#tobedisastrous

[unseenking]

@tobedisastrous continued from here

          gods  and  their  delusions ,  to  think  he'd  be  able  to  keep  this  a  secret .  truth  be  told  the  way  the  news  travelled  faster  than  his  own  wife  whose  presence  throughout  the  palace  brought  a  wave  of  silence  with  her  was  proof  of  his  realm's  max  efficiency ,  his  workaholic  brain  made  a  note  of  that  if  not  only  for  a  split  second  before  the  haunting  feeling  settled  in  .  he  knew  trouble  was  coming  even  before  the  nymph  could  bend  and  whisper  in  his  ear  about  the  two  women's  encounter  -  the  nymph  hadn't  been  able  to  inform  him  about  the  aftermath  before  his  dark  eyes  set  on  that  door  a  second  before  the  goddess  could  open  it  and  he  could  feel  the  rage  of  a  once  very  foreign  presence  now  turned  into  one  that  seemed  to  fit  her  surroundings  perfectly .

          minthe ,  the  nymph  that  was  once  his  lover  struggled  deeply  to  let  go  of  the  past ,  but  for  a  while  he'd  been  able  to  contain  her  jealousy ,  he'd  been  able  to  make  her  understand  that  he  was  now  married  to  persephone ,  the  love  of  his  life  -  of  course ,  that  didn't  last  long  and  before  he  knew  he  was  starting  to  avoid  places  where  he  knew  she'd  visit  and  changing  his  schedule  often  to  confuse  the  nymph  ,  all  knowledge  acquired  during  their  time  together  -  their  intimacy  in  the  past  proved  to  be  very  useful  even  then .  the  nymph's  fixation  on  the  god  would  someday  get  them  in  trouble ,  deep  down  he  knew  that  it  was  only  a  matter  of  time ,  and  that  day  seemed  to  be  the  day  that  the  nymph  flew  too  close  to  the  sun  and  tasted  persephone's  rage .

          he  takes  a  deep  breath ,  he  knew  his  words  would  mean  next  to  nothing  when  she'd  seemingly  already  made  up  a  solid  image  of  what  was  happening  between  him  and  minthe  and  still  he  had  to  try .  he  is  contrasting  his  wife's  agitated  posture ,  unlike  her  he  is  being  very  careful  with  his next  words  and future  accusations ,  he  had  to  play  his  cards  right ,  after  all  she  did  have  a  temper  that  resembled  zeus  -  and  hades  knew  zeus .    "  — and  we're  having  this  conversation ..  persephone ,  sweetheart ..  minthe  is  not  my  concubine ..  "    he  starts  off  only  paying  half - attention  to  his  words  at  the  moment ,  the  other  half  was  focused  on  signalling  the  staff  to  leave  the  room ,  dismissing  them  could  potentially  drop  the  number  of  pour  souls  that  would  inevitably  be  affected  by  this .    "  where  did  you  hear  that ?  from  minthe  herself ? "    he  already  knew ,  but  he  needed  to  keep  her  distracted  should  she  suddenly  turn  her  rage  against  the  staff  now  nearly  out  the  door .    "  must  i  point  out  how  incredibly  one-sided  that  is ?  let  me  explain ,  and  please  take  a  deep  breath ..  "

#tobedisastrous #are you ready for this? cause i'm not lool #you know hades is nervous when he says more than two sentences in a row lmao #( // interactions )

[taleswrittena]

@tobedisastrous​ sent ∗ 76﹕ sender  is  caught  snooping  in  receiver’s  things . ( Anita @ dream/Morpheus )

100 NONVERBAL PROMPTS

Status: ACCEPTING

When he returns to his realm, the last thing he expects to see is someone snooping through his things. How did she even get here and why is she snooping around? What is she looking for?

Eyes squint at her in suspicion, the last time someone stole from him, it did not go so well. She would be wise not to steal again. He has kept a watchful eye over his own things he needs, that help aide him with his powers, so he is not worried about that.

However, he still does not like meddlers or thieves. “If there is something of value you are expecting to find, I’m afraid you will disappointed. Who are you and why are you in my realm?”

#tobedisastrous #pls feel free to reply!! #morpheus interactions

[alwaysthesitter]

NSFW GIF ; #6 (Nancy or Caed)

“Ugh, God, Nancy...shit....” He was moaning, hardly able to compute when it came to the woman in front of him. The fact that, after everything that had happened to them, she was back in his arms again? Felt like a fucking fever dream, if he were being honest. And Steve wasn’t going to let it slip between his fingers, not ever again. He had originally thought he’d play it at a slow pace, show Nancy Wheeler just how much he had changed as a person. But when Nancy had said she had missed him in that lustful tone, all that was blown to the wind. At least for now. 

Being inside of her again felt like all the terrors they had experienced were so far in the past. Feeling her tight warmth around his cock as he pounded into her from behind, even admiring the slick sound of their bodies coming together. He was on his knees, balancing her up as well, an arm around her neck for support, but nothing that would hurt her. No, never, he never wanted to hurt her. Not again, not again. And God, was she beautiful. Looking down at their positions, he watched the way her breasts bounced, and Steve was surprised he didn’t cum right then and there. 

No, he wanted this to last. Wanted her to cum first, if he could help it. Hand moved down between her wet folds, groaning and biting into her shoulder blade. “You’re so wet for me, Nance...” He panted, his fingers finding her like clockwork. Like they hadn’t been apart for years. Steve still knew everything that got her screaming, got her feeling good, and his thumb instantly dipped between the mounds of flesh, putting pressure on her clit and rubbing in gentle, teasing circles as he thrust upwards into her, hard and fast. 

“Does that feel good, baby? I want to make you feel so good for me.” 

@tobedisastrous 

#[answered*] #[nsfw*] #tobedisastrous #no icon for this because it would take away from how sexy this is

[kinghaargrove]

Sexy Time + top 3 kinks

Billy has to answer Secksy Questions! || @tobedisastrous

❝ — Top three? Hard to narrow it down, there's a few contenders. Let's see... ❞

❝ Oral is a huge one. Receiving, or giving, but I sure do love to give. To take my partner apart, over and over, to wring them out, wring them dry, make them scream my name, feel their thighs squeeze around my head... I like knowing I'm doing a good job. I like to please.

another top contender, marking. Bites, scratches, hickies, hair pulling, I want to feel it for days. I want to press on the places my partner has been and feel them there even if we're apart. I like my partners being rough with me, not holding back. I like when they want it, too, knowing I don't have to hold back as much. It's rare I don't have to hold back at all, but I live for those moments.

last, but not least — though I like to lead and be in control, being restrained and having control taken, is a big one. Whether that's to a bedframe, or tied in pretty knots with shibari. Makes me fucking crazy to be at my partner's mercy, held back, to be used like their pretty toy. If you think you got what it takes to hold me down and make me wild, you've got my full attention. ❞

#tobedisastrous #[ 8 MILLION YEARS LATER FHDJSKFH ] #♔ hc

[atimebombarcarchive]

SEND IN 📜 AND I’LL USE THIS INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR USING YOUR MUSE AND MY MUSE. (PLEASE SPECIFY HOW MANY MUSES//WHICH MUSES FOR MULTIMUSE BLOGS!!) - @tobedisastrous 

#tobedisastrous #MUSE / Brunnhilde #nadiaedits #[ i started with the last one because it was just a funny imagine in my head ]

[scapegrce]

❛   do you wanna get out of here ?   ❜      tara asked as she sat perched by the open window in her sister’s room.      unsure if   [ @tobedisastrous​ ]   chrissy would be up for SNEAKING OUT , tara felt a pull to ask her elder sister to come.      to get out of this DAMN HOUSE and get some air that didn’t have the poisoned taint of their mother’s perfume.      after all , while she may not have been home much as of late , tara wasn’t BLIND to the toll chrissy had been taking.      ❛   this town is actualy pretty cool at NIGHT   ❜

#tobedisastrous #vtbt

[silverscreengoldenpages]

Always Bring A Goat To A Wedding

@tobedisastrous​: Sigyn

“Oh, come now,“ Loki took a step closer, that glimmer of trouble that always hung in his eyes softened by a smile. He moved around his wife, hands resting on her shoulders, and lips close to her ear, “You can’t entirely disapprove or I would not have seen you laugh. Besides, show me the law that says one is not allowed to strap one’s self to a goat and I’ll do it again.“ Well, projection of a goat, projection of himself, but no one else need know that. A joke wasn’t funny at all if it hurt him.

While the opportunity presented itself, the young prince snuck a kiss onto Sigyn’s cheek and then he was gone again, flopping down onto a plush couch. He huffed, “Well, I made that dreadful giantess laugh and that’s something, I suppose. Come on, Sige, it was a little funny.“

#tobedisastrous #tobedisastrous: ABAGTAW #Muse: Loki Odinson

[kinghaargrove]

Sexy Time + top fantasy

Billy has to answer Secksy Questions! || @tobedisastrous

❝ Well ... ❞

          ❝ I want to be used, like a toy. I want to have control taken from me. God, I don't want to think about anything else but what's next for an entire day. An entire weekend. In my top fantasy, I don't want to think at all. Tie me up and use me how you see fit, fill me up, mark me, edge me, make me break, I'd savour every second of it. ❞

#tobedisastrous #prettybrawler #♔ hc #[ hhhhhhhh ] #nsft txt

[shieldretired]

Preference for top or bottom? Monogamous? Open relationship? Polyamorous? Deep and slow? Hard and fast? What’s your character’s preference?

nsfw questions meme (still accepting)

Preference for top or bottom?

“I don’t really have a preference, but if I really had to pick one, I’d say I like topping 1 % more.”

Monogamous? Open relationship? Polyamorous?

“Definitely monogamous. I don’t like the idea of my partner having sex with someone else, and I guess I’m too old-fashioned to even consider the latter.”

Deep and slow? Hard and fast?

“Deep and slow and I guess a little vanilla. Looking into each other's eyes, taking your time instead of rushing through things.”

#tobedisastrous #★ ( musings ) #(old man Steve ok)

[taleswrittena]

@tobedisastrous​ liked for a starter & got lucifer

It isn’t often he gets a visit from one of his demons topside. Mazikeen is usually the only one who sticks around so it’s a little worrying when they show up in his nightclub. Nonetheless, as long as he is not here to cause trouble, Lucifer does not mind her being around. In fact, he quite enjoys when he gets to see his creations when they’re not here to try and overpower him or mess with his life here.

“Andrei. To what do I owe the pleasure? Did you miss me or is there something you want? Something wrong, perhaps?” The Devil says as he walks behind the bar to grab a couple of glasses and a bottle of his top shelf Whiskey. “Would you like something to drink?”

#tobedisastrous #lucifer interactions

[suresha]

:｡･:*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆  ||  @tobedisastrous​​ ||  s.c.  ( Charles Xavier )

          Charles  stood  by  the  water’s  edge,  watching  the  evening  waves  as  they  sometimes  crashed  along  the  shore.  He  wasn’t  a  big  fan  of  beaches  anymore  for  reasons  only  obvious  to  those  who  were  in  Cuba  in  that  day.  Nevertheless,  he  was  out  here  tonight  grateful  for  the  reprieve  of  voices  crowding  his  mind  unless  you  count  one  other.  The  serum  Hank  made  him  could  not  possibly  block  out  everything.  He  was  the  world’s  most  powerful  telepath.  At  best,  he  could  suppress  them  for  a  while  but  that  was  it.  Furthermore,  the  closer  someone  was  within  his  vicinity,  the  more  likely  he  was  to  hear  their  thoughts  anyway.  Quite  the  annoying  thing,  but  he  knew  it  could  not  be  helped.

          ❝You  have  been  watching  me  for  a  while  now.  Even  though  you’re  several  feet  away,  I  picked  up  on  your  presence  several  minutes  ago.  Why  not  join  me  for  a  stroll  if  I  fascinate  you  so  much  though...  I  cannot  imagine  why.  I  am  but  a  man  who  cannot  sleep.  I  do  not  think  it  odd  for  one  such  as  myself  to  be  wandering  the  beach  at  this  hour.❞

#tobedisastrous #ic ┆ I believe true balance lies somewhere between rage and serenity ( charles xavier ) #queued post