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FitMC quote book (feel free to add on) Inspired by @hepbaestus

"Your ass is grass and Ramon is the weed wacker"

"im not white im olive"

"I know the Geneva Convention is more like a Geneva Suggestion but.."

"im just a silly little bald boy"

"IT MEANS PUSSY?????????" (no idea what this context is XD)

"if you disable mines you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community"

“ARE YOU TRYING TO GIRLBOSS GASLIGHT ME?”

"when im cold I don't joke about murdering children, but thats just me"

"Fit it's time to sin with me" -Phil "you're acting like it's the first time" -Fit

"so much sussy Baka activity"

"I broke Jesus's face.."

"Think of me like an American Philza but im bald and a little more fucked up"

"we got spawn camped by tony the fucking tiger"

"I love balls so much"

"im pretty sure if I tried to do puppy eyes I would look like a crack addict"

"Bad, take your shirt off"

"What did kelp stand for again? 'Kill Every Living Person'?"

"I see TNT explosions that are sexy"

"Sneeg, shut up, im doing gay roleplay right now"

"Ill stop shaking my ass ramon, don't drown yourself please"

"I need my gay support slug"

"No one loves lesbians more than fitmc does"

"My sexuality is wario"

"I want to thank my 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓎𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹"

“The IRS was like ‘We saw you had a new source of income in 2023, care to explain that?’ And I’m like ‘Yeah, gay minecraft roleplay!’”

"Maidenless runt? I HAVE A BRAZILIAN BOYFRIEND BITCH"

"this cave is full of children and I'm god's hungriest Pitbull"

"do emo kids still exist?"

"Pro-wrestling is Hillbilly Shakespeare"

"i'll be a monkey's bare assed uncle"

"Just think about this Phil, in a few days im gonna get my hands on you"

"Hotdogs are gender-fluid in a way"

"guuuuuuurl same"

"I am crazy, and sexually ambiguous enough to do it."

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[After being sassy with Alex]

Fit: [Chatter] said "Get a job, get away from him"? ...Did you just tell me to get a job? [Judgemental silence] That's actually insane what you just said.

Fit: Oh wait a minute, you like Alex, don't you? You like- you like that guy, don't you? You like him, you like him. Maybe I will pursue just to teach you a lesson! Just to teach you a lesson, I might do it! I'm crazy enough to do it!

Fit: I am crazy, and sexually ambiguous to do it. Don't test me. Don't test me.

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I think Fit said something

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⭐️ ONE AND ONLY IMORTALYSON!!

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Cat Madagio definitely treats baby Ramon like her own kitten

N Fit shaved just cuz Ramon would keep yanking on his beard 🫡

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tazercraft cubito drawings from this year

some of the colours are weird but im too lazy to fix

i dont really understand how this site works so sorry if i do something wrong D:

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ramon, tu inventor de confianza

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He's still down there :)

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ah yes the two genders, fitmc’s youtube audience vs his twitch audience

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read my fic or you’re anti black :D

fit stuck in corpse pit fic, hot fresh off the grill!!!

i haven't written in so long so this gave me a little anxiety. but its finished!!! please give some love or i will cry

#boost

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i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

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Baghera: I know you for like, few– few weeks, and I know you're a good boy!

Slimecicle: You think I'm a good boy?

Baghera: Yeah, you're a good boy, yeah!

Slimecicle: Fit, Fit– do you think I'm a good boy?

Fit: Yeah, you're a good boy! Yeah, 100%.

Slimecicle: Can you say it again?

Fit: You're a good boy.

[Fit and Charlie laugh]

Baghera: Can you say to me I'm a good boy? :D

Fit: You're a good boy!

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Baghera: Oh, thank you!

Slimecicle: Hey Fit, hey Fit, hey Fit–

Fit: Yeah, yeah?

Slimecicle: Hey.

Fit: Hey.

Slimecicle: I know you don't get to hear this a lot, but you're a good boy.

Fit: Whoa. Uh—

Baghera: Antoine, you're a good boy!

Fit: Wait wait–

Slimecicle: Antoine! Antoine? Let me see you. Let me- let me look— [he circles around Antoine] Ok, yeah. Antoine: you're a good boy.

Baghera: You're a good boy!

Slimecicle: Antoine, you're a good boy!

Baghera: I'm a good boy!!!

Antoine: THANK YOU GUYS! That means a lot to me! Are you good boys too?

All of them: Yeah!

Fit: We're in a gang!

Antoine: Baghera, are you a good boy?

Baghera: Yep, yep, yep–

Slimecicle: WHAT A STUPID FCKING QUESTION!

Fit: Yeah, we're in a good boys gang!

Slimecicle: What a stupid fcking question! I'm a good– Antoine, say I'm a good boy.

Baghera: Antoine, say.

Antoine: Slime.

Slimecicle: Antoine.

Antoine: [Demon voice] You're a good boy.

Slimecicle: YEAHHHHHH!!!

Baghera: Yup, you're a good boy!

Fit: There we go. Yeah.

Baghera: Antoine, am I a good boy?

Antoine: Baghera. [demon voice] You're a good boy.

Baghera: YEAH! Good boy, yup!

Antoine: Fit?

Fit: Yeah yeah, let's hear it.

Antoine: You are... a very very good boy.

Fit: Yesss, let's go!

[They all cheer]

Baghera: We ready for tonight now!

Slimecicle: Oh my god, I- I– we could do anything guys!

Fit: That's right!

Slimecicle: Us four good boys versus the– [laughs] versus the bad world!

Baghera: Four good boys!

Fit: We're good boys gang, baby!

Antoine: Do you think the others are not good boys?

Slimecicle: Good boys get it done.

Fit: Ohh, I don't know if they're all good boys.

Baghera: You have to be to the club of good boys–

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Qsmp twitter rn:

Qsmp is dead

Cancel Quackity

All the CCs hate each other

I hope they start a new SMP without Quackity

Don't buy merch

Boycott qsmp

Don't watch any streamers ever

I hate qsmp. I will never support it ever again. I will never buy merch or talk to anyone that likes the server whatsoever

Qsmp tumblr:

Here's my favourite fanart with credits to the artist who is tagged and linked below

Here's a fic I've been working on. It's 20,000 words

Let's all share our best memories of qsmp

I miss the eggs but I'm glad things are getting sorted out behind the scenes

Who wants to be mutuals? I have a list of all my main CCs and cubitos

I'm so excited for qsmp's future

Is it clear I hate twitter? 😭 thank you qsmpblr for being so wholesome <33

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i hope fit cubito will be like ahah sorry boss i know i only have 20% of the data but i really tried my hardest i swear ! and in response madagio pulls out the 8 hours of bee’s youtube hideduo compilations

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Watching old VODs is so weird cause I completely forgot that Mike's eye didn't always look like... that.

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What resources are you using to learn languages if you don’t mind me asking?

i dont mind at all! im using language transfer and that Giant fucking mega file of language textbooks.

<- language transfer has rly been working well for me so far. each vid is like 6-10 minutes long and has a very… kind? angle. its very encouraging.

<- pdf megafolder by @/salvadorbonaparte (amazing blog btw) has a ton of books for culture and history and grammar and translation studies— its all very interesting. if not overwhelming. find your language, find the easiest textbook and start chipping away.

outside of those i try and find minecraft videos or streamers in the language im learning. and if i feel like i have the spoons for it i’ll scribble down whatever contextual slang or words i didnt know in a notebook for later.

i also have quizlet flash cards in theory. i havent looked at them for more than a minute.