#zhalia’s lil’ chit chat

[thetwelfthcrow]

people will deadass look at this race and ignore all the action and overtaking and switching and drama and go ‘yea but max wins so it’s boring’. how does it feel failing to pretend you like a sport?

#zandvoort gp 2023 #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #zhalia on holiday

[thethirteenthcrow]

tbh i would love any kind of internet security list you could provide whenever you have time! :)

*kracks knuckles*

INTERNET SECURITY LIST AND OTHER FIREFOX EXTENSIONS

▷ use firefox, not safari or edge and Definitely Not google chrome;

▷ always use duckduckgo as your regular search engine. even w the extensions below you’ll see that none of them will light up bc duckduckgo is awesome and doesn’t track u;

▷ go to your add-ons and get these extensions (alphabetical order):

— adNauseum (fake-clicks on every ad it detects a bunch of times so the company's analytics will be all fucky-wucky and it will cost companies lotsa money)

— cookie autodelete

— decentraleyes

— disconnect

— don’t track me google

— duckduckgo privacy essentials

— hoxx vpn proxy (free, although limited, vpn)

— https everywhere

— localCDN

— privacy badger (redirects your trackers babey!)

— privacy possum (falsifies data so it costs companies as much money as possible)

— TrackMeNot (does randomly generated searches on random search engines so it hides what you really search for AND makes analytics all fucky-wucky)

— uBlock origin (superior adblocker)

— WhatCampaign (swaps out google analytics with fake shit, do you see a pattern? once again! the analytics are, repeat after me, fucky-wucky!)

▷ other add-ons that i do recommend but have nothing to do with tracking/adblocking:

— auto tab discard (closes ur tabs after long time no use, mend it to your own settings);

— bitwarden (one place to keep all your passwords, would not recommend putting Very Important ones like your bank account there but, like, tumblr works);

— dark mode (automatically makes websites dark, isn't perfect but it's nicer than being blinded by every Wikipedia page at 3am when you're losing that sense of existence and what is and isn't real anymore)

— firefox multi account containters (sort your tabs babey! give cute colors to your tabs, separates them from work/personal/shopping/etc.)

— google docs dark mode (turn off dark mode and use this one for docs, works amazingly)

— grammarly

— honey (save money, use honey ;))

— mind the time (keep track of how much time you've spent on a tab)

— reddit container and facebook container (two seperate add-ons but keeps your reddit and facebook stuff separate from the rest)

— reverso context (for my fellow bilinguals who sometimes Do Not Know the words and then there they are)

— shinigami eyes (it's a starting extension but it tries to hide transphobic and other anti-lgbtq+ stuff from your view. when you see something's slipped through, you can report it to them so they hide it from other users)

— simple tab groups (sort your tabs in groups with names n stuff)

— sponsorblock (also a starting extension, but hides sponsored-moments from youtube videos and makes you enjoy the content you're there for, not the 783rd hello fresh or raid shadow legends ad. it's user-driven, so be sure to submit the moments where there is sponsored content to help other viewers!)

— tranquility reader (if u don't want to be overwhelmed by all the functions on a webpage and just. read. the. damn. text.)

— unpaywall (a MUST for all students or people in research-driven workfields. read those paywalled items and articles! learning should be free! another option for this extension is 12ft ladder)

and those are all the extensions i currently have on my firefox. if you have any recommendations, drop 'em in my inbox and I'll add them to this list!! hope this helps you out!

small reminder that adding more extensions might make your firefox slower, but trust me, is alllll worth it.

stay safe out there on the big wide web that wants to know everything about you. don't tell them more than what you want them to know xx

#terrifying thought: my boyfriend uses google chrome and no tracker-blockers and his reasoning is: #'google will know where i am when i'm kidnapped' #yeah and SO MANY OTHERS WHO HAVE NO BUSINESS IN IT #like maybe the KIDNAPPERS IN THE FIRST PLACE? #and ofc tracking ain't always physical. it's also your behaviour on the internet and the things you show interest in #i forgive him for this behaviour only bc he's cute #anyways! #firefox #add-ons #adblock #liminalweirdo #extensions #google #zhalia’s lil chit chat

[thetwelfthcrow]

https://x.com/44britcedes/status/1733144856141148194?s=46

goodnight this is the funniest thing i’ve seen today

good for him for reals. and max with his one fia-suit again. this is a meme template i swear.

#eltayx #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #4433 #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #fia gala 2023

[thetwelfthcrow]

hmmhmm

(sat 18 nov / thur 16 nov)

HHHHHMMMMHMHMMHMHMMMMMM

#zhalia's lil' chit chat #33 ring spotted once more #it's canon! #4433 #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #massive s/o to tumblr dot com slash reigningmax for the first pic #and ring anon for pointing out this ring at all like i am blind i wouldn't have seen this #woulda been wayy to distracted by his hands but ok

[thetwelfthcrow]

https://youtu.be/TzysmVjBc_U?si=MA61l7r_KwAyd-qI

I want to cry with someone about this, please.

YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PERSON

god what a good compilation i love this so much.

look at max sitting all weird and nervous while he's defending lewis for getting penalty points. he's all 'i don't get why lewis should get penalty points for this' and holds an entire unasked for monologue about it and lewis is just staring into the distance almost frozen if it wasn't for him tapping his little can. i'm not mentally well about this. i'm mentally the best i've ever been about this all.

#zhalia's lil' answer chat #Anonymous #4433 #pls nerds copy your links without anything after the ? that's just tracking #i may be mentally unstable but i will always make sure that any link i copy is free from tracking :) #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #otp: not god and his angel

[thetwelfthcrow]

https://x.com/fiagirly/status/1733147092258852903 HELPP max already in the suit??? surely lewis will change his outfit right 😭😭

crying lmfao they could not be any bigger polar opposites.

i mean if i were lewis and had all this pent up rage from what they done to our girl susie and then also make this event in baku and not paris then yeah, i too would say fuck your fashion etiqutte i do what i want. and hey, he's in black and white!

#Anonymous #4433 #they're in the same room for likely the last time this year ;-; sobbing #lewis hamilton #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #max verstappen #fia gala 2023

[thetwelfthcrow]

https://x.com/fiftybucksvt/status/1715861953581818015?s=46&t=w9R_LaqCkagB6MZHT49ddA crumbsss

babe i'll do you some better:

we FEASTING! i hope lewis can show some real cunt during the race today as well so we can FINALLY get a presscon with the two of them again ;-;

i know the lestappen girlies are celebrating but my delulu 4433 ass is sooo focused on how close max's body is to lewis' compared to charles'. lewis can't even put his foot down bc max's is there!! lewis has a death grip on max's neck fr fr. max ain't even touching him w his hands but he surely be touching lewis with his shoulder, elbow, thighs, toes.

#Anonymous #4433 #as my beloved kit said in a previous post: nEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT !!!! #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #us gp 2023

[thetwelfthcrow]

imola (2021) / william shakespeare; the prologue, romeo and juliet (1597) / spain (2021) / max verstappen; “Many drivers can win in that car, but that doesn’t take anything away from Lewis” (2020) / france (2021) / maan, goldband; stiekem (2022) / uk (2021) / ashlyn drewek; the kidnapping of roan sinclair (2021) / froukje; licht en donker (2020) / netherlands (2021) / maan, goldband; stiekem (2022) / mexico (2021) / lil nas x; call me by your name (2021) / saudi arabia (2021) / Anthony Hamilton; claims Max Verstappen rivalry talk is nonsense, and discusses the seven-time champion’s future (2021) / nothing but thieves; impossible (2020) / abu dhabi (2021) / rupi kaur; untitled poem, the sun and her flowers (2017)

#web weaving #4433 #enemies to lovers #racing heartbeats #y'all i went on a deep dive of all max/lewis fics and i could write a BOOK on their lovey dovey history #these boys clingy right in front of your salad and y'all pretend you don't see it #yes i used stiekem by maan and goldband twice but how can i not when it's literally about them #and yes i plugged dutch songs not bc max is dutch but bc i am and these are bANGERS #all these pics are 2021 bc thats when racing heartbeats takes place #i'll make a bigger web weaving one with all of the pics i've found #one day #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #otp: not god and his angel #max verstappen #lewis hamilton

[thetwelfthcrow]

https://x.com/fiftybucksvt/status/1718756634002931956?s=46&t=w9R_LaqCkagB6MZHT49ddA proud of his bf ☺️☺️

his face literally said oh my gooodd !!

i mean it was such a sexy and risky overtake !!!!

y'all wanna bet lewis had the biggest smile after seeing max's surprise face?

#Anonymous #y'all wanna bet he used lewis' praised kink to the max (heh!) that evening? #y'all wanna bet he showered his baby with so much love that lewis cried of it? #4433 #lewis hamilton #max verstappen #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #mexican gp 2023

[thetwelfthcrow]

https://x.com/rbr_daily/status/1727713776512745738?

they needed some drama so they saved it for abu dhabi 😭😭

THE PLOT THICKENS?!

#Anonymous #i cannot speak this is WIIIILD #anthony hasn't been lewis' manager in years what does he want NOW #anthony biggest 4433 shipper it's confirmed #rbr!lewis #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat

[thetwelfthcrow]

goats.

#zhalia's lil' chit chat #how the FUCK does lewis look taller than max #elbows touching i see u #lewis hamilton #max verstappen #4433 #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat

[thetwelfthcrow]

https://x.com/fiftybucksvt/status/1718755343533027410?s=46&t=w9R_LaqCkagB6MZHT49ddA i live for pics like these

god fucking same they always seek each other out to spray that champagne. maybe there's a metaphor there, a euphemism if you will.

lewis fucking cornered max just to spray the champagne. max was helpless there lmaaoo

#Anonymous #babe be sure to remove anything after the ? in a link bc that's tracking. stay safe <3 #4433 #also is it me or has max grown more of an ass? like hello what a gorgeous gorgeous development #or have i simply never noticed #or! did his racing suit get tighter around his ass insead of sloppy #anyway good news for me (and for lewis <3) #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #mexican gp 2023

[thetwelfthcrow]

Can you dive deeper into Lewis and Checo? If anything that seems very one sided to me 🧐 But interesting for 4433 👀

see, i thought so at first too! but they've got this very, very weird situation going on between them. and have for years! now i'm no expert, i'm only recently learning about this all, but here's what i know.

so checo's been around quite a long time, joined F1 in 2011. lewis, of course, in 2007. they've both been there all these years. although checo was never a real challenger to lewis - from what i remember at least lmao - they have been in the same orbit for twelve years now.

in 2015, this clip came out. checo and lewis are doing that weird thing where they're so handsy with each other. the weird death grip they have on each other's necks in that first gif???? like they're so obviously so drunk but checo literally BURIES his face into lewis' hood like what the fuck??

very fruity stuff happening there.

and they've never really stopped doing that. i don't know what kinda things they're all chatting about but they chat a lot and they chat so so close to each other.

and then of course recently, during las vegas, this video got shared around of lewis sorta choking checo after checo posted that video of lewis falling asleep on his story. just the general fondness in checo's look!!! and then also they joined cars during the drivers' parade?

and checo abducted roscoe once? like... there's something THERE. okay. i am CONVINCED they lowkey fucked once and thought yeah that was good, never again tho. and that's their bond. good stuff. very interesitng.

#Anonymous #lewco #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #dunno if this is coherent im sooo fucked up about this

[thetwelfthcrow]

not to be soft on main but i loved the cool down room interactions and i wanna yell about them🥺 the thing is, max is always so eager to explain things and to discuss the race and he always looks so happy when people do that with him, it's so incredibly sweet, but he seems especially eager when he gets to do that with lewis. who seemed to feel so much lighter than usual, not in his own head but engaging, commenting, joking around ("he did me in qatar" asdfg) - not only with charles, but with max too, and max's reaction when watching lewis' overtake on charles...oof they're just so special to me💞

BE SOFT ON MAIN!!!!!!! yes !!!!!!!!!

i love the cooldown rooms too !! max always wants to chat, to talk about what happened to him and what it was like for him and to listen to other people too !!!!!!! he is a soft little baby that wasn't allowed to talk after a race when his dad wasn't happy with the result so the fact that people listen to him now makes him soo happy !!! and lewis DOES !!!! lewis always chats with him and listens and talks !!!!! you're not explaining new stuff to a seven time world champ and yet lewis listens like it's the first time he hears it all !!!! does he know how much it means to max or does it come naturally to him??

and the joking too like ye s!!! they're just two colleagues near the coffee machine for real !!!! he did me in qatar hfhjds i literally yelled 'why do what lewis did just last race !!'

and max's face with lewis' move like holy shit he was sooo impressed and it must've been the very first time he saw it so that reaction was so very pure and it was amazing and a do ra ble !!!!!!!!! he's a tiny little boy who just wants to talk to people and lewis talks to him and jokes with him and max also lowkey looks up to lewis ('it's just rookie numbers compared to lewis' ok fanboy) and lewis is sooo normal around him and max is sooo not normal around lewis and i LIVE for this

#Anonymous #anon be soft on main more often thanks #4433 #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #mexican gp 2023

[thetwelfthcrow]

i’m just gonna ignore the fact that sir lewis hamilton has a 33 ring mhmm yep i’m totally normal about that one

https://x.com/lh44updates/status/1725281601863503917?

HELLO?! WHAT?!

NO WE'RE NOT GONNA IGNORE THIS. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION !!!!!!!!!!

like not to be super delusional about it but if he keeps his ring finger pressed against his pinky finger then the 33 will be imprinted on his skin....

(tweet below)

#Anonymous #4433 #fic ref #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat

[thetwelfthcrow]

https://www.tumblr.com/cuentoschinosen1999/732562830091583488/cooldown-room-mexico-gp-why-sitting-on-their The way they’re just chilling in the corner

i LOVE THAT so much !!!

he really sought lewis out, first leaning against the wall and then the table. my mans like a dog that bites into a toy and doesn't let go. good for him good for him

#Anonymous #GOOD FOR US TOO!!!! #as always bless the holy lord cuentoschinosen1999 for the gif #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #4433 #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #mexican gp 2023 #.......litlte shade but lestappen really be losing when lewis is near max huh