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im not going to claim that i’m remotely good at vibe checks but imma say this anyway: i do kinda love istredd bc idk to me he just gives off this like, man i dunno what even but part of his energy is like. what a loser. but in a good way-ish?? but not exactly like “this guy’s a loser (affectionate)” or “this guy’s a fucking ass loser. pathetic. i love him”

i’m more like: man. what a loser. good for him.

#witcherteevee #istredd #like good for him honestly #look y’all dont come for me these are just the vibes i read #and i admit my possible illiteracy #also i havent watched the show in like months and months and months lmao #look i’m tired dont blame me for posting dumb shit xD #the witcher #twn

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FINALLY GETTING MY HANDS ON BLOOD ORIGIN YEAHHHHHHH

#i have been Avoiding blorbo’s tag for over a Week now for this reason #i have no expectations for this series but hopefully it’s watchable at least #like ik a lotta ppl were like ‘this very concept is bad’ #but 1) i have such low television standards and 2) im a twn frog idk source material and all the blasphemy that comes with #just want some of those blorbo crumbs teehee #silly little fucked up bard man #witcherteevee

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ok belated new post chain for ep2

(tag to block is #dumb mfer liveblogs btw)

#witcherteevee #dumb mfer liveblogs

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ok ok ok ok ok but like where. where do i find the fics that go 200% on the ‘jaskier and geralt don’t know how to communicate healthily (read: communicate at all) on issues between themselves’ angle

i NEED them i need them soooooo bad

#witcherteevee #ramblin n stuff #i’m not tagging this lmao #jaskier #…..jk i went back and tagged it #sorry i need like one [1] person to pls acknowledge my unhinged consipiracy theories abt blorbo’s characterization #but like #this is So Important To Me Actually #no bc it’s strange bc i believe it so hard and i think other ppl see it as well!! #but like it’s not the main point of exploration!!! and i wann see that shit!! #like how many fics have i see that have the “they don’t talk about it.” line?? #and that shit fuckin SLAPS okay #but it’s like #not the point of those fics like probably at least 90% of the time i feel like #which is fine!! no shade #but *does weird jaw things and makes grabby claw hands* i Want. #ok bc even in like the fwb fics #where this does get to be Somewhat A Thing #at the end they eventually just. talk #yknow? #and like it’ll be awkward or angry and frustrated etc etc which is great but they just get there #which again! not saying it’s bad writing or anything!! reread lots of those fics lmao #it’s just…… i have a NEED #and the need is Someone Please Specifically Explore This Specific Aspect And Its Ramifications #begging on my knees

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HI THERE I SAW YOUR TAGS FREAKING OUT ABOUT ELBOW ON MY GERASKIER PLAYLISTS AND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

little fictions is the only album I know by heart cover to cover, but I certainly enjoy the others!

SERIOUSLY THOUGH

WHENEVER I SEND ANYONE AN ELBOW SONG REC IN THE CONTEXT OF A CHARACTER THEY ALWAYS SAY THEYD NEVER CONSIDERED IT BEFORE AND I HONESTLY THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME HAVING A NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS MOMENT

you’ve made my day

holyyyyyy shittt im so sorry i didn’t see this before but it’s only *checks watch* well over a month late !! (sorry.) but yEA my mancunian friend introduced lil american me to elbow and theyve topped my spotify wrapped (yes even above tad) the past two years lol their stuff means a lot to me and is also So Good

but fs like. again i would Not ever insinuate that elbow is Niche or Unpopular—literally played the olympics etc etc—but i do think that they aren’t necessarily in The Minds Of Fandom™️ very much. but MAN they have such a great discography and sm good songs it’s like *makes aggressive grabby claws at the air* so much potential!!!! overlooked!! unseen!! (yes i’m being dramatic. not sorry)

anyways if anyone who sees this listens to elbow PLEASE hmu i love talking abt elbow songs

aaaaannndd uuuhhhhh 👉🏽👈🏽 hopefully not beign too pushy but uhhh. if anyone here wants some fandom related recs……. i’ll just throw out a couple so i’m not being Too Much but:

hotel istanbul [listed as a non-album track under the seldom seen kid (bonus tracks version) album on spotify] - oh my god if anyone listens to One [1] song i write here PLEASE let it be this one. every time i scroll through geraskier playlists and don’t see this song i feel Robbed. to me it feels sooooo them but no one else knows about it and i lose my mind. idk if musically it fits everyone’s vibe check but Lyrically. holy fuck holy shit. like to my understanding it’s abt a guy who’s havin a shite day but this other person’s presence makes them feel better or smthn??? anyways it’s fuckinnnn haaghhh i’m- it literally goes “damn your eyes / so blue” LIKE????? i lose my mind over this song in geraskier context every time someone Please listen to it and tell me if i’m going insane or not

puncture repair [under leaders of the free world album] - man i love this lil guy sm. diff energy from hotel istanbul but i see this one as the quieter geraskier moments, the travelling together for 20 years. it’s so quiet, it’s so routine, it’s motions that are muscle memory, it’s care etched in creases, it’s thoughts traced through nerves for the thousandth time. also works from either pov i think

bones of you [under the seldom seen kid album] - i think?? this could be a yennefer song??? either abt istredd or just like her past life. also sonically i rlly like the vibe for her, dunno if anyone else’d agree w that tho

audience with the pope [under the seldom seen kid album] - ok honestly i dont know if this one’s very accurate since i wouldnt call myself an arbiter of quality yen&geralt vibes, but i do think of them when i listen to this song so,,? do with that what u will

anyway i have oodles and oodles of these but these ones that r like, supported lyrically the best ig??? sorta?? maybe not but yea ive got elbow-witcher song thoughts for Days but the other ones are maybe more vibes-based so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but if anyone’s intrigued…… i mean hmu

#witcherteevee #elbow music #this IS listen to elbow propaganda btw. unashamedly #it’s funny bc like. i listen to all the elbow albums i kinda just sometimes pick one to play off of whatever mood im in etc etc #but since they have like sm songs n albums and stuff #it was rlly funny to see my spotify wrapped songs/artists distribution #i was telling my friend who intro’d me to them that my highest elbow song was seven veils at like 22 or thereabouts #(i had like two or three tad songs top 5) #and they were like: ah. fair enough #then i dropped that ‘aND IM A TOP .005% ELBOW LISTENER AGAIN LETS GOOO-’ #the individual song distribution is not the highest but with all of it combined… mwah #it’s simply bc they have too many good songs i must spread the love to all the albums

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ep 4!! lets goo

aaand we start on the colonization spiel

#witcherteevee #dumb mfer liveblogs

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au where burn butcher burn and whoreson prison blues are switched

#jaskier #burn butcher burn #whoreson prison blues #….i actually dont know how to tag for this fandom yet #twn #? i think i may seen that before?? idk #esp since i am one of those netfix show only losers #n i dont wanna tag smthn that wld interrupt the book/game side #but i digress lmao #witcherteevee #silly little bard man hypothetical #so so sorry if this has been done already x’D i’m new here #ok cuz like. ik there are at least a few ppl #who dont love the choice to have had jaskier singing burn butcher burn out in public n shit #which yeah i’d have preferred not having that myself as well tho it’s not the biggest deal for me #actually maybe i shld like #articulate these thoughts in a reblog lmao

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hey btw how come zero posts show up when i try looking up any blood origin-esque keywords

#witcherteevee #is there a specific tag ppl are using for it orrrrrr #there are recommended blogs #and ‘related’ tags #but no posts #zero amount #thank u tunglr