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tealfling · 10 hours
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Could never be me, friend.
Oops all tieflings.
Trying to resist make all my D&D characters Tieflings
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tealfling · 11 hours
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get topped, idiot
i went back to one of my longest running saves i haven't finished yet (my rogue The Scarlet Scourge ooooooo) and jesus christ this dweeb's got RIZZ.
made this sassy little rogue specifically to make fun of him and now i'm a puddle. touché, dekarios.
idk maybe he's not being as charming as she thinks but she's a little DISTRACTED RIGHT NOW
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tealfling · 1 day
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I used the ring and I refused to be put back in my cage!!!
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They really have no right looking that good together.
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The Storm Sorcerer when the purple wizard talks to her Vs when the red wizard talks to her. See she can smile! Rolan is the cure for resting bitch face. confirmed.
Wait, how do y’all make a companion look like a npc? How do you make them look like Rolan?
I don’t have friends, I’m asking for me.
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tealfling · 1 day
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Wyll should have had a tail and this is me telling on myself a hill I’m willing to die on.
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tealfling · 1 day
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it's too dangerous to go alone take this~
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tealfling · 1 day
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tealfling · 1 day
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I really don't need another reason to love this fictional man
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I can't stop thinking about what his story would be like if he were a tiefling.
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tealfling · 1 day
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in my games it's Astarion. Enemies will circle around closer characters to hit Astarion. Jokes on them. Now they're flanked and he gets sneak attack.
The funniest part of bg3 is truly truly how much aggro Gale inevitably collects. I use him as bait because I know the enemy cannot resist zeroing in on him.
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tealfling · 1 day
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Divine Entomology ✨🐝🪲🦋💕
Artwork: Oddarette
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tealfling · 2 days
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You'da hadta been there.
Gortash: "You shouldn't be down there. Turn the sub around and go back to the city to fight Orin. 😠"
Tav: "Are you fkn talking to me through a TV rn? You should've built netflix instead of the Absolute tf. 🙄"
Durge: "I'm the bhaalspawn, and ur watching Disney Channel. 🥰" *draws a mouse skull*
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tealfling · 2 days
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And I get like, "time crunch" & "cut content" are things that happened, but I would much rather have the dUrge content-- especially the death reactions?!?!! Seems important to the story?!?-- than a more evil ending for everyone.
The game really missed the ball with The Dark Urge. It’s so haphazardly done in game, your companions react and behave so unrealistically (if they react at all). The tie in to romances is hilarious as none of your lovers even give a shit when Bhaal kills you.
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tealfling · 2 days
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ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ʜᴏᴡ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇs ʙᴇɢɪɴ! ɪ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ.
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tealfling · 2 days
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Tav: -Lovingly watching Astarion after a long day-
Astarion: PUT THAT DAMN SMILE AWAY!! IT'S A GODS DAMNED TRIPPING HAZARD, AND I AM FALLING FOR YOU!!
Tav: I love you so much, Astarion <3
Astarion: WOULD YOU QUIT BEING SO TENDER AND GENTLE, YOU RADIANT BITCH!!
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tealfling · 2 days
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Rolan's Unique Spells
So as you may know, Rolan has a few self-named spells. Did you know that his spells actually have unique effects that distinguish them from the regular versions of the spells?
Attached below are Rolan's version compared to the regular version.
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Magic Missile: Shoot 3 magical darts, each dealing 2-5 force damage. They always hit their target.
Rolan's Magic Missile: Hurl a concentrated dart of magical force that can Daze (3 turns) the target. This spell never misses.
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Thunderwave: Release a wave of thunderous force that pushes away all creatures and objects.
Rolan's Thunderwave: Release a focused blast of thunderous force that pushes targets back 12m and knocks them Prone.
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Colour Spray: Blind creatures up to a combined 33 hit points.
Rolan's Colour Spray: Create an illustrious display of flashing lights to dazzle and Confuse creatures up to a combined 44 hit points.
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Mage Armor: Protect a target from attacks: increase its Armour Class to 13 + its Dexterity modifier.
Rolan's Mage Armor: Grant a creature a rudimentary defensive boost, increasing its Armour Class by 2.
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tealfling · 2 days
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Rolan romance when?
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tealfling · 2 days
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The Master of Ramazith Tower
I wanted to add so many symbols to show the full scope of Rolan’s potential, I think this is my most complicated stained glass design so far, took a while to finish
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tealfling · 2 days
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You artists who draw hot, steamy art of Rolan? You're the geniuses of our time. You are all tastemakers and masters of your craft and I would go to war to protect you. If you draw sexy Rolan things on Patreon and you see this post, please reblob or reply with your @ so I can subscribe to you. I'm so fucking for real all I want in life is to become a homely patron of the Rolan Smut Creators y'all are my holy rolan empire
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