#zyz

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tips for dealing with loneliness

1. make a ton of pinterest boards

2. jack off as much as possible

3.

#zyz #4th tip is shoplifting (optional)

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i hope the czech republic blows up

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#who said that #zyz #zero day #cal gabriel #andre kriegman

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i think danger days is a story created with love and heartbreak and rebirth and funerals and flashy colors. but at the end of the day i still love the idea of killjoys never die being meant in the old guard style. like being brutally murdered and then yr body just repairing itself its fine. they throw fun ghoul out of the trans am going 105 and they becomes roadkill but 20 minutes later is kicking the diner door down yelling. party kills themself in front of korse when theyre bored

#zyz #dd

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u know the post is good when the secret elusive mutual who doesnt appear very often likes it....

#zyz

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i know its bad to overshare on the internet but sometimes it is just nice to tell people things .

#zyz

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the best beastie boys songs are the ones where they all just randomly shout mike d's name at some point

#zyz #beastie boys

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actually good band whispers I've found on pinterest

#the slipknot and kurt cobain liking nirvana one are so fucking funny to me #zyz #idk why theres so many nirvana ones. lot of annoying people that like them i guess #nirvana #slipknot #green day

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unironically i think if the Bible was just a book & not a religious text id fw it. I would be posting Jesus and judas fanart on the daily and highlighted texts all the time..rbing picture of mother Mary like "ohhhh my god...love of my life..."

#when my parents made us watch passion of the christ i was so into it from.like a story perspective. those mary and jesus shots had me fucked #up #zyz

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they don't make celebrities like Dave mustaine anymore.....help

#zyz #there is nothing that a vid of him coked out singing peace sells will not fix . fuck.

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if God really loved me I would be a teenage boy in an old wooden house with the slanted ceilings covered in posters and a big window looking out at a rainy scene in my neighborhood while me and my questionable friend listened to 2000s music and lay on my bed together . or he would've made me taller.

#zyz

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watched that 98 korn interview where jon davis is like "i had to stop drinking cos i kept just biting ppl when im drunk...id wake up all sore like wtf and the guys would be like 'you fuckin bit me! i socked u cause you bit me !' i cant help it i just love biting people :( sorry"....ok girl i am going to get u a time machine with tumblr access i know some people this would really do numbers with

#zyz

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@antiburzum tagged me.... 5 songs i "actually listen to".okay.

hit the lights - metallica

voyeur - blink-182

wendy clear (best ever blink song) - blink-182

hybrid moments - misfits

take you home - sloppy seconds

tagging -> @princeofpittsburgh @windferns @tuff-ponyboy @kassettez @shit-garbage @ any1 else who wants to idk

#zyz #been listening 2 kill em all a lawt recently. i dont know why

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anakin and padme just kill me in the prequels. they're fucking hysterical idont even care they're like the most boring lesbians ever. anakin is literally padmes babygirl but also anakin is like. just this tortured 2007 white girl on Facebook. gripping his face at the laptop updating his status with every minor tragedy in his life through his tears. just absolutely distraught. he is so emotional and such a fucking weirdo. their wedding still makes me scream because i know they'd like try to have sex or whatever afterwards and anakin would just burst. into tears . just full on waterworks like he just saw his dog get run over. and he just sits on the edge of padmes 18foot bed inconsolable until padme got tired and brought out the crazy alien strap and got his ass. because her aim almost never misses remember.

#zyz #starwars

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get the fuckkkk out of here with that ponyboy taller than soda/darry bs...where is my short king pb rep ⁉️

#zyz #outsiders

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i know reese malcolm in the middle is gay because the only reason he ever shows any interest in girls is when he wants to harass them . and i know francis malcolm in the middle is bisexual because...well he went to military school and hes blonde .

#zyz #mitm