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glitteringcrab · 2 months
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...Someone has been desensitized.
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He's not really doing anything new. He's even doing it on a smaller scale than what the Ricks were doing.
I feel like it's really sad that Evil Morty, for all his capabilities and intelligence, was "successfully" brainwashed by the Citadel to think of Mortys' lives and well-being as insignificant and to not seek attachment to anyone but a Rick (so if you remove Ricks from the equation, attachment to no one is what remains; contrast this with Morty Prime who, when given the option between Rick and his family (after the whole "selfie with the president" thing) opted to stay with his family instead of Rick) and to treat everything as replaceable in general.
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lovelyteng · 1 year
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BS: Mortis’ Envy
[Starts to Hard Limits of the Robot Factory for outside. Cut to Mortis and Emz spawns in front of the box of Power Cube, Mortis looks at four Duo Teams even looks in surprise to Dynamike and Frank are the same team which he is getting envy.]
Mortis: (whispering) Are you kidding me?! (Breathing in and out, in a deep voice while he’s in envy) Emz, let’s go get the Power Cube. (Notice Emz going from far away which he groans in annoyance.)
Emz: (offscreen) Who cares about that? I just fight those losers!
Mortis: (rolls his eyes) Whatever you’re saying! (Got hurt by Dynamike who laughs along with Frank while he groans in stress.) Great! Just great!
[Cut to Emz gets Power Cube but has been attacked by Colt and Brock, then she’s been beaten by Colt while Mortis looks at them and screams in envy, he starts to run away from Brawlers.]
Mortis: (quietly in envy) They're gonna pay for messing up my niece!
[Cut to Dynamike and Frank go to teleportation pad while Surge into another one where he is with Belle for a team where she attacks Nita who teams with Otis.]
Belle: What are you doing?! (No answers for Surge.) Hey! (Surge teleport as switch with Dynamike and Frank which she was surprised by.) Wow! Never see that coming!
[Frank activates his Super to Belle who screams, cuts to Surge where transferred as sighs in sadness. Cut back to the other side, Nita and Otis attack Dynamike and Frank as each other while Colt and Brock head toward and then watch them.]
Otis: (in translation) Nita! Watch out! (Points at something coming.)
Nita: Huh?
[Nita has been beaten by Brock who uses his Super as he and Colt laugh in triumph.]
Brock: Yes! High-five! (He high five with Colt.) That's too easy for teamwork as ourselves!
[Cut to Mortis still in envy as Emz just spawns, he looks at her angrily which makes her feel nervous.]
Emz: Oh! Sorry about that! (Mortis hits her with his shovel.) Ouch!
Mortis: Don't attack alone in Duo Showdown, Emz! Like a hundred times!
Emz: Hey! You are always alone in Solo Showdown as you are winning while hiding in the bush!
Mortis: (in a deep voice while he’s in envy) You have lots of irresponsibility for without telling or listening to me wherever you go! Like you and Poco battle at Gem Grab as you're lost! Me, you and Frank are all like modern life and most popular in Haunted Haven! I've got lots of hurt as Colt as we are losing, but I'm a clever strategy assassin as Edgar and Buzz are as powerful! (Breathing heavily while everyone watches him in a shocked moment as stop fighting.) I'm very envious of this one battle right now…! (Walks away along Emz.)
[Cut back to Dynamike, Frank and Surge look worried.]
Emz: (offscreen) Stop being envious about that!
Mortis: (offscreen as still in envy) NEVER!
Surge: (sighs in sadly) Okay, guys. Beat me.
Dynamike: (surprised) Wow! That's sound respect! Thanks, Surge. (He and Frank beat Surge; To Frank.) He's so selfless, right? (Frank nods in agreement.) Anyway, let's continue to fight!
[Cut to Brock beating Otis with his Super. As Colt joins Brock.]
Colt and Brock: Yes!
Colt: Now I get the Power Cubes! (Runs to Power Cubes as he gets it.)
Brock: (looks Dynamike and Frank as Dynamike uses his Super to Colt. He gasps.) Colt, watch out!
Colt: What?! (Notice Dynamike's Super right on him.) Oh no…
[Colt beaten as it explodes by Dynamike's Super. Dynamike and Frank get Power Cubes for a total of 10 while Brock runs away from them.]
Brock: Just avoid them until Colt is here.
Dynamike: (offscreen) Not for long! Take that!
[Dynamites fly in his Second Gadget, Satchel Charge to Brock but misses it.]
Brock: Ha! You missed me!
[Cut to Dynamike and Frank. Dynamike standing while Frank attacks Emz.]
Dynamike: Darn it! (Look Frank and Emz fighting each other.) Oh! Emz, take that! 
[Dynamike uses his Super to Emz while Mortis attacks Frank as Mortis looks Emz got beaten again which starts envy again.]
Mortis: (in a deep voice while he’s in envy) THAT'S IT! (Screams furiously as attacks Frank while Dynamike starts to get scared.)
Dynamike: Yikes! He's REALLY envious about that! (Look at Frank getting beaten by Mortis who got Power Cubes for a total of 5.) Looks like he got 5 Power Cubes. But he got less than me. 
[Cut to Brock looking at Colt who spawns and then they look at Mortis and Dynamike while hiding the walls.]
Colt: Wow! He's very envious about that!
Brock: (shushes to Colt, whispering) I know, right! Just stay back from him. Look!
[Brock points at Mortis being chased by Dynamike while he and Colt are watching them.]
Dynamike: Come fight here!
Mortis: (still in envy) Never, Mike! NEVER!
Brock: Come on, Colt! Let's fight them!
Colt: (nervously) I-I'm so scared!
[Colt and Brock join the fight while Frank and Emz spawn. Dynamike attacks Colt until he uses his Super on Colt who groans in sadness.]
Colt: Not again…!
[Colt beaten again as it explodes by Dynamike's Super again.]
Brock: Hey! Don't use your Super on my friend! (He fights Dynamike, but Frank activates his Second Gadget, Irresistible Attraction to him.) Uh-oh! (Pulls and then jumps up with his First Gadget, Rocket Laces on Frank.) Yes!
Dynamike: Think again! (Attacks and then beats Brock.) Yes! (He and Frank laugh.)
[Cut to inside the bush where Mortis and Emz are watching the battle while Mortis is still in envy.]
Emz: Looks like two teams left! What if you have a plan to take down… (Slow to stop talks as a pause to Mortis breathing in sharp.)
Mortis: I got a strategy…! (Walks out of the bush.)
Emz: (surprised) Uncle?! What are you doing?! Wait, stop it! (Follow Mortis as joins him.)
[Cut to Dynamike and Frank looks Mortis and Emz towards them while Mortis shaking his shovel in envy and Emz starts worrying about him, then Mortis fights Dynamike and Frank, and everyone screams as they fight.]
Dynamike: Frank! Activate our Gadget! (Looks Emz.) Ready… NOW!
[Dynamike and Frank use their Gadget on Mortis and Emz as Dynamike beats with it along his Super, then they are surprised to see Mortis start growls which they scream in horror.]
Dynamike and Frank: Uh-oh!
[Mortis stomps in envy toward them while he growls as Dynamike and Frank slowly walk away.]
Dynamike: Look, Mort. I-I know you're got envy about… Team for closest connection?
Mortis: (shouting in envy) YES! THAT’S WHAT I WAS ENVY ABOUT THAT!
[Mortis attacks Dynamike and then beats him as he collects Power Cubes for a total of 12 which Frank gulps as he activates his Second Gadget, Survival Shovel to attack him and then defeat him. Cut to 10 Brawlers on Trophy Area as team top were Mortis and Emz, Dynamike and Frank, Colt and Brock, Nita and Otis, and lastly Belle and Surge, with everyone looking worried to Mortis who was breathing in sharp.]
Emz: (nervous) So, Uncle Mort? Are we sure of doing it in battle again? (Thumbs up while nervously laughing, then 8 Brawlers join her while Mortis starts angry.)
Mortis: NO! 
[Cut to Colt runs to behind a single block of unbreakable walls while he watches them in worry as Mortis attacks 9 Brawlers offscreen.]
Colt: (quietly) I hope I'll be safe in this unbreakable block… (Frank flies on him and a block pushes itself as they groan in pain. He was loud out.) Aw, come on! Ouch! (Whimpers) I knew I was always unlucky in some chaos… (Pauses to stop fighting as he noticed it.) Huh? (Notices Mortis heavily breathing as he covers damage marks as the same 8 Brawlers who got beaten, then he turns Colt in sharp which he feels scared.) Uh-oh…! (Mortis stomping toward him. Colt chuckles nervously.) Look, I’m really sorry that your niece was beaten in the first round! (Nervously laughs) But please! Don’t hurt me! (Closes his eyes.)
[Mortis lifts Frank and throws to Dynamike and Emz who tried to stand up, he holds Colt’s hand and then he holds him on his shoulders which Colt noises in confusion.]
Mortis: (in normal voice while calming down now) Come on, Colt. Let’s go to make you better with whatever you like after battle.
[Mortis walks away along Colt who shrugs to 8 Brawlers as they are all confused.]
Dynamike: Question… Why does Mortis always hang out with Colt after chaos?
Stu: (offscreen) B-b-because… They’re b-b-both hurt… a-a lot. (8 Brawlers looks to Stu wears his skin as his Wicked Skin and he holds Colt Crunch.) What? They're the same to me.
Emz: Why did you bring Colt Crunch in the Bad Randoms outfit?
Stu: I am going to Colt about this c-cereal in the Bad Randoms edition. Well, Buzz, Poco and I will practice about th-th-that, if he accepts that.
[Stu rolls away and 8 Brawlers look at each other in pause and then get confused.]
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popculturebuffet · 4 years
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Close Enough Reviews: First Date and Snailin’ It
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We’re in the home stretch thank god! Seriously while I do love this show, doing 13 reviews in one day, even as most are easy to bang out, has been exausting. But the thank god is also because we’ve arrived at my faviorite episode so far and.. er another one but at least it has Noel Fielding! That’s really awesome!  This time around Josh and Emily try to recapture the magic of their first date only to end up in one of the good Blumhouse movies, while Bridgette brings Josh along on an awkward first date. Then Emily gets the help of a snail’s magical hat to juggle work and life. Snail yeah under hte cut. 
First Date: 
A fourtune teller is at the fourplex, another review of the series I recently read revealed that’s what their buildings called and I like the sound of it so i’m using that, predicting a weird romance for bridget, who belivies it’s a guy she’s been texing, and sometimes sexting in her words not mine, who she has a date with tonight while said psychic also reveals to Emily that things with her and josh have gotten bland, something emily realizes via a hilarous flashback of them making out while falling asleep repeadtly before both just conk out. Also randy has thunder pants, aka pants tha tmake thunde rnoises and have a giant lighting bolt cod piece. Your the second best randy. Andt hat’s only because Alex is still a character. 
So we have our two plots and unlike previous episodes and one future one the plots.. don’t dovetail. Which I like and I like a show being able to do two seperate plots in eleven minutes. We frankly need more of that. Bridgette has her date and Josh and Emily end up having theres. As such i’ll cover both seperatley. And since their plots a bit simplier let’s start with Josh and Emily.  Emily tries flirting with Josh before explaning it’s because she wants to bring the spice back. After josh bungles his response trying to say what she wants but just.. you know asking emily what she wants him to say which is never a good move in any conversation, Josh does near instantly rebound, texting emily to come to the close tfor a suprise. Granted since Josh, self admittley right after, admits he has no game, it come across as weird and creepy, but Emily appricates him trying and is touched when he reveals his real bring the sparks back romantic plan: a recreation of their first date, which was at a haunted house. Also for some reason Josh thought mr magoriums wonder emporium was a best picture contender. Never change josh, never change. But I genuinely like this: having a couple that while relaistically having a dry spell still lvoes each other: instead of worrying the relationship is dead as these plots tend to do they simply want to bring back the magic that’s sometimes lost when you work two jobs, raise a kid full time and live with two weirdos with little sense of personal space.  So they go and the reason it’s pretty simple is their subplot is the two having a mind screw being chased by various horrors in the house. As i’ve said I feel the series has more of a horror bent at times with some episodes leaning more into that than just goofy madness like regular show did. Regular Show really saved most of its straight up horror content for terror tales, here horror bits can crop up as much as fucking wacky bits. I mean a logan’s run parody where a man dies is paired up with a low speed train chase with a con arist that ends with her driving into a thermortor factory while choking her fake son. The show can ping pong on tone, but it does work.  But yeah that’s why there’s less to talk about: it’s not bad stuff, it’s super spooky including the end bit where their told they died, it’s just mostly the two of them running around a nightmare, that unsuprisngly turns out not to be real and was just the attraction, before a really touching climax when the two finally find each other run towards each other and realize just how horrifed they were at the thought of loosing one another. it’s really damn touching and romantic, and leads to another climax when the two start kissing before getting it on despite the horror house working telling them they have others coming. I’ts a good plot, I just don’t have a ton to anlyaize about it. it’s just really good and really good horror stuff with a satsifying and sweet ending.  On to our main event, Bridgette heads out to her date and TRIES lying to alex for his own sake.. but Alex not only easily guessed she was on a date in the first place but... isn’t bothered at all. He even offers to wing man while sining the firends theme song and clapping at the wrong time. Because he’s alex even when he’s being sweet and a good friend and ex, he can’t help but be just a BIT off.  Bridget goes to meet Ron.. and finds he’s sewn to his ex Joy... like literally sewn or conjoined as they put it. Bridgette freaks the fuck out but is talked by ron into continuing, partly because their getting it undone and partly because Bridgette herself admits Ron looked past her baggage.. even if his is larger, she can at least try to. Also Ron is voiced by Chris Parnell who, with archer delayed event hough i’m watching it again and having stopped wtching rick and morty, I dearly missed. Glad to have you back dude. I’m also unsuprised he’s in this as the man is in everything. He’s a fucking workhorse. 
Anyways Alex happily agrees, has his own brief freakout because bridget didn’t tell him about the conjoined twins thing despite being a room away, but quickly rebounds and.. actually hits it off with Joy. even better than Bridgette is with ron who she soon realizes won’t shut the hell up about hiking. Soon Bridgette.. is jealous. Both because Alex is moving on way easier and found someone way quicker, Joyce shares his weird taste in viking erotica, and because she may still have some feelings left. We saw a bit of that in “Robot Tutor”: Bridgette got jealous real quick when alex saw someone elsed espite them being there mostly as sex pals, and admitted there was still some unresolved stuff there they hadnt gotten past on both sides.  They hit the club and things continue to degrade, with Bridgette even more jealous because Alex never took her dancing. And being that bridg is a musician and loves clubbing and what not, i’ts pretty understandable to be frustrated with her ex talking about how it took someone else to get him to do the worm.. also Alex doing the worm is a sheeer delight. When the cojoined ex couple leave, with Ron once again bringing up climbing machu pichu because apparently it’s in chris parnells contract he can never play an actually likeable romantic intrest, Bridget tries to bail but Alex wants to stay since it’s not his fault his date is going well and her’s isn’t.  Bridgette makes the mistake of saying “If you like joy so much why don’t you just conjoin with her”.. and Alex being alex says “why dont’ I and we end up at conjoin, the place Ron and Joy got bonded in the first place. Ever since 1994, you won’t regret this. Actual signs up there and they are wonderful. Bridgette, still jealous even ifs he can’t stand ron offers to be conjoined to him both in a desperate attempt not to losoe alex and to one up him.  However Alex finally calls her out, as while he’s perfeclty happy for her to move on, as this episode showed.. she can’t stand to see him with someone else, and Ron wisley tells her he can’t be attached to someone who isn’t unattached from her ex. When bridgette counters with the oppsitie ron is suprisingly pogniant “We can detach from each other physically but you two can’t detach from each other spirtually”. WHile bridgette quips about him finally saying something intresting, he’s right. She’s not ready and this night clearly proved it and even if she was she was only doing this to show up Alex. Joy likewise breaks things off. a bit more abrubtly since Alex has’nt been nearly as obvious as bridgette.. but alex himself shows he too still has some feelings when he accidentlya dmits to having written an entire section of his memoir about her teeth. Would could be creepy or you know, standard alex ends up really sweet as Bridgette is not only touched by the gesture, but Alex explains why “THeir all the parts that make up your smile” The two share a look, Joy wants what they have and Ron wants to masturbate alone. The end. 
Sadly this isn’t followed up on yet, if at all if there isn’t more episodes next week, as the next ep with the two in it, the finale for today, has the two in seperate plots that only dovetail at the end. But this honestly feels like a posisble arc for the show; Will the two get back together and work past the issues that got them to divorce in the first place or stay divorced and move on? And regular show, with one exception i’ve ranted enough about and will again, was really good at romantic storylines eventually and this could be really intresting for a number of reasons. I’m realy hoping this isn’t just a one off ending, could be but we’ll hopefully see. Either way this episode is really damn good with both plots , while not intersecitng connecting thematically: ONe couple relives a horrifying mirorr version of their first date while a former couple goes on their first real date with other people since the split but finds they might not be as done as they thought. IT’s a good juxtopision and the whole conjoining bit is both horrifying and good Beisdes having my ship at the center i’ts just a damn good time and the best of the season so far (or at all atain the 8 episodes thing is really throwing me off). 
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Snailed It: This one should go quicker as its a much simpler ep: Emily has been working way too much and neglecting Candace, including a crypt based board game they’ve been playing for her job because she’s being a doormat. however i’ts not unresonable since said job gives them health insurance which given their lives, they REALLY need. She’s being such a doormat because she’s understandably afraid if she stands up for herself it could risk her job and they’d loose important stuff.  Emily TRIES to juggle things by doing a charity garden/publicity stunt to distract thigns at the school btu the comination of extra work from her boss and the children not actually gardening makes it fail and candace more upset. Emily finds help in the most unlikely of places: A giant talking snail that offers to let her use his magic hat to speed up time and complete the garden in exchange for some of the veggies. He’s also voiced by nice dude and mighty boosh alum noel fielding in what hoenstly feels like a boosh character got out of that universe, if their not the same unvierse which is possible, and snuck into this one.  Emily accepts, and is tempted to use the hat to do more of her job, with the snail calling her a shit parent. Fuck you man, sh’e sa good mom she’s just making mistakes. Emily decides to do it anyway and it works but she soon finds out using the hat outside the garden ages her while the snail decides fuck it and kidnaps candace by aborbing her into his stomach and making her be his legs so he can get dumplings because why not. What follows is a horrifc and tense chase between the two as candace’s life is on the line and the snail has a backup hat and emily time blasting him only makes candace age or deage, horrifyingly becoming a fetus at one point and a teenager later. It’s ar eally tense well done seen that combines the show’s usual insanity with it’s horror side to great effect Meanwhile josh feels useless since his job is less important, and he feels less important as he’s on call and skipping rocks with randy because apparently that’s what he does on call. Randy gets a great moment though, explaning to josh that h’es like the stones their skipping: he’s immoible and seemingly useless most of the time but when it matters he’s there . He’s there rock. Their support.. and naturally with emily slowly dying from her hat, a rare sentence, Josh steps upa nd saves the day via stone skipping, emily throws the hat in and the fundraiser, due to the madness, sucesffuly buired the scandal and Emily finally tells mr salt no.. and he’s really cool about it just telling her to come in a little later. Things are back on track and we’re out.  This wasn’t a bad one, but it both feels less after the prevoius episode and somehwhat simple comaprd other emily centreic episodes. WHile the snail is a great villian and noel fielding,  like rich fulcher before him, fits into this kind of world nicely. Not a bad one, just one sandwitched between two far more interesting episodes. Speaking of which, we’re in the endg ame now. Next time it’s dog days and weird fucking al baby, until very soon later days. 
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10 things you didn’t know about your old pal Bender from ‘Futurama’
Bender Bending Rodriguez may be a fictional robot from a canceled sci-fi cartoon show, but to fans, he’s so much more than that. This misanthropic, lovable antihero has anger issues and every sort of vice, but under the filth is a heart of gold. Before you start your next binge-watch of Futurama, take a gander at these fascinating facts about Bender.
10 things you never knew about Bender
1) It’s canon that Bender is a Mac
In the season 1 finale, the Planet Express crew takes a tour of the Slurm Factory where we get to see them hang out with good ole’ Slurms McKenzie. Earlier in the episode, Professor Farnsworth scans Bender with a new device called an F-Ray, whereupon we discover that our dear friend Bender is powered by a 6502 microprocessor, the same processor that was used to power the Apple II. In an interview with Vulture, writer David X. Cohen explained why. “This is straight from me,” Cohen said. “When I was in high school, I spent many of my teen years until five in the morning programming video games of my own invention, so I became extremely and intimately familiar with this chip. It ran at 1 MHz—we’re used to hearing GHz nowadays—and so you had to be a nimble programmer to get it to do what you wanted it to do.”
Screenshot via Vulture
2) Apple was all over Bender’s funeral
In season 7’s “Forty Percent Leadbelly,” the world briefly believes Bender has been killed by a train. Apple funded Bender’s funeral, though apparently in the future, the company barters for ad space. During the funeral, folk artist Silicon Red sings Bender a Mac-themed eulogy, including the lyrics:
“Then the steel driving man ran his train through the wall, and crashed him flatter than a MacBook Air, lord. Crashed him flatter than a MacBook Air.”
Screengrab via Pixa
3) Bender has a John Hughes connection 
Bender was named after John Bender from The Breakfast Club. Played by Judd Nelson, John Bender was a tough bully from the wrong side of the tracks who hid a soft and sensitive side underneath his gruff demeanor. We have no idea how that inspired Bender. 
Photo via Giphy
4) Bender’s antenna is a multitool
Bender’s antenna is more than just a transmitter. Over the course of the series it has been a beer tap, a popcorn butter pump, a flusher, a snooze button, a timer, a voice mail notification system, a voicemail deletion button, an audio tape dispenser, a pager, an unintentional cable signal blocker, and a timer for Bender’s internal digital camera.
Screengrab via Ann Marie Jukic/Pintrest
5) Bender came off the assembly line like this
Bender was built in the year 2996 in Tijuana, Mexico, by Momcorp, and he came off the assembly line as an adorable little tyke, though one with attitude. His first words as a baby were, “Bite my shiny metal ass,” spoken as he enjoyed his first beer.
Screengrab via Reddit
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6) Bender is mortal
Unlike other robots, Bender does not have a backup unit to house his data in case his body is destroyed. Momcorp saw this as a defect and had Bender ordered to be destroyed, but he was saved by Hermes. This also means if his hard drive is destroyed, he will die once and for all.
Screengrab via YouTube
7) Despite being born in 2996, Bender is one of the oldest beings on Earth
In the movie “Bender’s Big Score,”we learn that Bender is actually millions of years old thanks to his use of the Time Sphere. Time travel through the Time Sphere is one way, so each time Bender is sent back in time he’s forced to wait thousands of years in the limestone cave under Planet Express. There is no exact accounting of how old Bender currently is on the show.
Photo via The Infosphere
8) Bender has a soul
Although he lacks a backup unit, Bender apparently does have a soul. In “Ghosts in the Machines,” he is killed by Lynn, an ex-girlfriend and suicide booth. His ghost haunts the Earth, only able to communicate by possessing other robots until he proves himself worthy of resurrection by saving Fry’s life. Apparently, his soul left his body without his hard drive being destroyed. At least he had fun as a ghost.
Photo via Tenor
9) Don’t assume you know Bender’s family history
Bender’s grandmother was a bulldozer. We learn this fact in “The Beast with a Billion Backs,” when Leela is trying to shame him into trying harder during a game. Leela shouts, “Come on, Bender, your grandmother could push harder than that!” Bender says, “No crap! My grandmother was a bulldozer.” Way to gender shame, Leela.
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10) Bender’s most common words are only partly what you’d expect
Although his character is known for a wide range of profanity, it isn’t until “War is the H-word” that we officially learn Bender’s most frequently uttered words. They are:
1. Ass 2.Daffodil 3. Shiny 4. My 5. Bite 6. Pimpmobile 7. Up 8. Yours 9. Chumpette 10. Chump
Photo via YouTube
Editor’s note: This article is regularly updated for relevance.
Source: http://allofbeer.com/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-your-old-pal-bender-from-futurama/
from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2018/05/26/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-your-old-pal-bender-from-futurama/
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10 things you didn’t know about your old pal Bender from ‘Futurama’
Bender Bending Rodriguez may be a fictional robot from a canceled sci-fi cartoon show, but to fans, he’s so much more than that. This misanthropic, lovable antihero has anger issues and every sort of vice, but under the filth is a heart of gold. Before you start your next binge-watch of Futurama, take a gander at these fascinating facts about Bender.
10 things you never knew about Bender
1) It’s canon that Bender is a Mac
In the season 1 finale, the Planet Express crew takes a tour of the Slurm Factory where we get to see them hang out with good ole’ Slurms McKenzie. Earlier in the episode, Professor Farnsworth scans Bender with a new device called an F-Ray, whereupon we discover that our dear friend Bender is powered by a 6502 microprocessor, the same processor that was used to power the Apple II. In an interview with Vulture, writer David X. Cohen explained why. “This is straight from me,” Cohen said. “When I was in high school, I spent many of my teen years until five in the morning programming video games of my own invention, so I became extremely and intimately familiar with this chip. It ran at 1 MHz—we’re used to hearing GHz nowadays—and so you had to be a nimble programmer to get it to do what you wanted it to do.”
Screenshot via Vulture
2) Apple was all over Bender’s funeral
In season 7’s “Forty Percent Leadbelly,” the world briefly believes Bender has been killed by a train. Apple funded Bender’s funeral, though apparently in the future, the company barters for ad space. During the funeral, folk artist Silicon Red sings Bender a Mac-themed eulogy, including the lyrics:
“Then the steel driving man ran his train through the wall, and crashed him flatter than a MacBook Air, lord. Crashed him flatter than a MacBook Air.”
Screengrab via Pixa
3) Bender has a John Hughes connection 
Bender was named after John Bender from The Breakfast Club. Played by Judd Nelson, John Bender was a tough bully from the wrong side of the tracks who hid a soft and sensitive side underneath his gruff demeanor. We have no idea how that inspired Bender. 
Photo via Giphy
4) Bender’s antenna is a multitool
Bender’s antenna is more than just a transmitter. Over the course of the series it has been a beer tap, a popcorn butter pump, a flusher, a snooze button, a timer, a voice mail notification system, a voicemail deletion button, an audio tape dispenser, a pager, an unintentional cable signal blocker, and a timer for Bender’s internal digital camera.
Screengrab via Ann Marie Jukic/Pintrest
5) Bender came off the assembly line like this
Bender was built in the year 2996 in Tijuana, Mexico, by Momcorp, and he came off the assembly line as an adorable little tyke, though one with attitude. His first words as a baby were, “Bite my shiny metal ass,” spoken as he enjoyed his first beer.
Screengrab via Reddit
READ MORE:
11 intergalactic facts about ‘Starship Troopers’
12 magical facts about ‘Gravity Falls’
10 plucky facts about Disney’s ‘DuckTales’ you never knew
20 schwifty facts about Adult Swim’s ‘Rick and Morty’
6) Bender is mortal
Unlike other robots, Bender does not have a backup unit to house his data in case his body is destroyed. Momcorp saw this as a defect and had Bender ordered to be destroyed, but he was saved by Hermes. This also means if his hard drive is destroyed, he will die once and for all.
Screengrab via YouTube
7) Despite being born in 2996, Bender is one of the oldest beings on Earth
In the movie “Bender’s Big Score,”we learn that Bender is actually millions of years old thanks to his use of the Time Sphere. Time travel through the Time Sphere is one way, so each time Bender is sent back in time he’s forced to wait thousands of years in the limestone cave under Planet Express. There is no exact accounting of how old Bender currently is on the show.
Photo via The Infosphere
8) Bender has a soul
Although he lacks a backup unit, Bender apparently does have a soul. In “Ghosts in the Machines,” he is killed by Lynn, an ex-girlfriend and suicide booth. His ghost haunts the Earth, only able to communicate by possessing other robots until he proves himself worthy of resurrection by saving Fry’s life. Apparently, his soul left his body without his hard drive being destroyed. At least he had fun as a ghost.
Photo via Tenor
9) Don’t assume you know Bender’s family history
Bender’s grandmother was a bulldozer. We learn this fact in “The Beast with a Billion Backs,” when Leela is trying to shame him into trying harder during a game. Leela shouts, “Come on, Bender, your grandmother could push harder than that!” Bender says, “No crap! My grandmother was a bulldozer.” Way to gender shame, Leela.
READ MORE:
What the heck is a plumbus?
The joyful, existential dread of Mr. Meeseeks
Who is Mr. Poopy Butthole?***
‘Rick and Morty’ quotes that’ll blow your mind and crush your soul
10) Bender’s most common words are only partly what you’d expect
Although his character is known for a wide range of profanity, it isn’t until “War is the H-word” that we officially learn Bender’s most frequently uttered words. They are:
1. Ass 2.Daffodil 3. Shiny 4. My 5. Bite 6. Pimpmobile 7. Up 8. Yours 9. Chumpette 10. Chump
Photo via YouTube
Editor’s note: This article is regularly updated for relevance.
from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-your-old-pal-bender-from-futurama/
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