Soul Eater Characters + Their (mostly tragic) Toddler Haircuts
— all images have their faces covered bc i am not putting random children on tumblr —
maka:
victim of the Straightest Bangs You’ve Ever Seen In Your Life
spirit mainly handled haircuts
she would chew on the ends of her hair if it wasn’t short enough which drove spirit fucking nuts
the Fuckass Bob was for her own good
soul:
the evans household definitely did the Buzz Cut Every Four Months move
soul and wes just perpetually looked kinda fuzzy
black star:
i don’t think i need to explain myself here
tsubaki:
was 1000% a Massive Bow Girlie
had a huge collection of bows in every color and pattern imaginable
every morning was hell trying to get her to just pick a bow and move on
liz:
unrestricted scissors access
she will kill anyone who brings up photos
patty:
The Microbangs
girlie needs to see
also had unrestricted scissors access
honestly these girls are lucky to be alive
kid:
lord death has no clue how to do hair
this is all he’s got
crona:
medusa doesn’t give a fuck about this child
every so often it’s like “oh shit, this kid can’t see”
spirit:
straight up bald until he was two and a half
mr clean looking ass
stein:
bit anyone who tried to cut his hair
got mistaken for a girl for the first eight years of his life
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fuck it
soul eater characters if they worked at an arby’s
maka:
of course, a model employee
works the counter since she’s the only one who can truly put up with the elderly customers and their bullshit
tries to run a tight ship and is constantly exasperated by her coworkers’ antics
whenever she gets a truly mean customer who doesn’t respond to the nice treatment she brings in……….
liz:
usually works the drive thru unless she has to step in and take an asshole down a peg
cares enough about her job to be good at it but not enough to take bullshit
constantly doing her nails or on her phone while taking orders (miraculously she never takes an order wrong)
her timer never reaches more than 50 seconds between a car pulling up and leaving with their food
crona:
does the bagging bc dear god if a customer even looks at them they’ll start tearing up
volunteers to do cleaning in the lobby so they can get away from the stress of the kitchen
is the newest hire and fully intended to be silent for most shifts (maka would never let this happen)
just so happened to come in a week before the employee christmas party and was terrified the entire time
whole heartedly believes kid is their boss which brings us to……….
kid:
is the assistant manager which is fancy talk for The One Who’s Been Here Longest
floats around different positions wherever he’s needed
insane about uniform code
swears he’s not a nepotism hire bc “My Dad (the owner) Didn’t Even Know I Applied”
has an aneurysm anytime soul or black star calls him a Nepo Baby
runs an incredibly tight ship, allows for no shenanigans (they happen anyway)
is sometimes locked in the freezer by his coworkers (“THIS ISN’T FUNNY GUYS I COULD GET HYPOTHERMIA AND DIE!!!…………. while i’m in here i might as well organize”
might as well be the manager honestly, he does everything
soul and black star:
they both work the sandwich counter
it is chaos back there
will constantly battle it out for who can make things faster/better
will occasionally throw things at the back of maka’s head through the window and blame each other
begs whoever’s working the fryer to make them onion rings
they do rock paper scissors for who has to clean the floor (the winner makes it as dirty as possible for the other)
tsubaki:
works either drive thru or cashier, whichever one needs the most help
is the only one who can get black star to do his job
the regulars absolutely adore her, especially the sweet old ladies
always encourages the rest of the staff
arranges all the staff parties
is responsible for the Employee of the Month board (which is almost always maka)
will draw little pictures and tape them up around the drive thru registers (including one of her and liz holding hands bc they’re in love)
is way too good for this arby’s
kilik:
he has no idea why he hasn’t left yet
works the fryer bc he has made it clear to management he will not deal with the customers
always has an airpod in to drown out the bullshit (it drives kid absolutely insane)
pretends to be over soul and black star’s shit but secretly instigates
always volunteers to get stuff from the back freezer but is gone for a suspicious amount of time
100% the owner’s favorite
also way too good for this arby’s
next time: the adults!
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