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Who knew Technoblade was invited to Peleus and Thetis's wedding? Man I hope a Greek goddess doesn't throw an apple in there and tell Prince Paris to choose who's the prettiest goddess.

great wedding! didn't see paris, but this goddess gave him an apple out of nowhere. its somewhere in his inventory now, wonder what he should do with that...?

#technoblade spotted #technoblade #request #nudity

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I think that I saw him fighting Napoleon-

if i had a nickel for every time this was requested, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

#technoblade spotted #technoblade #request

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Boop boop love your account boop boop for the piggy too boop boop

-Leaf🌿

guys please

#i knew it was a mistake to turn on the boops #technoblade spotted #technoblade #thank you leaf anon btw

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hear me out

Technoblade on a roomba like one of those rich cats

weaponized

#technoblade spotted #technoblade #request

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Uh- guys? I think that I saw him in the french revolution.

lets go yall

#technoblade spotted #technoblade #request #nudity

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also quick addition. if you enter an ask and it hasn't been answered yet, one of three things happened

queue's long and it'll get posted eventually

i couldn't think of an interesting way to do it

it wasn’t a request and you were just. talkin in the inbox. which is fine btw and know that those asks are treasured forever and ever.

inspired by @/gtws-in-various-places

editing technoblade cubito onto things since 2024. updates will be inconsistent but hope for >1/week. i promise none of these are gonna be good

#technoblade spotted - posts on where techno is edited into an image

#request - edits from requested asks

#found by locals - submitted posts

#not technoblade - off-topic posts and announcements

#not technoblade

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You should make an image where Technoblade is on top of a flat earth so technically he would be everywhere for the 100 followers special lmao

guys. hes everywhere. finally.

#anon? look at me. genius. thank you. #technoblade spotted #technoblade #(tumblr account technoblade-but-hes-everywhere does not believe in a flat earth. the earth is in fact spherical.) #request

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putting this as a day cause im not waiting a week

#not technoblade

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What's technoblade doing in the spider-verse?

you tell me man

#technoblade spotted #request #technoblade

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can techno join the roman army ? i think he'd make a great assas- i mean centurion :D

whats going on

#another mildly unfunny one today yall. sorry #technoblade spotted #request #technoblade

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he was there guys

#technoblade spotted #technoblade

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Piggy on the moon, what will he do?

lookin at rocks

#technoblade spotted #technoblade #request

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He ain't only watching moons, put that piggy ON the moon.

hold on now-

looks like we're going to the moon boys

pig on the moon.

#technoblade spotted #technoblade #request #usually i wait a day at least to post something on here but this ask is too good #that piggy is on the moon anon. hes on the moon

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whyre there two moons

#technoblade spotted #technoblade

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hope you get well soon! take care of your health <3

thanks man. the immune system's finally realized it has a function, so looks like we'll be back to our regular scheduled program

#not technoblade

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hulloo. i am like. extremely sick rn. so there may not be any posts for a little bit.

#not technoblade

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Technoblade but he’s in the ALT text

ok man

#technoblade #technoblade spotted #i mean #hes kinda just right there but hey