#this is my renfield 2023 propaganda btw

[dracwife]

my hot take is that most interpretations of a "modern" dracula are boring actually. because they all just try to make him like, a dude. and however much sense that may make from the perspective of "he needs to blend in" like...its lame as hell. part of the reason he is so interesting is because he is like dramatic and wildly over the top right. like when i see a boring british man and they try to tell me "its dracula" i immediately dont care anymore. bc like for a legendary figure of vampirism why is he so fucking NORMAL then. and dont you DARE tell me he wouldnt do numbers on goth tiktok looking like he just walked off the monster squad set i DONT care. give me silly poorly done hungarian accents. give me extravagant flashy goofy outfits with huge flowing capes. give me giant fangs and red eyes and magic powers WHO gives a fuck i dont want to see a well adjusted man in a two piece suit tweeting on his iphone for you to tell me its LITERALLY count dracula i want an emaciated little creature struggling to preheat the oven and hissing at the motion activated yard lights.

#this is my renfield 2023 propaganda btw #dex.txt #ee ee #ᴀ ᴛᴀsᴛᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪᴠɪɴᴇ | r. － c.d.