fighting Alucard is a familiar song and dance that's without question and is capable of providing comfort when all else is conflict. For their duels are conflict without conflict.

#i contribute #analysis n headcanon #hellsing #hellsing ultimate #hellsing manga #hellsing alucard #alexander anderson #andercard #--- #my main point is #all their duels are completely in tune and consensual #spare alexander planterson #for its making a different point #because this is something that makes up a decent chunk of my andercard brain rot #long post #it was for the greater good #now I can just send this post to people rather then explain it all again <3 #also- while i did tag this post as andercard #it isn't necessarily a ship post so much as a canonical based analysis #(of an aspect that plays a role in why I ship andercard ) #(obsessively <3)

[le-velo-pour-dru]

Okay but Dallon's look from the past few tours is literally the cutest thing ever to me

Like sir!!!! How are you so adorable???? 😭💖

#dru speaks #if you saw me post this earlier. yes you did! #only issue was i wrote a bunch of tags that didn't actually show up when i posted it!! so this is take two #anyway i think it's the fluffy hair #but there's also something about his outfits that contributes to it but idk exactly why #whatever it is it all amplified his adorable and pretty levels by 15x X3 #so many of my favorite pics of dallon are from 2022 because he's either *extremely* pretty or gives off the Cutest Little Guy energy :3 #man. if i didn't know who he was and you showed these to me and told me he was 41 i'd think you were joking XD #🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 #dallon weekes #idkhow

[thegreenleavesofspring]

A genuinely horrible thought just occurred to me. Would everyone please pray that the court does not order me to put my children in public school so that I can go get 'a real job'?

#So far every time I have asked that my husband be required to pay child support the response has been “Why aren't YOU working” #I am. And also homeschooling my eldest and taking care of my younger two. But it's not good enough. #I am making slightly less than minimum wage so it's not good enough. #(He is perfectly able-bodied and currently unemployed and is contributing precisely nothing to their upkeep.) #...I trust that God would not bring us this far just to abandon us now. But I genuinely do not see how He is going to do this. #From my limited human perspective it is impossible. #I don't know how I'm going to get all the bills paid this month. Or next month. Or the month after. #The roommate did not contribute to rent at all this month. I have rental insurance and rent and the Sam's membership and electricity #(why is the electricity so high. Why. Why why why. I have cut down as much as I possibly can) #and phone and diapers and I'm sure there's something I'm forgetting there always is. #I'm trying so hard not to fret because I know we're not supposed to but I can't quite rid my body of tension and I'm trying not to rail at #my husband because I know I'm not supposed to but #...I'm scared. #I'm honestly not sure if this counts as #Screaming into the void #or #Nattering into the void #Edit: the roommate did help with rent yesterday but the website had not updated to reflect it. So... now it's double-paid? #I'm trying to see if they can cancel my portion so I have enough for the rest of my bills.

[sonknuxadow]

people need to be more normal about ian flynn it feels like the only opinions people have about him on here are either "i fucking hate ian flynn hes actively destroying the sonic franchise and i hope he drops dead tomorrow" or "i love ian flynn and im going to worship the ground he walks on and act like hes the only person responsible for recent sonic media being good" with no in between. wheres the rest of the "i think ian flynn is a good writer and hes done good things for the franchise in recent years but i dont agree with every single thing hes ever tried to do with the characters and he is just some guy to me" gang

#like its totally fine to hate ian flynns writing style or whatever but i dont get why some people demonize him so much #like what did that man ever do to you . just dont read the comics ?? #also. am i the only one who thinks its kinda annoying that people keep acting like ian flynn is the creator of sonic frontiers or something #he wrote the english dialogue for a story idea someone else came up with. hes not the director or creator of the game #he didnt write the story on his own #and im NOT trying to downplay his contributions to the game at all or say he doesnt deserve any praise #i just dont think its fair to credit everything to him when there was a whole team of people behind this

[deathinfeathers]

//Adams design is lowkey growing on me tbh

#They did unsilly him but idk the strikingly human form adds something I feel like #Almost makes him look vulnerable among all these crazy otherworldly demons and angels #Which I can only assume is a contributing factor in why he never takes his helmet off

[kneworder]

angry at the oscars barbie nominations but in an annoyinger way (i think nominating ryan reynolds makes sense but the best picture and best supporting actress noms are ridiculous)

#sorry but the more i think about it the more i really dislike the movie #ken was funny! he was silly and campy! i really did not care for the rest of the movie! #i just think the more you examine its take on feminism the more it falls apart! #it's inherently about a product! it's inherently personifying a product and making you feel sympathy for and relate to a product! #they are generating hype and engendering sympathy for something they are trying to sell you! #regurgitating second wave feminism without nuance doesn't make it groundbreaking it makes it like. fine i guess? #verilybitchie has a great video that put a lot of my feelings about it into words #idk it did not resonate with me at all and also made me kind of annoyed with how it contributed to the ongoing trend #of gendering things that aren't gendered and focusing on a segregation of gendered perspectives #tired of i'm just a girl! tired of girl dinner! tired of men are always thinking about the roman empire! #sure there are experiences more common to and relevant to women but i get so uncomfy with those kinds of generalizations #even when they're just jokes because after they get repeated enough they stop sounding like ones #just like. when you try to examine it in terms of any kind of intersectionality it falls apart #and i know it's not that serious but like come on. they literally do not once touch on any kind of intersectionality. #you can't be like 'it's a groundbreaking feminist movie!' because they said 'women struggle with misogyny' in 2023 #like i know it's barbie but i don't understand why there's this impulse to say that that's something that's never been said before #just because the president is black doesn't mean you've acknowledged like. racism at all. #just because you have two fat barbies with like four lines doesn't mean you've said anything meaningful about body image #and when you take an openly lesbian actress and give her short hair and make her strange and then have all the other characters #essentially socially exile her and still think she's weird after the resolution!!! #i would say that's like!! implicitly a pretty weird way to write gay people! #i don't want to rain on anyone's parade! it's silly! it's not that serious! i just also think it's not that good! #it's fine! it's fun! but i DO think ken is the best part of the barbie movie and for that i apologize

[purgetrooperfox]

how come you do post much about gaza?

assuming you meant don't*? because this makes no sense otherwise? anyway

that you don't see my activism doesn't mean it isn't happening. tumblr is a terrible platform for activism, so I don't use it for that

#i won't pull up donation receipts for a fuckign tumblr anon #i won't sit here and try to explain that tumblr activism is typically restrained to tumblr. people rb the posts and never do anything else #people here notoriously do not click on links #so what i do. what i donate. where i protest. my household's boycotting. i do it and i talk to people about it but i don't do it here #because it won't do jack shit here and i'm trying to connect with people who might actually participate. for tangible results #sorry if that sounds Angry. it's because it is. #if y'all want to free palestine then you have to participate more than just reblogging. boosting voices is good but it takes more than that #tumblr rbs don't put pressure on politicians. they don't fund relief efforts. they don't pay for esims. they don't demonstrate organized #support for palestine in a Visible Manner to your city or state or country #they aren't disruptive #that's why you don't see me post on here. i'm trying to concentrate my efforts where they might do something #NOW. before you come for my throat. obviously there is nothing wrong with circulating posts about aid and resources to help #but then you should really consider like. contributing to those resources. that's key. that's the point. and some people here do! great! #i just. am more likely to be able to find and reach people who do in other places #maybe i should've said all that in the post instead of the tags but i really don't want to bring a bunch of misunderstanding down on myself #asks answered #'i wont sit here and explain' and then i did. damn

[cantbelieveivedonethis]

-Techno you already told this story like 3 times.

-And I’m about to tell it for the 4th time!

-Ughh… *chuckling* You are the worst roommate ever.

-Oh so you finally admit we’re roommates?

-No! Shut up. You’re such an idiot.

Voices For The Blade Charity Raffle prize for @greetings-from-the-void , who requested c!Rivals fluff! Hope you enjoy :D

(There is an alternate version of this drawing as well, which I’ll be sharing in a different post tomorrow.)

#voicesfortheblade #i had so much fun with this project #i am so incredibly proud of all the people who donated #and all the people who contributed #i know i technically did nothing but do a silly little drawing i could have done whenever but #it’s still so incredible to know that silly little drawing dis contribute one way or another to something that will help people #hope you enjoy this drawing ^^ #dsmp #c!rivals #c!technoblade #c!dream #c!rivalsduo #dream smp #dsmp fanart #dream smp fanart #the works

[pebblezone]

🦭

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #seras victoria #integra hellsing #sertegra #a #yay guns!!!!!!! murder.!!!! intimidation tactics!!!!!!!! #happy Saturday!! ‼️‼️🧍‍♂️🫶‼️‼️❤️‼️‼️ #so sorry for the sertegra shortage I spent all week trying to lip sync things then remembered I had actual work to do #but I finally finished it!!! albeit I got a bit lazy but I did it! yay yippee!!!!!!!!!!! #beach boys hellsing power point going bonkers ‘every sentence has been said at some point in time’ #I can prove that shit false using the power of horrible horrible connections that no one else would ever feel the need to make #anyway you guys should listen to Sunflower she’s warm and fluffy and has a lot of whole band collaboration #like you have Dennis And Bruce contributing songs that’s crazy you have two Bruce songs that never happens! also cool cool water is fun #yay scrapped smile tracks! and unlike the other smile scrapped ones that they put on studio albums she’s like a unique lil lad #like the whole first part isn’t at all on the like 2011 recreation unlike say vegetables which gets remashed or our prayer which is iden #okay well actually maybe it is more like vegetables in that sense it’s more it’s cutting something instead of adding #which a lot of the 2011 versions were adding things back that were cut like the cantina part of heroes and villains #actually okay now that I’m thinking about it shit would require a lot of explaining I can’t just drop the Charles Manson lore #or some shit like that and just move on… sorry beach boys 💔

[bootyful-seventeen]

i am too mentally exhausted to even deal with this shit anymore with my mom and grandma and low key wish i'd go comatose for a few years to be left alone tbh

#had a clean up service come by to see the damage and give a quote on the estimate and my grandma wasnt having it #she got upset and started crying to them about she has only 1 daughter and is trying to help her and they're trying to tell her that keepin #all that junk isn't gonna be helping anyone especially my mom but she wasn't getting it and i said i'm not helping clean the junk that's #all around the house cuz i'm tired of it all and having to manage my emotions since i am for sure emtotionally stunted from my childhood #and have to deal with a schitzophrenic mom and an absent sister who's balls deep in denial while i'm struggling to find a job here #and my grandma always stressing me ot saying she's gonna kick me out isn't fucking helping here at all like she thinks it does #so when they left she spent all day sobbing on the phone how i'm a terrible granddaughter who wants to throw out good stuff #when i'm not gonna keep helping sell shit for my mom cuz my sister can do it as her family contribution since she did nothing since dad die #and the thing is i gave them all options on clearing shit out cuz i know this family by now and shit doesn't get tossed but it migrates #cuz i said months ago i can ask some friends if they could come down and help sort and declutter #grandma said no to that and said she'll kick me out if i do it and she didn't want to pay for my mom's shit to get moved into a storage uni #she leaves the clean up to my mom and i think the backyard got worse but she didn't call anyone to throw out the junk like she threatened t #so i call a fucking hoarders clean up service cuz that's what my family is on my mom's side at this point and the city will be called too #and she has this reaction cries all day and calls everyone to say i'm horrible and yells at me saying i'm the one killing her with stress #when she's already been doing that for months to herself when i'm just tired and possibly mildly depressed or something idk #i barely leave my room and don't go outside except to walk my dog but idk cuz my family's attittude was we don't go to doctors cuz #cuz they're for crazy people but of course it's gotta switch up for my mom and no one else and i'm just sick of it all #grandma doesn't accept free help and she won't accept help that i pay for myself with my money set aside for school so i'm done #unlike her when i say i'll do something i stick to it so i'm not doing shit anymore unless i can call a friend to help with this mess #it's gonna sound like such a horrible thing but i can't wait for my family to die so i can live in a clean home again and get help #like deep serious help cleaning and big time grief councelling cuz i barely had time to process my dad's death and being the one to find hi #and that was just this february like god i am going to need so much fucking therapy in my future it's almost rediculous #and probably say screw my mom's side and visit my dad's side a lot more since they seem to be the normal ones in this shit family tree #at least they're not stupid and leave junk everywhere where one neighbour getting sick of not being able to sit outside and enjoy their yar #without mountains of junk staring them right in the face and landing a notice from the city to clean up especially since #we have chainlink fences and at least 7 neighbours can see the backyard and everyone can see the front porch when passing by #i'm just tired of living in these suffocating households and even wanna file a report myself to kick them into gear #its horrible living like this and no one should live surrounded by junk and things they never use or even garbage

[hecksupremechips]

I think the best way to describe my feelings about aini is like if you were craving this specific meal from some distant restaurant you haven’t been to in ages and you try to replicate it on your own and it actually tastes decently good but then you get to eat the original again and you’re like “oh god what the hell I’ve been making garbage this whole time why did I think I could beat the original”

#aitsf #ai the somnium files #ai nirvana initiative #aini #aini is a good game i like it a lot. but damn it just does not compare to the first game #i read a critique of the game that pointed out how in an attempt to avoid spoilers for the first game they kinda screwed over #all the characters from the first game by just removing their character development #which yeah i have to agree characters like iris ota and moma literally contributed nothing to aini #and moma in particular was suuuuch an uncomfortable character cuz he was just completely reduced to a tesa fan which. was done very creepy!! #but the big obvious one is date like ighhhh. they couldnt have him be connected properly with mizuki or aiba AT ALL #which is shitty given how those dynamics were the best part of the first game #but yeah his relevance to the plot is weird cuz they also couldnt be bothered to properly write he and ryukis relationship either #or really ryuki at all- #hes just kinda reduced to haha funny sex jokes haha #and naturally thats how hes gonna be remembered by fans who finished aini #like aaaa in general they did a shit job incorporating the old and new characters where only a select few were done okay #and its the frustrating kinda bad cuz its not glaringly obvious until you finish the game and theres just like #this big empty hole it feels like where something important is completely missing #so yeah its like some okay replication of grandmas chicken that you can enjoy #but its garbage compared to the real thing