hey bad news uh. your boyfriend transcended the limitations of his frail human flesh and attained the perfection of the machine. yeah sorry he’s a great mass of steel and silicon as beautiful as it is terrible now. sorry. i only took my eyes off him for a minute.
i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck