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puppy-the-mask · 5 years

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Bratberries

I’ll preface this by saying that I just really like SF ok!? I had to include the ‘Bratberry’ archetype (as well as pair him with the flirty, nonchalant Slim type Rus) in SOMETHING and that something is K&C.

Kit

- *gets a compliment* GSKSNDKNS HOW DARE!

-*steals food* recompence for flustering me

- *does a thing* “Kit you fiend!” “MWAHAHAHAHA!”

- *gets gushed about* “sssssshush your face hole!”

- *sticks her tongue out at someone while messing around*

“STOP BEING SO CHILDISH/A BRAT”

“Well now I’m gonna do it even more, fuck you!”

*sits on bench with a humph*

Razz, also on the bench - “you learn to accept it”

They’re both brats and they’re besties you can’t change my mind. Also,

Stretch lowkey Hates it when after he couldn’t find Kit in her room like normal only to find out she went out. This continues and when he finally thinks to ask what she’s been doing she tells him that SHES BEEN VISITING THE OTHER SF BROS EVERYDAY THAT WEEK VIA THE SUBWAY AND THEYRE ACTUALLY FRIENDS??? Like they actually get along pretty well???? What the fuck?????????

He lets the lowkey angry bean bitch about stupid people, and she doesn’t treat him like a toddler and they have similar tastes in music. Slim is ‘the chaperone’ on their outings but really most of the time they’re following Razz around while keeping Slim from flirting with literally everyone or being creepy. ALSO RAZZ IS THE ONLY ONE OTHWR THAN BLUE THAT IS ALLOWED TO BE KIT’S SIZE OR SHORTER AND THATS FOR HUG PURPOSES. He understands the power of people underestimating you and while he seems like he wouldn’t hesitate to try to kick someone’s ass (which he would btw don’t @ me) he more often than not has to drag Kit away from people cause she’s ready to throw down, don’t you insult him (which she would lose) while Slim just sends the person a very creepy look or glare. He’s unnecesarilly very tol and lanky, his size makes people fuck off.

So basically what I mean is~

Kit’s guide to confidence and friendship:

Step 1; find a ‘Bratty Bitchy Bestie’ TM

Step 2; go forth and become menaces to society

#casual conversation #Kit And Cliché #i cant stop #most people hate the Bratberry archetype #personally i dont see SF as acting like that (Hence Black)#but i love what the characters bring to the table #those types are usually there to disrupt the story and cause mayhem and IM HERE FOR IT HELL YES #So while my version of SF is not a bratberry #i am and i’m bringing in another cause i make the rules so MLEH #XD #but seriously Kit keeps making friends with THE WORST SKELES ITS BEAUTIFUL #first she immediately antagonizes Edge #then she gets attatched to the horror bros #and thats only the first chapter!#we all know she’s a Mafia magnet and for whatever reason the MF and SFM bros take a liking to her #then there’s these two goons #what’s next? the not at all kid friendly Lust Bros?!?!#yes actually #they’re wholesome as heck when they want to be #you know Ouran Highschool Host Club? and how the twins do questionable things for the meme? thats these two #they flirt will all the skeles cause they find it absolutely hilarious #now that i think about it Kit would probably get to the point of friendship via her facination with mixology and bartending/waitressing #Kit has a network of friends with questionable moral compases and the fact that her being friends with the Lust bros garners as much concern #is hilarious to her #she literally has a mafioso calling himself her uncle and it’s them you’re worried about???#i really wanna draw Kit with her ‘questionable company’ now

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