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The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

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maybe im crazy but frog mouth kinda looks like one of the mouth faces from that pepsi logo document

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ah my favorite exhibit, the wiglett tank

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Happy Out Of Touch Thursday

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monsters can go to the surface (twitter), but the night vale residents cannot/don't want to get out of town (tumblr)

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Apparently I have polls. Anyway, what’s the sexiest web browser?

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“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

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uh yeah no problem i literally live for this

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Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him

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thinking about the r/minecraft post where a guy had just built a seemingly endless field of 1x1 wood plank towers. terrifying

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Star Wars is truly at its peak when the droids are practical and semi-shitty looking which is honestly just to say that I get an instant boost of serotonin when a gonk droid shows up

Look at this thing it sucks and I love it

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I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

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xtracts you. fucking extracts you