#tonyisirrespomsibleaf

[anxiouscucumber128]

Tony: Hey. Pepper, what i-

Pepper: No.

Tony: You didn’t even hear what I was gonna say

Pepper: n O

Tony: That’s not fair.

Pepper: Was it harmful to yourself or others?

Tony: ...

Tony: Define harmful

Pepper: *eye roll* thought so

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[anxiouscucumber128]

Peter: hey mister stark, my electricity got shut off, and-

Tony: what the hell kid?

May: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP, ITS 3AM

Peter: shhhh. Anyway, i was wondering if I can charge my phone with taser webs

Tony:

Tony: thats a terrible idea

Tony:

Tony: lets do it. Meet you at the lab in 10.

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[anxiouscucumber128]

Tony: Some people claim I have trouble admitting that I’m wrong-obviously they’re wrong

Peter: Dad, why is your pocket square orange but your tie is red? It just looks...wrong

Tony: ...

Tony: *shoots eyes with lasers*

Tony: Its not my fault-IM BLIND

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[anxiouscucumber128]

Peter: *shows Tony the Hurricane Tortilla vine*

*1 day later*

BREAKING NEWS: A STRANGE WEATHER PHENOMENON HAS OCCURRED....

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[anxiouscucumber128]

Pepper: Hey Tony, I just got a call from accounting, and-oh my god youre bleeding! What the hell-IS THAT A BULLET HOLE?

Tony: Bleeding money, that is! *faints*

#tonystark #pepperpotts #tonyisirrespomsibleaf