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Do you also ever get ther urge to just-

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something something your pasts being so inextricably intertwined that you have no choice but to talk about him–actually you can avoid him but you won't because it's just the past (it's all in the past now). nothing more than ashes and dust. the past is safe but the present isn't. you talk about eating pizzas with him; you pass him on your scooter without so much as a glance

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we go way back

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Take a (little) bite

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people saying charles is the virgin mary cuz he got pregnant with ollie by the holy spirit... babes max is right there HE IS THE FATHER

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behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person.

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what's up suki, wassup bullet

wassup riri, what's up rocky

hi barbie, hi ken

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McLaren forgetting Jenson’s 26 podiums for them and Mercedes ignoring Nico’s championship is not the princess cake content I signed up for.

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in a better world, nico rosberg and lewis hamilton never get divorced and nico still retires after his one wdc and he still becomes a reporter and instead of the the awkward interview we got last year, we get thousands of brocedes interviews where they're being stupid together. lewis moves to ferrari and nico publicly quizzes him on his italian. nico interviews another driver and lewis is in the background making fun of nico. people make compilations of lewis and nico making each other laugh during interviews.

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what's up suki, wassup bullet

wassup riri, what's up rocky

hi barbie, hi ken

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The truth is that the ideal brocedes fanfic does not feature them as the main pairing. Instead, much like reality, they haunt the background of the narrative with the fear that the main pairing may very well become like them in time.

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i think ferrari nando could be *the* third wheel of all time

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more baby retirees

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jenson button calling nico britney

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them being cute or whatever 🙄🫶