#tim drake is lame campaign

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Tim Drake is the kinda guy who has one of those fidget spinner knives cuz he's chronically online and thinks they're cool.

(They're not cool, they get banned from young justice briefings because everyone including Tim gets distracted by them)

#people should allow tim drake to be more annoying and cringe #like if yall actually knew him you probably wouldnt like him 1st of all cuz hes a white boy so its ON SIGHT #2nd he was probably on reddit in middle school and you know what that fuckin means #and 3rd because not only is he a white online reddit boy hes also a self insert mc girl because he saw and empty robin suit and thought #free realestate #tim drake #tim drake is lame campaign #red robin #batman #DC #this isnt a hot take or a take at all really i am just reading straight from tims diary

[luwupercal]

actually, here’s a a compilation of some of my favourite moments from my current dnd campaign i’m DMing, in no particular order, from memoryish

“those bastards wanted to steal my tits” “your WHAT?”

“did you just crit at hiding food from bears?”

“you said mild cliffhanger MILD JULIEN THAT WAS NOT MILD” (lol)

me adding a hammer and sickle emoji to the server bc half the party is really into spreading marxist propaganda between overworked factory people (aka the All Battlemages Are Bastards convo)

“[beloved npc]’s dad trans king?” (message immediately gets three pogchamp reactions)

our cleric constantly making flower crowns. not necessarily funny, just cute

me mentioning a character’s ex wife took the kids and all my players immediately fucking nonstop sending divorce memes

the whole “the birds are watching us” thing

THE HELL BEARS that spent an entire session being fucking unkillable

also one time someone stalked them and they tried to draw them out in five different ones and failed at literally All of them it was extremely funny

everyone absolutely loving this one NPC, Tim, who has been unanimously declared Small Baby Man Must Be Protected At All Costs

And Also Our Cleric Showed Him Cheapo Romance Novel Smut (heavily implied to be specifically from Mated to the Dragon of Nocturne)

our cleric thinks your love story is lame and the love story her goddess featured in is cooler. (she is right because divine lesbians are cool)

one of the PCs is a bear, like the animal, like a sentient bear animal, and whenever one of us sees a funni bear jpeg we send it to the chat

our small tiny cleric, the shortest party member by a solid foot, just a small gay tiefling, being also the most OP party member AND being the first one to actually Kill A Person, who wasn’t even like, someone they needed to defend themselves from? he was just threatening above mentioned beloved NPC Tim, which, fair enough, but he had just had half his face accidentally melted/burnt off by Tim and the cleric just kind of fucking pressed her hand to his face and Inflict Wounds’d him to death. Necromancy Is Based, etc, etc

“is he hot?” “... (sharp inhale) so remember when i asked you guys the other day a y/n on gilf NPCs--?”

also the fact that i named a plot important NPC Drake Mallard as a joke and it STUCK i havent even watched a single episode of darkwing duck

#off topic jules #dnd stories #dnd stuff