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“Hey Chloe, wanna watch Spirits Within again?”

full size webm: https://gfycat.com/BriskPassionateArizonaalligatorlizard

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“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

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(do not interact if you ship mc//reyes)

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Funny and Terrifying Amazon Alexa Tweets (see 12 more)

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First Date

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Overwatch more like Oversnot hahahahahahaha i can’t stop playing

(Edit: also sorry, but the winston thing was from this;;)

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[Looking at Junkrat’s IQ test results]

Soldier 76: You got a 96. Says here that a 90 is a genius.

Junkrat: Man, I wish I got a 90.

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Hanzo: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tulips together.

Mccree: Awwww, pumpkin

Gabriel: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe.

Jack: …Thanks.

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A new series, featuring mainly Gabe and Jack this time! :3

Thanks again to everyone that joined the stream! 

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 (coming soon)

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“and add it to the Gabe Babysitter Log”

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I… don’t know…

jack: like a kitten.

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matt: hey marisha I found something outside

marisha: it better not be a frog

matt:

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When you’ve been searching for a protégé for centuries and the courier that delivers your most valuable asset turns out to be a total badass

When the Courier accepts your offer and ends up being a really good apprentice and assistant and you’re proud of them and yourself for picking them

You show me a man in a suit and I’ll show you a potential Mr. House

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Having boone as a companion

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from twitter a while back. winter vacation