#though at least one of the moles was definitely just a 2nd degree murder

[nefja]

Name the crimes your dog has commited. Expose them.

#nefja has commited 1st degree murder #(about 20 mice and 5 moles) #though at least one of the moles was definitely just a 2nd degree murder #assault #breaking and entering #stalking #disturbing the peace when she sees delivery vans #robbery or burglary depending who you ask #and tax evasion #she's actually never filed her taxes