#unless like yeah w/x actually just wanted to make jgy look bad in front of lxc which like maybe

[jin-zixun]

AU (I guess) where wei wuxian and lan wangji taking su she hostage actually kinda works (despite all the reasons it definitely shouldn't lmao) so now they have to actually keep him around and constantly supervised until they get jin ling back and oh yeah make sure public enemy #2 doesn't get hurt or killed or anything because like. he's a hostage now.

like just wangxian ready to go on their honeymoon and now they gotta babysit su she. because they decided that was a good idea, even though it very much was not. it'd be funny though.

#they'd ALL be so miserable #hey hey guys do you think taking away jgy's travel companion will make him more or less likely to give you back a-ling? #i gotta make a post on all the reasons this is the least serious thing that happens in GT because there are a LOT #unless like yeah w/x actually just wanted to make jgy look bad in front of lxc which like maybe #ok but also wwx starting to not hate sms because he's kinda-not-really like jiang cheng #and sms starting to not hate wwx because he's kinda-not-really like xue yang #and they still very vocally hate each other but we follow the journey of poor lwj realizing the hate is becoming more and more performative #but they're still both very very happy to get rid of him once they have a-ling back