#this is the new toy I got LMAO

[phexart]

Felt like doodling my adult children last week

I'd like to clean this up but I've been struggling lately so I figured I could post the sketchy versions for now since I haven't been doing much

#neopets #funny thing is i got a cool robe for my lenny like right after drawing this so hes not wearing a cape no more #the shoyru is my first ever pet and I'm not quite sure how I want to make him look yet! but he's comfy for now #they were unpainted for 20 years ty new neopet paintbrush economy lmao #also i accidently stumbled on my magma pool timeslot which was very cool #but i have a toy paintbrush in reserve and toy bori is so cute..... #ive considered painting my shoyru magma and my bori toy but shoyru don't have cool fire effect thigns in the store #anyway ill shut up now sorry for not posting much art but im struggling sdfsg

[unproduciblesmackdown]

mordecai is the first funny bitch like spends 90% of his time literally just standing there going "i'm dapressed" to himself while everyone in the vicinity takes potshots and then he's clocking in for the night shift where for the next 9 hours people go "god mordecai would it kill you to act like you're having more fun at the [kills you] factory"

#The First Funny Bitch as a phrase from the ''cain was the first funny bitch'' post that i will use with some flexibility. yaknow. #i love going like oh boy a coworker triumvirate. their funny little guy (other duo going ''i want him dead'') #though it's unfair to the savoys lmfao if he's at best sometimes a desk toy to them: they do at least keep calling him babygirl #and giving him special mordecai invitations (by not inviting him) to their hotel room to try to marry him #so if nothing else we do appreciate adding a ton of flair to [afflicting the autistic coworker] #in turn i appreciate that mordecai and viktor's dynamic probably consisted of mutual ''i Do Not Care if my coworker seems weird'' #but outside of that; was anyone at lackadaisy aggrieving mordecai with the style & variety that the savoys bring....perhaps not #an upgrade in that realm....and there seems to be Some mutual [i do not care if my coworker seems weird] there again too lol #even while they've all probably been working together like half a week & haven't all worn their getalong sweater long enough #and already mordecai is doing his [not just literally standing there] rogue lone mystery solving deal lmao. wild card that he is #lackadaisy #oh also speaking of [before mordecai went grr i Hate still working here; ripped off the fridge door; went & got a new Hated job] #it's pure bonus comic realm & particularly Elevated Silly Goofs genre at that; but #points for ivy having that Younger Sibling dynamic w/mordecai w/the implication she takes his forbidden condiments index seriously #and like; in general lol not even just a [it's serious when it comes to dealing with this weird guy] way. all the more powerful for that #wait i nearly forgot to mention the hot new otp: mordecai / j.j. #that's right [sad trombone] providing guy. i know enough. first funny bitch 4 first funny bitch. #[guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass] 4 [guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass] #and ofc because it is funny in & of itself. & basically like Your New OC. so much room to maneuver that you cannot crash #also hmm like if your nickname for someone is Maybe ''annoying mf'' does it cancel out....eh #numbers flying around intense focus like everything points to ''hatchet would directly translate to hatchette not petit hache'' #and if you mon petit hache it (read this w/such a meter that it all rhymes) #900 tons of restraint not going ''wow this is just like analyzing billions'' & by even saying i've managed to avoid as much; now i haven't

[thresholdbb]

Extremely normal about them

#I got a new nightstand and wanted to pay my respects #do I have TWO mutant Tom toys? absolutely I do #which means I have 6 salamander babies #also lmao at how toy Janeway sits #also WHY THE FUCK are Janeway’s accessories all pink smh #LISTEN I am very upset that my attention is now divided between having a job and my hyperfixation #back in the world of fighting institutionalized racism in an institution that does not want to confront its racism and I hate it #I’d put them at work but they don’t all know what a weirdo I am yet #I have to be at a middle school at seven in the morning why do we do this to children this is ridiculous #every day is threshold day #thresholdbb is threshold posting again

[realasslesbian]

Just thinking bout that time when I was freshly homeless and figured 'well maybe I should bite the bullet and finally ask for help' and was turned away from every shelter, every charity, laughed out of all homeless services, oftentimes with the strong implication that they had hordes of baby mamas they had to keep in their mansions, so how dare childless lil me ask for a loaf of bread.

So, with irl services having left my childless ass to die on the street, I figured I'd post on r/Assistance on Reddit, since I assumed that was for assisting all types of females, not just single mothers, but alas no. My post about living in my car while recovering from skin cancer surgery, could someone just shout me $20 for antibiotics, I will pay you back, was completely ignored bc the next post was 'my lil munchkin never seen the wiggles can someone pay for our plane tickets and accommodation thx' and that seemed to be a theme, both on the r/Assistance subreddit and irl, where females with actual problems but no kids were ignored, while single mothers and their extremely extravagant requests were more than accommodated.

So I made a post about it, got mostly other childfree females agreeing, and then the r/Assistance mods caught wind of a childfree expressing an opinion and abused me right out of the subreddit, just like every other 'charity' I've ever interacted with. You know, just being all 'how tf dare your selfish homeless ass ask for assistance on the r/Assistance subreddit when we have all these single mothers on $3000/week welfare who need us to buy a solid gold pram for the next baby they planning to have'. Eventually I got back on my feet all by myself, no help from anyone, because there is no help for childfree women.

So moral of the story: contrary to how women with kids bang on all day about how hard their life is, in fact life is a lot harder for childfree women, because society deliberately makes it that way🙃

#literally tho #the amount of times someone at a charitable organisation has called me selfish #to my face #for asking for the bare minimum they purportedly provide #and oftentimes make a big song and dance everyday about providing #and meanwhile some lady with three screaming kids of a leash is walking out the same place with an entire houseload of shit #groceries furniture toys new iPhone #all carried out by an army of people falling over themselves to help this lady #who got herself into her own damn situation by having these kids #and I'm apparently always the piece of shit for struggling through no fault of my own #the amount of money I've seen just thrown at single mothers #like it would take %1 of that to have gotten me off the street #but how dare I even ask a charity at all actually since I don't have kids I should just starve lmao #anyway #just my experience #childfree #anti natalism #overpopulation

[the-everqueen]

hero of the evening is merricat, who caught and killed a roach that got inside when i brought in some packages. all that Worm chasing has made her a formidable foe.

#merricat tag #i did not realize that was what she had caught and was playing with until i got closer #and then i uh. disposed of it. #merricat was very put out that i took her new fun toy from her #i'm just absurdly grateful to her bc roaches and most insectile pests are a HUGE nope for me #like i specifically picked this apartment to live in bc of location convenience and bc it had the least mentions of pests in reviews #every time i've encountered a roach or Bug ANYWHERE i've lived i spend a solid night having anxiety about What It Means #this is the crippling ocd lmao #i'm not a clean freak but dear lord do i have squicks around cleanliness

[izzy-b-hands]

Trying to make my brain do anything today has just been case after case of 'well, half-assed is better than nothing I guess.'

#text post #idk why i have such bad post-survey mental dips every time but I always do #literally last night before end of my shift was like okay brain. it's ok that we aren't working after this. this is fine. #there's another survey in two weeks (for ONCE they told us in advance) and in the in between other things I can do to keep making some mone #and I felt really confident abt that at that point! wish that confidence hadn't been so misplaced bc I did in fact spiral #was actually exhausted enough to just eat shower and sleep after work but the shower was just a big spiral w/crying and scrubbing lmao #whatever. did a mini vid in the new outfit i have for the side job and will do dishes tonight #plus I'll get my shot done bc that's a day late now too #prolific and cloud i got a bit done too and i'll keep checking those thru the night #i actually wanna play gta for a bit & try it with the controller but i feel guilty every time i so much as look at steam so. we'll see #i just need to do something else useful today bc tomorrow will be a full filming day most likely so. gotta make today useful too #I know it must sound like im not really trying to work with my brain on this but i shit u not #this is my brain when im actively employing coping skills and other things to try and counteract the 'work or die' mindset #i dont know how to make it any better and at this point I don't think I can #this was baked into me as a kid lmao bc even playing needed to have a point/story/some goal to achieve #or why the fuck was i playing with my barbies or metal toy cars or dinosaur and horse figurines to begin with #im rambling to put off doing the dishes ignore me lmao

[nylwnder]

here’s some beau content to end christmas day 🥹

#LOOK AT THE PJS WE GOT HIM IM CRYING OVER HOW ADORABLE THEY ARE ON HIM #and ofc he loved the new toy i bought him (but when does he not love a new toy to destroy? lmao) #he’s also the best at posing so yeah 🥰🥰🥰 #beau <333333333333333 tag #g! talks personal

[imwritesometimes]

also my mom told me on the way home that when I was born my cousin and my mom's bff's daughter got in a big fight at the hospital over their barbies and my mom said her daughter (me!) was never gonna play with barbie! Barbie wasn't the kinda toy her daughter would play with!

So my aunt got me my first barbie for my 1st birthday and I got allll the barbies my cousin didn't want anymore and eventually the whole family got me so many barbies I had a giant tub of them and I even had a barbie limo! and I'd put my kitten in it with barbie and they'd run over ken & my mom was so happy I had barbies like she did lol

#I still remember the 'barbie tub' as we called it it was like a powder blue rubermaid container and I put stickers all over it #I had a lot of like.... not Name Brand barbies and then a lot of hand me downs #I remember I got principal's list one year and as a reward my dad took me to toys r us and I got the BRAND NEW!!!! Pioneer Barbie! #it was the biggest deal EVER!! #any my sweet sweet sweet gay great uncle! he had no children of his own so ANY holiday or anything #I got a cool barbie! and the one year I got a purple convertible for barbie! #and how much my parents complained abt walking on Barbie shoes when they'd come to wake me up for school lmao #erin explains it all

[nomaishuttle]

like pirating is so normal 2 me i forget there r ppl who r like antipiracy which btw is stupid. obviously

#LIKE. IDK ITS JUST WEIRD. WDYM YOUR PARENTS JUST.. BOUGHT MOVIES ?????? did you not eat as a child. be serious #that happens sm where ill be like haha. yeah. you guys remember the ol 'oh im not hungry' trick your dad used to pull #and everybodys like what. no and im like no you know where hed be like oh im not hungry but after everybody else ate hed grab the leftovers #it is like annoying. like i understand not everybody grew up in poverty but the way ppl will act like its likee. insane #there was this one time where we were doing wants vs needs for 4th grade #and one kid was like a need is having your own room. and i was like <- shared a room with both of my siblings at the time Thats not true #and everybody in my class looked at me like i was crazy. like ok laura sorry your basement movie theater is bigger than my apt but we cant #all live like that. thats true btw there were these twins and they had a halloween sleepover party and they hsd to invite me bc class rule #and it was so like. there house was hugeeeee we didnt even go to their rooms bc 'they were messy' #but we just hjng out in the basement where there was legit a movie theater. and an entire seperate living room from their main living room #which we also werenr allowed to go in #genuinely think its bc they were forced to invite the poor kids Lmao. so we werent allowed to go to the main house #lest we get our poverty germs everywhere or steal something #but yeah it was awesome. but i also think that was one of my huge Oh life is unfair radicalization moments #but i mention likee. even lighthearted shit from my childhood. and ppl r like O_O THAT SOUNDS SO TRAUMATIC #and its like. the traumatizing part of poverty isnt like #being close witj my siblings and having done a lot of activities outside of like. going to disneyland #or getting a new toy every week. yk...im not saying poverty isnt traumatizing bc it is but its like #annoying that you mention anything abt it and evrrybody in a 50 mile radius is like POOR THANG!!! like. no i think its funny that we always #got rly shitty junker cars that my grandpa sold to my mom. i was joking sbt the fact that my moms never had a car eith functioning brakes #i wasnt like. asking for pity #but whatevrr

[usurp-me-ursine]

sooo... imagine I have you on your bed, hands tied up so you can't push me off, legs in a spreader bar so you can't close them.. what would you want me to do next? how can I make you feel good while also making you squirm and whimper? 😌

(tumblr tell me when i get an ask challenge)

hmmm... i think you could start off leaving lots of hickeys on my inner thighs, tease me until im dripping and begging

after you decide im desperate enough, spread my folds and mock me for how wet i am when you havent even touched me yet, maybe slip a finger or two in to hear me whine, then make me taste myself

and honestly, does it even matter what i want you to do? after all, im completely at your mercy, helpless and exposed... im powerless to stop however you want to torture me 🤤

#fuck i got so wet typing this #nsft #ns4w #trans nsft #ftm nsft #might have to try out my new toy tonight after this lmao

[logangarfield]

Went overboard with my dog's Christmas presents because this is a completely normal thing we do

#my mom gave me $50 for my dog #and i spent all 50 lmao #and yet she was shocked #i DID forget she got him 4 of his favorite biscuits and i got 10 #so hes good for awhile #and my mom didnt put the bag of stuff away #so before i wrapped everything he stole of his toys 😂 #we did not take it away he got it early #and yes he does open his presents with help #no he does not get all of the treats in a week #we save the treats for dinner bath time vet visits nail trimmings stuff like that #hes spoiled #meanwhile my cat got 4 things which are 3 bags of treats and a new kicker because he doesnt play much #and my beardie has worms and a stocking and elf costume #were very normal about our pets #kaylee talks

[ranger-kellyn]

i honestly just....can't figure out what i'm going to do for my 13th writing anniversary 😅 i'm already a day late and have no ideas so......

regardless of any anniversary post, if you've ever read anything of mine, thank you!!! from the bottom of my heart!!! 💛 i wouldn't be where i am today without the support and feedback i've received over the years. 🤍🖤🤍🖤

#i thought about 13 years 13 wips #but i've got a million outlines/idea pages #not enough proper words to really share #plus #fuck that would be a HUGE post lol #i've also toyed with it being 13 the taylor swift number #pulling out 13 instances of me using or being inspired by her lyrics in my works #but most of that would just be sections from getaway car and second chances lmao #if i had planned better maybe i would have drawn a new 'cover' for my fic getaway car #but even though i know i've gotten better i still like that cover haha #writing anniversary

[randomstupidchaos]

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#got a new toy in the mail today #and of course my mom lives with me #so she accepted delivery of the package #and was like #you got a package #it says it has a lithium battery #and I wracked my brain all day #like oh no she's going to ask what it is #what could I get with a battery #I already have a new remote for my tv #so I said it was a new roku remote #lmao #you would think me of all people #would remember that packages #with lithium batteries are marked

[s17s17]

My old elementary building. I didn't remember anything about the outside of the building, aside from it was really pink. The inside is actually burnt into my mind, for whatever reason. The basement was dope.

#mine #old as hell #columbine elementary #I guess it was the pink from a columbine flower?? maybe? #specifically I remember the main office principals office nurses office Zone with the attached stairs down #into the counselors office. she had a good ass selection of toys and that's all I cared about #getting to the bathroom from the carpeted gym was through a maintenance hallway that looked like a new england basement #I always got in trouble for trying to explore instead of going to pee because that shit ruled #I can see it all like I'm standing there #too bad they tore that shit down and built another less attractive school there. It's just bricks concrete and steel #also the cafeteria was an entire separate building on the far end of the property. don't ask why lmao

[mechahero]

//WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROY.ALE HIGH IS GETTING A DOLL LINE?

#//just got the news about it and i'm so confused #//like yeah rob.lox based toys aren't too uncommon but rh?? #//might semi play the hell out of that game but it's got so many problems it's not even funny #//also it's just kind of weird too #//it's even getting a castle playset and it's like the only completed version of the castle bc the in game one isn't even finished yet LMAO #//don't mind this i'm just confused??? i suppose? #backup log {ooc}

[lesbianseaweed]

not my mom pointing out that as a child I didn't really play with toys

I only played with puzzles or games that had specific rules or a specific way to play with

any other toy I had would just basically be used as decoration

I remember one time I got a dollhouse and the only thing I did was set up the house and dolls exactly how they were in the box and then never played with it again

other people only flagged it as weird when I got older and started giving away toys and all of them were in brand new condition

anyways, I never got diagnosed with anything until I was 16yo 🥰

#i treated every toy as a collectible lmao #i still have 2 boxes with my old toys and they're all brand new and most of them have all the pieces #if the toy doesnt come with instructions on how to play then i didnt want them #me remembering the my little pony dolls whose only purpose (bedsides feeding the hyperfixation) was to stand next to me while i watched mlp #i got diagnosed with adhd #but maybe i should look up the criteria for autism diagnosis #bc this is starting to sond too much like the lining up toys stereotype