#white statuary marble

[fybethditto]

Bathroom Master Bath Los Angeles An illustration of a sizable classic master bathroom with marble countertops, shaker cabinets, an undermount tub, a wall-mount toilet, blue walls, and white and blue mosaic tile flooring.

#white statuary marble #carra #basket weave marble tile #bathroom #basket weave

[martinskita]

Pantry in Chicago

Image of a mid-sized modern galley kitchen with ceramic tile countertops, an undermount sink, flat-panel cabinets, a white or glass backsplash, stainless steel appliances, no island, dark wood cabinets, and marble countertops.

#ceramic tile flooring #dark espresso wood stained #interior architecture #kitchen #opaque white glass cabinets #stainless steel appliances #white statuary marble countertops

[kniterly]

Pantry in Chicago

Image of a mid-sized modern galley kitchen with ceramic tile countertops, an undermount sink, flat-panel cabinets, a white or glass backsplash, stainless steel appliances, no island, dark wood cabinets, and marble countertops.

#ceramic tile flooring #dark espresso wood stained #interior architecture #kitchen #opaque white glass cabinets #stainless steel appliances #white statuary marble countertops

[courfeyracc]

Pantry in Chicago

Image of a mid-sized modern galley kitchen with ceramic tile countertops, an undermount sink, flat-panel cabinets, a white or glass backsplash, stainless steel appliances, no island, dark wood cabinets, and marble countertops.

#ceramic tile flooring #dark espresso wood stained #interior architecture #kitchen #opaque white glass cabinets #stainless steel appliances #white statuary marble countertops

[djcalcos]

Pantry in Chicago

Image of a mid-sized modern galley kitchen with ceramic tile countertops, an undermount sink, flat-panel cabinets, a white or glass backsplash, stainless steel appliances, no island, dark wood cabinets, and marble countertops.

#ceramic tile flooring #dark espresso wood stained #interior architecture #kitchen #opaque white glass cabinets #stainless steel appliances #white statuary marble countertops

[filmfridays]

Pantry in Chicago

Image of a mid-sized modern galley kitchen with ceramic tile countertops, an undermount sink, flat-panel cabinets, a white or glass backsplash, stainless steel appliances, no island, dark wood cabinets, and marble countertops.

#ceramic tile flooring #dark espresso wood stained #interior architecture #kitchen #opaque white glass cabinets #stainless steel appliances #white statuary marble countertops

[goshcas]

Kitchen Enclosed in Miami Large contemporary l-shaped porcelain tile and beige floor enclosed kitchen idea with a peninsula, shaker cabinets, white cabinets, marble countertops, red backsplash, marble countertops, and red backsplash.

#contemporary kitchen #stainless steel fixtures #statuary #statuary marble #shaker style cabinets #kitchen peninsula seating #white shaker cabinets

[lovelyogi]

Closet - Closet Walk-in closet - large gender-neutral marble floor and white floor walk-in closet idea with recessed-panel cabinets and white cabinets

#white on white #mirrored doors #closet #statuary marble #dressers

[wondermilk]

Pantry in Chicago

Image of a mid-sized modern galley kitchen with ceramic tile countertops, an undermount sink, flat-panel cabinets, a white or glass backsplash, stainless steel appliances, no island, dark wood cabinets, and marble countertops.

#ceramic tile flooring #dark espresso wood stained #interior architecture #kitchen #opaque white glass cabinets #stainless steel appliances #white statuary marble countertops

[slightlyoutoffocusphotos]

Powder Room Bathroom Houston Example of a classic medium tone wood floor and brown floor powder room design with gray walls, an undermount sink and marble countertops

#unlaquered brass #statuary marble #white marble

[fyeahthetudors]

Kids - Bathroom Bathroom - mid-sized contemporary kids' stone slab and white tile ceramic tile and beige floor bathroom idea with flat-panel cabinets, light wood cabinets, a one-piece toilet, white walls, an undermount sink and marble countertops

#alcove #white toilet #rolling hindge glass door #kids bathroom #statuary marble walls

[gifsoverbros]

Enclosed Kitchen Dallas Kitchen with a farmhouse sink, shaker cabinets, white cabinets, marble countertops, white backsplash, marble backsplash, an island, white countertops, and stainless steel appliances is shown in a large, elegant photograph with a medium-toned wood floor and exposed beams.

#polished nickel #statuary marble #brass kitchen hardware #wolf range #white marble #stainless steel appliances

[lashtuns]

Contemporary Kitchen - Kitchen With an undermount sink, shaker cabinets, white cabinets, marble countertops, red backsplash, marble backsplash, stainless steel appliances, a peninsula, and large trendy l-shaped porcelain tile and beige floor enclosed kitchen photo, among other features.

#recessed lighting #glass front upper cabinets #contemporary kitchen #statuary #kitchen backsplash mosaic tile #contemporary style #white marble countertops and backsplash

[mcmansionhell]

pre-recession, post-taste

Hello, everyone. I hope this blog can bring some well-needed laughs in really trying times. That's why I've gone back into the archives of that precipitous year 2007, a year where the McMansion was sleepwalking into being a symbol of the financial calamity to follow. We return to the Chicago suburbs once more because they remain the highest concentration of houses in their original conditions. Thanks to our flipping predilection, these houses become rarer and rarer and I have to admit even I have developed a fondness for them as a result.

Our present house is ostensibly "French Provincial" in style, which is McMansion for "Chateaux designed by Carmela Soprano". It boasts 7 bedrooms, 8.5 bathrooms, and comes in at a completely reasonable 15,000 square feet. It can be yours for an equally reasonable $1.5 million.

Every 2007 McMansion needed two things: a plethora of sitting rooms and those dark wood floors. This house actually has around five or six sitting rooms (depending if you count the tiled sunroom) but for brevity's sake, I'll only provide two of them.

With regards to the second sitting room, I'm really not one to talk statuary here because beside me there is a bust of Dante where the sculptor made him look simultaneously sickly and lowkey hot.

Technically, if we are devising a dichotomy between sitting and not sitting (yes, I know about the song), the dining room also counts as a sitting room. The more chairs in your McMansion dining room, the more people allegedly like you enough to travel 2.5 hours in traffic to see you twice a year.

Here's the thing about nostalgia: the world as we knew it then is never coming back. In some ways this is sad (kitchens are entirely white now and marble countertops will look terrible in about 3 years) but in other ways this is very good (guys in manhattan have switched to private equity instead of betting the farm on credit default swaps made from junk mortgages proffered to America's most vulnerable and exploited populations.) Progress!

Okay I really don't understand the 50 bed pillows thing. Every night my parents tossed their gazillion decorative pillows on the floor just to put them back on the bed the next morning. Like, for WHAT? Who was going in there? The Pope?

Here's a fun one for your liminal spaces moodboards. (Speaking for myself.)

Yes, I know about skibidi toilet. And sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler. I wish I didn't. I wish I couldn't read. Literacy is like a mirror in which I only see the aging contours of my face.

When your kids move out every room becomes a guest room.

Anyway, let's see what the rear of this house has to offer.

The migratory birds will not forgive them for their crimes. But also seriously, not even a garden?

Anyway, that does it for this round of McMansion Hell. Happy Halloween!

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#architecture #design #mcmansion #mcmansions #ugly houses #interior design #bad architecture #2000s design #illinois

[mal-educado]

Modern Dining Room - Dining Room

#Large minimalist light wood floor and beige floor enclosed dining room photo with white walls acrylic chair #statuary marble #modern #climate controled wine room #floor to ceiling windows #chandelier #open entry

[jennyjustbeatit]

Enclosed Kitchen (Miami)

#Enclosed kitchen - large contemporary l-shaped porcelain tile and beige floor enclosed kitchen idea with an undermount sink #shaker cabinets #white cabinets #marble countertops #red backsplash #marble backsplash #stainless steel appliances #a peninsula and white countertops glass front upper cabinets #statuary marble #white shaker cabinets #statuary #white marble countertops and backsplash #kitchen