#tho that person definitely should have noticed i mixed up dumpsters and garbage trucks lmao

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fellas i think i'm winning college (wrote 900+ words of a 1359 word essay while eating lunch with like 4 different status effects in barely over an hour before class where it would be peer-assessed and the person who read it said it was very well written and Powerful)

#trousled dumb #get . on my level #by barely an hour before class i mean i STARTED typing an hour & a half before class. i finished with like 15 minutes left #then showed up 10 mins late anyway bc i had to print it out and the fucking printer didnt have PAPER #but still. i think if there were real life achievements i would have earned one for that #best believe i didn't proofread shit i just let the gods decide and i guess they took pity on me <3 #tho that person definitely should have noticed i mixed up dumpsters and garbage trucks lmao #turns out the trick to dissolving any flaws in a horrifically rushed essay is to say shit like Home Is A Living Thing That Can And Will Die