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would love to see john pushing sam and dean together for a kiss

#canon...

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AHDHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHHDHAHAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

like some fish remember their birthing place

#this is /devious

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LIKE to rip apart annoying people with your animal teeth

REBLOG to rip apart annoying people with your animal teeth

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how dare you accuse me of "shipping wincest" when in fact i am observing wincest in its natural habitat (the cw's supernatural, 2005-2020)

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I wake up. I remember Sherlock Holmes apparently has really great motor bike driving skills. I go back to sleep.

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My perfect mashed potatoes

The secret is in the water; literally, it’s IN the water.

See, when you boil potatoes, a lot of special starches and sugars and stuff leeches out into the water. When you drain the water before mashing them, you throw away a lot of good stuff, which is a big part of what makes mashed potatoes “dry” and bland, even when you add large amounts of cream and butter and things.

So don’t throw out any water.

Here’s how you do that:

First, cut your potatoes into smaller cubes than you probably do. (I’ve left the skins on for flavor and also, that’s where a lot of a potato’s nutrients are, like protien and iron and vitamins B and C, just to name a few)

The reason for cutting them smaller (besides avoiding giant peices of skin) is so that there is less space in the pot between each peice for water to fill, so you use less water to cook them. That’s important because you won’t be draining any water, so you can’t afford to have too much water! For the same reason, just barely cover them with water when they go on the stove.

But! Before you do that, put the pot on the stove with some butter, garlic, and seasonings; let the butter start to sizxle just a little then put most of a single layer of potatoes in the pan and let the brown and sear. Turn them, brown them on all sides, get ‘em fairly dark (I forgot to get a pic here because I was worried I’d burn the butter).

Ready? now throw the rest of the potatoes in right on top, and add your water, give them a stir. This way, you’re boiling in some of that lovely fried potato/french fry flavor.

Okay, so, as they cook, you may need to add a little water, not too much! ideally the very highest piece of potato will be poking just above the surface. Now, when your potatoes are really really soft, mash them directly into the water. Just pull them off the stove, leave all the water in, and start mashing. Trust me. At first you’ll think there’s too much water. If you get them mashed and they ARE a little too liquidy, just put ‘em back on the stove. You’ll have to stir often or constantly, but they will steam off additional water without losing any good stuff.

Now add some salt, and taste. Right?! And you haven’t even put in any cream or cheese or anything yet.

Speaking of which, you can use like, a third of the amount of butter or cream or anything, and they will still taste better than usual. So they taste better AND they are higher in nutrients AND lower in fats and salts! That’s a lot of win — enjoy your potatoes!

Fuck Columbus! Indigenous Rights! And happy Thanksgiving!

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It's nice that it's starting to feel real.

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everyone making fun of dean not paying attention to the road as if sam isn’t looking at him like this

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thinkin'

thinking about s1 sam and s15 dean 👀

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Sam & Dean Challenge 2022 | June 14th | Do you have any Sam & Dean headcanon ? 

Inspired by this gifset

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i personally find unrelated!wincest questionable. them being brothers is the whole point, the most important part. it just doesn't seem authentic if their souls arent bound and twisted together by the same blood

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Omg I really need dean being really horny around hormonal teen sam like dean alluring sam by walking around in the morning in only boxers and a raging hard on and sam just caves in so fast and becomes needy and wants it rough (he's not a virgin) plss

“Somethin’ on your mind, Sammy?”

Sam’s mouth closed so quickly his teeth clicked together, and his entire face blushed red as he looked down. He was still in bed, and clutched his sheets protectively over his lap to hide his reaction to the sight of Dean, already up and about and practically naked.

“No,” Sam said, too quickly.

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Sam crying as Dean grips his hair tightly and forces his bloody hand to his mouth.

“Shut up,” Dean whispers, “and /drink/.”

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literally dean picked sam up from stanford and sunk his claws in so deep like. for the rest of his life he was just like i’ve been away from you before and i’m never going to let that happen again, not even death will take you away from me.

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Their last moment together on Earth

Dean is dying. His final words are for his brother, a reassurance : he’s going to be with him forever, right here, in his heart. He literally reaches for Sam’s, but their hands end near Dean’s, entangled in death as the Winchesters were in life. 

Then comes that foreheads touch…

Such a symbolic gesture – “you will always be in my thoughts” - and made so slowly even if the clock is ticking. They are so soft, the both of them. Gentle movements : a contrast to all the violence they have endured and inflicted.

A reminder too : they always have been a haven of rest for one another, the ultimate solace, the piece that make their souls whole and therefore, at peace.

A contact that reiterates their unity, the completeness of their beings. Just like the camera zeroed in on them. The shot is narrowed down to the essential : Dean and Sam.

Blurry surroundings conveying how everything else is tuned out. It’s just them. And between them, there is as much space as time left : very little. The framing is tight : a close-up. But they are even closer.

Their proximity emphasizes what’s about to be lost, the amalgamation that’s about to be ripped apart. The following wide shot will highlight all the space that still exists and was forgotten. It will highlight the emptiness that won’t be filled for a long time.

For now, they say their goodbyes with shaky breaths and there is love in the way they both try to not shed tears, unwilling to let the other go with the image of their pain. 

So much love in this last moment that only the first one together in the afterlife makes the so-called Heaven finally heavenly.

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To Return or Not To Return...

…to Tumblr… That IS the question.

Perhaps so, perhaps not, but one thing will forever remain a CONSTANT:

Wincest Is Love. 

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its faggot friday