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QUANNAH CHASINGHORSE 2022 Met Gala | May 2, 2022

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I haven’t felt so poorly in such a long time.

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head not empty, many abstract uncommunicatable thoughts

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sticking one of those lil stickers from fruit on someone is a love language

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imagine - youre a student at forks high. youre riding your skateboard down the halls like a total rebel. you wave at your friends as you pass them. you look back ahead. rosalie is dead in front of you. you try to stop as quick as you can but you trip off your skateboard and are heading straight for her. for a brief moment you say to yourself “this might be a blessing”. its too late. you fall face first into her and break your nose on her rock hard boobs.

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I met God in a Taco Bell bathroom.

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replacing my mental illness with vampirism

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people making fun of me for being h*rny for vampires on main are the SAME people who follow me

i know the truth you cowards!!!

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Cullens: “Drinking human blood is morally wrong!”

Me: *going through the sex offender registry to find my next meal*

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*does a gay little run across the road that makes drivers want to hit me*

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“in retrospect, driving through the Smokies during a storm probably wasn’t the safest idea” —from the archives; July 15, 2019

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The Floral Decorator, 1993

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3x04 | 4x10

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Whyn Lewis.