tbhwhocaresanymore

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when i die i hope i come back as a beautiful microscopic granule of sand

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This is in no way the best way to post it but it is the only way I could get the format to stay

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'the human body is perfect god doesnt make mistakes' what about wisdom teeth then. huh. gonna let those bastards grow in and fuck up your jaw for god. didnt think so

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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard

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As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses

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this idea might be genius or it might be cursed but. a faction in a scifi setting that names its small, speedy spaceships like professional bucking bulls

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Think about this quote like all the time and how it really undermines so much shit in capitalism

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Merry Critmas

with Percy and Keyleth

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Mushroom witch and her little mushroom friends

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A good man at war

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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

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No one showed up for the last story time.

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You are a long forgotten god. A small girl leaves a piece of candy at your shrine, and you awaken. Now, you must do everything to protect your High Priestess, the girl, and her entire kindergarten class, your worshipers.

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I know some rad fuckers.

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document