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incorrect0hicsqueak · 7 months
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Hecate: I never thought I'd say this out loud, but I miss Pippa
Mildred: well I have good news and bad news
Hecate: What's the good news?
Mildred: the good news is that you won't have to miss her anymore
Hecate: and the bad news?
Mildred, gesturing to a beaming Pippa behind her: she just heard everything you said
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incorrect0hicsqueak · 8 months
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Pippa:*laying her head on Hecate’s lap*
Hecate, petting her head: This is why people think we're dating
Pippa, sitting up: Wait- We're not dating?
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incorrect0hicsqueak · 8 months
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Julie: Oh, I see, you came with your grumpy friend today.
Pippa: Hecate may be grumpy but she has a good heart.
Julie: Yes, I've noticed how you likertouching her "good heart".
Pippa: …
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incorrect0hicsqueak · 10 months
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Hecate: I’m adopting a child
Mildred: O congratulat-
Hecate, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you sign here
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incorrect0hicsqueak · 10 months
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Pippa: It feels like you're being a little harsh.
Hecate: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.
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incorrect0hicsqueak · 9 months
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Pippa: Mildred, I have to tell you something, but you have to promise not to freak out.
Mildred: What? You're scaring me.
Pippa: Hecate and I are no longer dating.
Mildred: WHAT? What happened? How can you do this to me? After all those years- I can't belie-
Pippa: *showing off her ring*
BECAUSE WE'RE ENGAGED! HA!
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