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1. All fungi are edible.
2. Some fungi are not edible more than once.
Terry Pratchett, Discworld
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“Pride and Prejudice” in the Club
Colin Stokes imagines a modern encounter between Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy:
It had circulated around the club that Mr. Darcy’s own startup had just received a hundred million dollars from an investor, dwarfing Mr. Bingley’s now paltry-seeming fifty-million-dollar valuation. Everyone there was also quite impressed when he ordered a bottle of Dom Perignon with multiple sparklers spraying sparkles into the crowd. This time, no sparks landed on Kitty, which was something of an improvement.
Elizabeth was dancing a dance known as the Dougie, because the d.j. had selected a song called “Teach Me How to Dougie.” (It was throwback night.) Mr. Darcy went up to Elizabeth and said, “Would you be so kind as to teach me how to Dougie?” It was a bad joke, but kind of not too bad, as far as bad jokes go.
Photograph by David Alan Harvey/Magnum
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in the desert by stephen crane
THIS. WAS A BONUS. ON AN ENGLISH TEST IN HIGH SCHOOL.
And we thought our teacher was like the weirdest ever for giving it to us.
And now...
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Friday the 13th: Shakespeare’s You-Know-Who
There are plenty of superstitions blanketing over the Shakespearean play Macbeth. Many consider the play “bad luck.” The rule of thumb is not to mention the play per se when inside a theater, but to refer to it as “The Scottish Play”. Another thing is not to mention the character “Macbeth,” instead refer to him as the “Scottish King.” Mentioning Shakespeare’s You-Know-Who and You-Know-What will result to extreme bad luck.
Encounter with the Witches (via publicradio)
One possible origin of these myths was believed to have come from witches. Shakespeare himself was suspected to have been inspired to get some lines from the coven of witches, so that no one other than him could be better at directing the play. Another possible origin was when witches saw the play, they became unimpressed and rather cursed the play.
Productions of The Scottish Play are said to have been plagued with accidents, which dated back when the play was premiered. An actor was said to have demised after the actual production. Just last July 2015, one actor was rushed into the hospital after reportedly being struck by Branagh’s sword.
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Truth is not the end, but a beginning
Dragon Age Inquisition
Good quote to frame conversations about The Things They Carried
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—J. G. Ballard
“All obsessions are extreme metaphors waiting to be born.”
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One must maintain a little bittle of summer, even in the middle of winter.
Henry David Thoreau
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Spring Semester: we have liftoff
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You think killing people will make the like you, but it doesn’t… It just makes them dead.
Macbeth, probably
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Filed for Walden next year, of course
Amanda Palmer on the art of asking and what Thoreau teaches about accepting love
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