#you have correctly assessed my level of poker comprehension here

[psqqa]

me and apollo both staring at these fucking cards like ?????

#ace attorney #the cheat is not in fact more obvious by looking at both men’s hands #i’m not a total idiot #the first thing i did was check the cards for obvious discrepancies #but like we just spent five minutes arguing a question of basic addition #did you want me to be running some kind of statistical evaluation of all four aces being on the table or something? #if there’s something else you want me to be seeing here #you’re going to have to spoonfeed me some more poker rules first #on which note #thank you kristoph gavin for starting off with ‘so you know the terms ‘a pair’ and ‘three of a kind’?’ #you have correctly assessed my level of poker comprehension here