#this heard secondhand from my sis so mr imperioli is the Best Guess as she didn’t remember the name exactly & this sounded right to her

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my dad is so deeply cringefail but sometimes he has his moments that I want to meme so hard about on here. apparently he once met michael ‘christopher moltisanti of hbo’s the sopranos’ imperioli in front of a restaurant and had a (probably otherwise polite) conversation with the man in which he said something to the effect that he was glad imperioli stopped (?) smoking the Evil Cancer Sticks? like guaranteed he used the phrase cancer sticks. which is true about the cancer risk of cigarettes, but cmon dude no need to be shamey about it.

#this heard secondhand from my sis so mr imperioli is the Best Guess as she didn’t remember the name exactly & this sounded right to her #woulda been even funnier if it was mr tony himself bc james gandolfini kinda looks like my uncle/my dad’s brother #shoutout to his relationship to being on submarines (aka: failed his psych eval HUGE L crying-laughing emoji) #my dad sucks & i use Cringefail in its most derogatory sense. gollum-type character like damn girl you live like this #loreposting on main #cancer mention